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#1 Posted by bigtewell (749 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mamma so fat that even batman with prep couldnt handle her!

Yo mamma so massive even the new 52 couldnt write her out of existence!

Yo mamma so fat that not even supermans earth shattering punch would make a dent!

*DROPS MIC*

#2 Posted by attatje (1421 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma so fat The Flash died before he finished running a circle around her.

#3 Edited by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
#4 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (5374 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by SOG7dc (6987 posts) - - Show Bio

@attatje said:

Yo momma so fat The Flash died before he finished running a circle around her.

yo momma so fat that Skinner sweet fed on her and now he has hypertension

#6 Posted by RBT (4137 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mamma so strong that TOAA is below her.

Gah. That's the best I can come up with.

#7 Posted by SC (12959 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Momma so fat her ultimate attack is IML = Infinite Mass Lunch.

Yo Momma so fat when she walks to the fridge everyone thinks Hulk is going World Breaker again.

Yo Momma so fat, she has even slower reaction feats than Thor.

Yo Momma so fat she make Fat Cobra rename himself to Skinny Worm.

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#8 Posted by batkevin74 (10587 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma is so fat Galactus mistook her for a planet

#9 Posted by hart7668 (2294 posts) - - Show Bio

O....oh my god.....I lost it

@sc said:

Yo Momma so fat her ultimate attack is IML = Infinite Mass Lunch.

#10 Posted by kyrees (4897 posts) - - Show Bio

yo momma so fat galactus is still eating her

#11 Edited by judasnixon (6478 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma was so crusty, The Thing gave her some lotion..............

#12 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (5515 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mamas so ugly she made the Venom symbiote de-bond with Brock to escape.

Yo Mamas so fat she asked Superman to take her flying. His response. "Are you f--king kidding me?

#13 Edited by batkevin74 (10587 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mamma is so fat she broke an adamantium chair with her @$$

#14 Posted by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74 said:

Yo momma is so fat Galactus mistook her for a planet

That's actually funny.

#15 Posted by _Gaff_ (3342 posts) - - Show Bio

#16 Posted by Chibi_cute (4516 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama was so big it destroyed multiverses just by moving.

#17 Edited by reaverlation (15566 posts) - - Show Bio

@chibi_cute: your momma is so ugly that johnny sorrow wouldn't look at her

crap didn't meant to quote you sorry lol

#18 Posted by Perethorn (3346 posts) - - Show Bio

@attatje said:

Yo momma so fat The Flash died before he finished running a circle around her.

LMAO

#19 Posted by Joygirl (19390 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mamma so stupid, she jobs to Rhino.

#20 Edited by reaverlation (15566 posts) - - Show Bio

yo momma so ugly solomon grundy stayed dead.yo momma so thick wolverine broke his claws on her.yo momma's oder is so bad superman can smell her from another solar system

#21 Posted by MonsterStomp (16907 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma is so dumb, Batman killed her.

A+ for adding Batman in the joke :D

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#22 Posted by G_leno (987 posts) - - Show Bio

These yo mamma jokes are so un-funny, even the Joker ain't laughing!

#23 Edited by MonsterStomp (16907 posts) - - Show Bio
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#24 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (10874 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma so Old, Thanos would hit that.

#25 Posted by MonsterStomp (16907 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma is so ugly, Deadpool killed himself.

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#26 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (5374 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so old she knew the Living Tribunal when he only had one face.

#27 Posted by InFamous_Wolf (973 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so ugly Deadpool gave her his mask then apologized to it.

#28 Edited by GrenadeFlow (1411 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Mama so Fat Galactus couldn't devour her

EDIT: ahh I was too late with the Galactus joke

#29 Posted by HumanRocket (7764 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so fat that even the Blob doesn't find her attractive.

#31 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21637 posts) - - Show Bio

@sc said:

Yo Momma so fat her ultimate attack is IML = Infinite Mass Lunch.

Yo Momma so fat, she has even slower reaction feats than Thor.

I laughed hard at those

#32 Posted by InFamous_Wolf (973 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so disgusting Venom thought she was another symbiote.

#33 Posted by HumanRocket (7764 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so ugly people confuse her with Mojo.

#34 Posted by Samimista (20668 posts) - - Show Bio

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/5/58664/1161713-spiderman23611020.jpg

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#35 Posted by Deathstroke19 (3799 posts) - - Show Bio

To lazy to type them out so here they are:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipfGPhCI3Z8

#36 Posted by NICK31898 (2134 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so fat, tony stark funded a weight surgery for her and went broke.

#37 Posted by G_leno (987 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Mamma so ugly, even Larfleeze doesn't want her.

#38 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5515 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mamas so fat she makes Blob look like the Thin Man

Yo mamas so old and ugly she killed the Dinosaurs off of apperance.

Yo mamas so old she graduated high school with Odin.

#39 Edited by DragonEscarlata (363 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma´s so old that when The Presence said "let there be light", she turned the switch on

#40 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5515 posts) - - Show Bio
#41 Posted by cosmicallyaware1 (4305 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mamma so ugly she turned the gorgon to stone.

Yo mamma so fat vision got stuck.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought x men were christmas people.

Yo mamma so dumd she thought mjolnir was a reindeer.

Yo mamma so dirty even tony stark wouldn't hit it.

#42 Posted by DragonEscarlata (363 posts) - - Show Bio
#43 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8070 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Mommas So Dum She Makes Terminator Fans Arguments Look Smart :P

Yo Mommas an @theacidskull...

Served.

#44 Posted by cameron83 (7185 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by MarlboroMan (1608 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama is so crazy she goes to the Sentry for counseling

#46 Edited by Battle_Forum_Junkie (7813 posts) - - Show Bio

@samimista: I knew was only a matter of time before someone posted the "yo mammageddon" scan.

#47 Edited by HumanRocket (7764 posts) - - Show Bio
#48 Edited by TheCheeseStabber (8070 posts) - - Show Bio
#49 Posted by HumanRocket (7764 posts) - - Show Bio
#50 Posted by AminoAcidMan (121 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama is so dirty she kneeled before zod

Yo mama is so fat she did not fit into Geoff John's spread page