Worst Code-Names In Comics?

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What are some of the worst codenames/monikers in comics? I always think about Kitty Pryde's codename when she went by Sprite.  
 
Damn, did her costume even have to look like the can? 
 
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Shadowcat isn't much better.  What about "the Purple Man"?
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@Black Lantern Mar-vell:
That's awful too!
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#4  Edited By InnerVenom123

Power Man. 
 
I'm sorry... but Luke Cage sounds about one thousand times more bad@ss.
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#5  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@Black Lantern Mar-vell said:
" Shadowcat isn't much better. 
I love Shadowcat as a name lol. Didn't she go by Ariel at one point? WTF is that!?
 
And the answer is Stilt-Man, Sugar Man, Purple Man or pretty much anything not-mainstream that ends in -man from Marvel lol.
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#6  Edited By countvontrey

Plant Man.  
 
Though he changed his name to Blackheath in T-bolts.

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@FadeToBlackBolt:
Don't forget "3D Man"
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#8  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@Black Lantern Mar-vell: (Shudders) 
 
Oh, and his antithesis, FLATMAN!
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@Black Lantern Mar-vell said:
"@FadeToBlackBolt: Don't forget "3D Man" "

@FadeToBlackBolt said:
" @Black Lantern Mar-vell: (Shudders)   Oh, and his antithesis, FLATMAN! "

Seriously Triathlon>>>>>>3-D Man.
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People'll going to hate me, but in my opinion DC is a true treasure vault of corny codenames: Sun Boy, Plastic Man, Beast Boy, Karate Kid, all these self-explanatory, way to obvious names are pretty wierd for me. I mean, Batman and Catwoman are okay, both animals are symbolic enough (not to mention the connection between women and cats as metafors), Superman is fair enough, after all, he's prety much the prototyp of the paragon type of superheroes, but I couldn't take most of the other names in this fashion seriously. All the names beginning with "dead" or "death" are also a tad dull nowadays, but this is mostly due to their being overused.
 
Of course, this is also a question of how much you know a character, for there might be points in thier history that gives additional meaning to their names. For an example, I've always found Superboy Prime weird. Why should such a near omnipotent antagonist, who is supposed to give you the impression of sublimity and allmightiness, should have such a diminutive name? Yet, as I've read more and more about him here at comicvine, it became perfectly logical: he is the enfant terrible, the fallen prodigy that apostolates the incompetence and "sins" of his predecessors, which ultimately ruined his chance to become the ultimate savior he was promised to be, leading to his corruption. This way Superboy Prime doesn't sound stupid at all. Well, I as I said, I'd drawn all this conclusion from second hand sources, so please do tell me if you think I've totally missed the point and am yappin bull XD, but this is the impression I've had.

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#11  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@Rosencrantz&Guildenstern: The Legion of Superheroes is a goldmine for terrible names. Saturn Girl. What does that honestly have to do with telepathy? Lightning Lad? Cosmic Boy? Bouncing Boy? Ultra Boy? TRIPLICATE GIRL!
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@FadeToBlackBolt: Yupp, these do sound rather funny. It's like I'd made up a character that would had been bitten by a radioactive Chuck Norris, gaining his sublime ability to hand out devastating spinning kick, and I would name the hero "Kick-yer-kidney-out-of-ya-thru-yer-right-nosehole-man" XD
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#13  Edited By Shadowdoggy

U-Go-Girl - it makes me roll my eyes every time
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#14  Edited By Shadowdoggy

 
 

@Jake Fury:


it's still better than when she was Ariel
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Matter-Eater Lad 
bad name.....even though I still really like him
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#17  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@Decoy Elite said:

" Arm Fall Off Boy "

That......is......AWESOME!!!!!
 
Why does he not have his own book!!!!??
 
Think of all the amazing adventures he could have. He could be handcuffed by his enemy, then, wapachow (onomatopoeia for arm removal is hard), he's free!
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#18  Edited By Decoy Elite
@FadeToBlackBolt said:
" @Decoy Elite said:

" Arm Fall Off Boy "

That......is......AWESOME!!!!!  Why does he not have his own book!!!!??  Think of all the amazing adventures he could have. He could be handcuffed by his enemy, then, wapachow (onomatopoeia for arm removal is hard), he's free! "
He could fight Snowflame. Although they'd have to let SF win because he's the best villain ever.
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#19  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@Decoy Elite said:
" @FadeToBlackBolt said:
" @Decoy Elite said:

" Arm Fall Off Boy "

That......is......AWESOME!!!!!  Why does he not have his own book!!!!??  Think of all the amazing adventures he could have. He could be handcuffed by his enemy, then, wapachow (onomatopoeia for arm removal is hard), he's free! "
He could fight Snowflame. Although they'd have to let SF win because he's the best villain ever. "
Haha, how do you know about these (EPIC) characters?
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@Decoy Elite: 
Arm Fall Off Boy?? Oh my God, what a fogotten gemstone! Too bad he's a DC, he would make a splendid Deadpool sidekick XD
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@FadeToBlackBolt: Superdickery(a site) and Atop the forth wall(a comic review show)
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The newest member of the Legion...Earth Man
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#23  Edited By Decoy Elite
@Rosencrantz&Guildenstern said:

" @Decoy Elite:  Arm Fall Off Boy?? Oh my God, what a fogotten gemstone! Too bad he's a DC, he would make a splendid Deadpool sidekick XD "

Dr.Bong should do for that. 
 
Also Dr.Bongface should be mentioned while I'm on the subject.
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#24  Edited By IrishX

I started a similiar topic once before and what I thought was bad was The Unicorn. That has to be one of the most un-intimidating names there is. Oh look out here comes the Unicorn! 
 

 
 
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A-Bomb or is it just A Bomb?  
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#26  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@Jake Fury: A-Bomb. Which is ridiculous, it should clearly be Da-Bomb :P
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#27  Edited By Magian

Somebody already said the LSH which I agree.

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@IrishX:  Is it just me or do they really call the chaos-bringing entity from THe Transformes Unicorn instead of Unicron?
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#29  Edited By joshmightbe

every other member of the legion of super heros has a borderline retared name not to mention some really dumb powers but the guy who covers both well is 

Matter-Eater Lad by Ty Templeton color
Matter-Eater Lad by Ty Templeton color
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