Worst Code-Names In Comics?
What are some of the worst codenames/monikers in comics? I always think about Kitty Pryde's codename when she went by Sprite.
Damn, did her costume even have to look like the can?
That's awful too!
Power Man.
I'm sorry... but Luke Cage sounds about one thousand times more bad@ss.
" Shadowcat isn't much better.I love Shadowcat as a name lol. Didn't she go by Ariel at one point? WTF is that!?
And the answer is Stilt-Man, Sugar Man, Purple Man or pretty much anything not-mainstream that ends in -man from Marvel lol.
"@FadeToBlackBolt: Don't forget "3D Man" "
@FadeToBlackBolt said:
" @Black Lantern Mar-vell: (Shudders) Oh, and his antithesis, FLATMAN! "
Seriously Triathlon>>>>>>3-D Man.
People'll going to hate me, but in my opinion DC is a true treasure vault of corny codenames: Sun Boy, Plastic Man, Beast Boy, Karate Kid, all these self-explanatory, way to obvious names are pretty wierd for me. I mean, Batman and Catwoman are okay, both animals are symbolic enough (not to mention the connection between women and cats as metafors), Superman is fair enough, after all, he's prety much the prototyp of the paragon type of superheroes, but I couldn't take most of the other names in this fashion seriously. All the names beginning with "dead" or "death" are also a tad dull nowadays, but this is mostly due to their being overused.
Of course, this is also a question of how much you know a character, for there might be points in thier history that gives additional meaning to their names. For an example, I've always found Superboy Prime weird. Why should such a near omnipotent antagonist, who is supposed to give you the impression of sublimity and allmightiness, should have such a diminutive name? Yet, as I've read more and more about him here at comicvine, it became perfectly logical: he is the enfant terrible, the fallen prodigy that apostolates the incompetence and "sins" of his predecessors, which ultimately ruined his chance to become the ultimate savior he was promised to be, leading to his corruption. This way Superboy Prime doesn't sound stupid at all. Well, I as I said, I'd drawn all this conclusion from second hand sources, so please do tell me if you think I've totally missed the point and am yappin bull XD, but this is the impression I've had.
That......is......AWESOME!!!!!" Arm Fall Off Boy "
Why does he not have his own book!!!!??
Think of all the amazing adventures he could have. He could be handcuffed by his enemy, then, wapachow (onomatopoeia for arm removal is hard), he's free!
" @Decoy Elite said:He could fight Snowflame. Although they'd have to let SF win because he's the best villain ever.That......is......AWESOME!!!!! Why does he not have his own book!!!!?? Think of all the amazing adventures he could have. He could be handcuffed by his enemy, then, wapachow (onomatopoeia for arm removal is hard), he's free! "" Arm Fall Off Boy "
" @FadeToBlackBolt said:Haha, how do you know about these (EPIC) characters?" @Decoy Elite said:He could fight Snowflame. Although they'd have to let SF win because he's the best villain ever. "That......is......AWESOME!!!!! Why does he not have his own book!!!!?? Think of all the amazing adventures he could have. He could be handcuffed by his enemy, then, wapachow (onomatopoeia for arm removal is hard), he's free! "" Arm Fall Off Boy "
Arm Fall Off Boy?? Oh my God, what a fogotten gemstone! Too bad he's a DC, he would make a splendid Deadpool sidekick XD
Dr.Bong should do for that." @Decoy Elite: Arm Fall Off Boy?? Oh my God, what a fogotten gemstone! Too bad he's a DC, he would make a splendid Deadpool sidekick XD "
Also Dr.Bongface should be mentioned while I'm on the subject.
A-Bomb or is it just A Bomb?
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