You see, Jesus is one of the most powerful heroes, he has the ability to beat Superman, batman, captain america, and even good old Hulk. But why can he beat all these heroes? Not because he is holy, not because he is the son of god, but because he can turn water into wine.
You see Jesus can turn water into wine evidenced by this bible verse here
2 On the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee. Jesus’ mother was there, 2 and Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. 3 When the wine was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more wine.”
4 “Woman,[a] why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My hour has not yet come.”
5 His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”
6 Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.[b]
7 Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.
8 Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.”
They did so, 9 and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew. Then he called the bridegroom aside 10 and said, “Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now.”
11 What Jesus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.
You may say, "So what! Jesus can turn water into wine, big deal! Batman has the batarangs and the gas bombs!", but you see since Jesus can turn water into wine he could instakill most human heroes! and the reason for this is because on average the human body is 60% water. The water in your body basically allows you to live!
Your body uses water in many ways. Water cushions and lubricates joints; nourishes and protects the brain, spinal cord and other tissues; keeps the body's temperature normal; and helps remove waste through perspiration, bowel movements and urination. Humans are composed mostly of water, which is not surprising when you consider that humans descended from single-cell organisms that originated in the oceans millions of years ago.Credit http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/need-drink-water-4301.html
So with that, when Jesus turns your body into wine, you would die very quickly, almost instantly. And that would include all your favorite heros like Batman or Spiderman, because they are humans they need water to live. But you may feel drunk before you die so at least there is a good side