#1 Edited by bee14ish (273 posts) - - Show Bio

If you had the choice who would you want to be your parent? You can choose any Olympian God you want and you get to have all the cool abilities that your parent has. Tell why.

#2 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

Zeus, omnipotence sounds like fun...

#3 Edited by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

Athena.

Being just generally awesome sounds like fun ;p

@The_Thunderer said:

Zeus, omnipotence sounds like fun...

You would have a billion siblings, all with omnipotence.

#4 Posted by Ms. Omega (4543 posts) - - Show Bio

Zeus or Skyfather Hercules

#5 Edited by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

#6 Posted by TheAnnihilator (1028 posts) - - Show Bio

Apollo

#7 Posted by The_Tree (7984 posts) - - Show Bio

Athena, Aphrodite, or Dionysus.

Athena: I'm all around awesome.

Aphrodite: I'm all about the sexiness.

Dionysus: Partaaaay.

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#8 Edited by Ms. Omega (4543 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

#9 Posted by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

#10 Posted by Ms. Omega (4543 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

#11 Posted by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

#12 Posted by Aiden Cross (15526 posts) - - Show Bio

uhmmmm... Poseidon for me. I like the ocean.

#13 Posted by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

#14 Posted by Ms. Omega (4543 posts) - - Show Bio

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

#15 Posted by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

Exactly. Logic shall inherit the earth.

You know, and battle strategy doesn't hurt either.

#16 Edited by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

I would rather die fighting than give in to raping mortals through the shape of cows and golden showers! Or beating them to a bloody pulp and turning them into a spider lady, because they sewed better than me "That was Athena by the way see Arachne"

They are not nice people.

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#17 Posted by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

I would rather die fighting than give in to raping mortals through the shape of cows and golden showers! Or beating them to a bloody pulp and turning them into a spider lady, because they sewed better than me "That was Athena by the way see Arachne"

They are not nice people.

That myth was blatantly biased and told by Idmon *Arachne's father* ;p Athena created a masterful piece of work and Arachne claimed the match was unfair. Cue turned into spider. She deserved it.

#18 Posted by bee14ish (273 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer: I decided to quote a random person. But anyway, I'd like to be as on of Hades, there's just something about an army of death, black energy and magic and some degree of control over the Earth that turns me on.

Bee

#19 Posted by Agent9149 (2868 posts) - - Show Bio

They're all horrible people.

If anything I'd be the son of Hades, he's a good no nonsense kind of guy.

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

that's because he's ugly and no one wants to deal with him.

#20 Posted by ogarza (124 posts) - - Show Bio

Will I inherit their abilities?

#21 Posted by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

@Agent9149 said:

They're all horrible people.

If anything I'd be the son of Hades, he's a good no nonsense kind of guy.

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

that's because he's ugly and no one wants to deal with him.

Still, his wife is Aphrodite. That's got to count for something. Although she was coerced into the marriage.....

#22 Posted by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

I would rather die fighting than give in to raping mortals through the shape of cows and golden showers! Or beating them to a bloody pulp and turning them into a spider lady, because they sewed better than me "That was Athena by the way see Arachne"

They are not nice people.

That myth was blatantly biased and told by Idmon *Arachne's father* ;p Athena created a masterful piece of work and Arachne claimed the match was unfair. Cue turned into spider. She deserved it.

Don't forget she killed her best friend.

@Agent9149 said:

They're all horrible people.

If anything I'd be the son of Hades, he's a good no nonsense kind of guy.

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

that's because he's ugly and no one wants to deal with him.

UGLY PEOPLE HAVE VALUE TOO! Plus he was married to Athrodite, she cheated on him constantly, but yeah.

#23 Edited by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

I would rather die fighting than give in to raping mortals through the shape of cows and golden showers! Or beating them to a bloody pulp and turning them into a spider lady, because they sewed better than me "That was Athena by the way see Arachne"

They are not nice people.

That myth was blatantly biased and told by Idmon *Arachne's father* ;p Athena created a masterful piece of work and Arachne claimed the match was unfair. Cue turned into spider. She deserved it.

Don't forget she killed her best friend.

XD. She aided the Greeks/Achaeans at the battle of Troy.

And Pallas was asking for it.

Even if it was "accidental". She felt remorse for it though. That has to count.

#24 Posted by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

I would rather die fighting than give in to raping mortals through the shape of cows and golden showers! Or beating them to a bloody pulp and turning them into a spider lady, because they sewed better than me "That was Athena by the way see Arachne"

They are not nice people.

That myth was blatantly biased and told by Idmon *Arachne's father* ;p Athena created a masterful piece of work and Arachne claimed the match was unfair. Cue turned into spider. She deserved it.

Don't forget she killed her best friend.

XD. She aided the Greeks/Achaeans at the battle of Troy.

And Pallas was asking for it.

Even if it was "accidental". She felt remorse for it though. That has to count.

Lol fine my army spares Athena and I allow her leadership of Olympus. She is the second least evil greek god.

#25 Posted by Ms. Omega (4543 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

I would rather die fighting than give in to raping mortals through the shape of cows and golden showers! Or beating them to a bloody pulp and turning them into a spider lady, because they sewed better than me "That was Athena by the way see Arachne"

They are not nice people.

That myth was blatantly biased and told by Idmon *Arachne's father* ;p Athena created a masterful piece of work and Arachne claimed the match was unfair. Cue turned into spider. She deserved it.

Don't forget she killed her best friend.

XD. She aided the Greeks/Achaeans at the battle of Troy.

And Pallas was asking for it.

Even if it was "accidental". She felt remorse for it though. That has to count.

Lol fine my army spares Athena and I allow her leadership of Olympus. She is the second least evil greek god.

What about Dionysus all he wants to do is party?

#26 Posted by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

I would rather die fighting than give in to raping mortals through the shape of cows and golden showers! Or beating them to a bloody pulp and turning them into a spider lady, because they sewed better than me "That was Athena by the way see Arachne"

They are not nice people.

That myth was blatantly biased and told by Idmon *Arachne's father* ;p Athena created a masterful piece of work and Arachne claimed the match was unfair. Cue turned into spider. She deserved it.

Don't forget she killed her best friend.

XD. She aided the Greeks/Achaeans at the battle of Troy.

And Pallas was asking for it.

Even if it was "accidental". She felt remorse for it though. That has to count.

Lol fine my army spares Athena and I allow her leadership of Olympus. She is the second least evil greek god.

:D Yay. You made the right choice. :)

Anything is better than Zeus.

#27 Posted by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@RedQueen said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

@Blood1991 said:

Hephaestus he in my opinion is the only god who isn't a complete asshole.

That's true plus with him you would get the ability to make all kinds of cool stuff.

I will build an army and take over Olympus. They have it coming.

Well count my demi-god self in too Olympus needs a good kick in the pants.

We shall raise their halls with flame and sword! TO ARMS AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE DOUCHBAG GODS!

You would have to convince my demi-godness to join you, otherwise you would inevitably lose. *crosses arms*

Damn my one weakness.........logic.........

I would rather die fighting than give in to raping mortals through the shape of cows and golden showers! Or beating them to a bloody pulp and turning them into a spider lady, because they sewed better than me "That was Athena by the way see Arachne"

They are not nice people.

That myth was blatantly biased and told by Idmon *Arachne's father* ;p Athena created a masterful piece of work and Arachne claimed the match was unfair. Cue turned into spider. She deserved it.

Don't forget she killed her best friend.

XD. She aided the Greeks/Achaeans at the battle of Troy.

And Pallas was asking for it.

Even if it was "accidental". She felt remorse for it though. That has to count.

Lol fine my army spares Athena and I allow her leadership of Olympus. She is the second least evil greek god.

What about Dionysus all he wants to do is party?

Midas and Pentheus would disagree lol

#28 Edited by bee14ish (273 posts) - - Show Bio

@ogarza: Yes, all of them, even their divine forms as a bonus.

Bee

#29 Edited by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

I would be kind of tempted to say Artemis as a close second, but y'know obvious reasons aside. (or maybe Hera)

Talking about obvious reasons....that exact reason would also somewhat make Athena a bad choice as well.

#30 Posted by fodigg (6136 posts) - - Show Bio

Phelps. Oh wait, I misunderstood. I'll go with Zeus, because go big or go home.

#31 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@RedQueen: Wasn't a condition

#32 Posted by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer said:

@RedQueen: Wasn't a condition

True. Making it difficult to choose though.

#33 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@RedQueen: Have you read Percy Jackson series?

#34 Posted by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer said:

@RedQueen: Have you read Percy Jackson series?

Yes. Annabeth is one of the many daughters of Athena. But Artemis remains a virgin. Might have to stick with my original choice. Athena it is.

#35 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@RedQueen: Yeah, had it been set out like that I would choose Poseidon (Percy's powers were kick-ass) or Hephaestus cos you get 2 powers (fire and craftsmanship) and he was cool, instead of Zeus who came across very badly.

#36 Posted by RedQueen (1171 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer said:

@RedQueen: Yeah, had it been set out like that I would choose Poseidon (Percy's powers were kick-ass) or Hephaestus cos you get 2 powers (fire and craftsmanship) and he was cool, instead of Zeus who came across very badly.

I actually don't know why I didn't pick Poseidon. Ah, but there's only a slight chance of inheriting the fire powers with Hephaestus.

#37 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@RedQueen said:

I actually don't know why I didn't pick Poseidon. Ah, but there's only a slight chance of inheriting the fire powers with Hephaestus.

Sea Powers rock, I would never come up again (except to enter the olympics)

#38 Edited by bee14ish (273 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer: What do you mean set out like that? Just asking.

Bee

#39 Posted by ogarza (124 posts) - - Show Bio

i think it would have alot of perks to be the son of Zeus and it would be humiliating to be the son of Uranus

#40 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@bee14ish: It depends which universe we are talking as to my choice,

Mythological - I'd choose Zeus

Marvel - I'd choose Hercules

DC - I'd choose Wonder Woman (if she counts)

Percy Jackson - Poseidon or Hephaestus.

I originally assumed mythological, but it could be any of these (and there are more)

#41 Posted by bee14ish (273 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer: Percy Jackson

Bee

#42 Posted by THORGODOFTHUNDER (41 posts) - - Show Bio

MY FATHER, ODIN, IS MORE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE THAN ANY MIDGARD OLYMPIC GAMES ATHELTE. THEREFORE, I WOULD NOT WISH TO HAVE A DIFFERENT FATHER, AND THIS THREAD IS SILLY

#43 Posted by Crimson_Butterfly (33 posts) - - Show Bio

@ogarza: Goodluck dealing with Hera.

#44 Posted by Hyperlight (6628 posts) - - Show Bio

Dont know if you actually mean olympians.

If not:

Titan generation .... Hyperion

Titans children...... zeus or poseidon

Excluding the big three..... hermes

#45 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (6109 posts) - - Show Bio

Ares. I like fighting and fitness training. Or Hermes. Wouldn't mind super speed approching light speeds.

#46 Posted by DoomDoomDoom (4211 posts) - - Show Bio

Gotta go with Hephaestus.