Who Would You Rather Be: Iron Man or Batman?

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#1 Posted by MyronLee26 (1068 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Billionaire superheros with Iron Man from Marvel and Batman from DC. Who would you rather be?

#2 Posted by cattlebattle (11102 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Batmans depressing.

#3 Posted by Morpheus_ (29871 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio
Both are awesome but I'd rather be Tony.
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#4 Posted by Morpheus_ (29871 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio
@cattlebattle said:
Batmans depressing.
Iron Man can be quite depressing, too.
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#5 Posted by CitizenBane (19907 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Batman, I don't want to inherit liver damage and my colleagues secretly distrusting me.

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#6 Posted by cattlebattle (11102 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio
@Morpheus_ said:
@cattlebattle said:
Batmans depressing.
Iron Man can be quite depressing, too.
Well, at least he lets loose once in a while
#7 Posted by RisingBean (749 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man. For the money...and the rockin threads.

#8 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23245 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@Morpheus_ said:

Both are awesome but I'd rather be Tony.

Of course you'd go for the one that gets laid more often.

#9 Posted by katanalauncher (926 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Who in the right miind would want to be Batman?

Sleep for 1 hour a day and fighting crime when he's not eating, drinking, or shitting.

#10 Posted by The_Last_Son_of_Czarnia (6410 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Batman. I want none of She-Hulk's STDs.

#11 Posted by Morpheus_ (29871 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio
@CitizenBane said:

Batman, I don't want to inherit liver damage

Tony has (or rather, had) a healing factor and his overall health is better than that of the most physically perfect human specimen, you'd have no trouble at all on top of a bunch of superhuman abilities without the armor.
 

and my colleagues secretly distrusting me.


 
Hahaha, yeah, because Bruce never had such issues.
 
@Lance Uppercut said:

@Morpheus_ said:

Both are awesome but I'd rather be Tony.

Of course you'd go for the one that gets laid more often.

LOL.
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#12 Posted by cattlebattle (11102 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio
@katanalauncher said:

Who in the right miind would want to be Batman?

Sleep for 1 hour a day and fighting crime when he's not eating, drinking, shitting, or missing his parents

Fixed :)
#13 Posted by CitizenBane (19907 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@Morpheus_:Batman doesn't currently have those issues. It's still only a few years since the war and the invasion. Also, Batcave > Stark Tower.

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#14 Posted by god_spawn (30546 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man.

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#15 Posted by TheMightyAvenger (1860 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man.

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#16 Posted by HBKTimHBK (4377 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man, I'd feel so much more safe.

#17 Posted by RainEffect (3240 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

As awesome as being Iron Man would be, I would rather not have to walk around with a device in my chest for the rest of my days.

#18 Posted by YoggSaron (812 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Hmm. . . A borderline psychopath or a drunk degenerate. Tough call, though I would probably go with Bats.

#19 Edited by Morpheus_ (29871 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio
@CitizenBane said:

@Morpheus_:Batman doesn't currently have those issues. It's still only a few years since the war and the invasion.

I assumed it meant New Earth Batman.
 

Also, Batcave > Stark Tower.


 
Debatable, but I'm just fooling around, it's obviously subjective.
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#20 Posted by DeadpoolvIronFist (2403 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron..........Fist.

#21 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (11766 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man.

#22 Posted by SexualLobster (993 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Good people to chose from..

Both are rich people who have everything.. but really don't like themselves.

tough one.. but I'll say Tony because he has/had Pepper, Rhodey and Spidey, and Cap etc. Batman has Alfred, who won't be around for long, and doesn't exactly like to confide in others. He's a pimple of self loathing and hate that's gonna pop one day.

#23 Posted by notarandomguy (287 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

when i read that kind of question i just think... '' And they keep telling me to get a life...''

#24 Posted by CurbsideProphet (1904 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man of course. All of his stuff is just cooler.

#25 Posted by Fetts (3166 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Tony.

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#26 Posted by PaperRonin (1071 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Starks.

#27 Posted by rico_3088 (483 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

batman is cooler but tony seems to have a better life imo. I think i will role with ironman, i don't like working nights

#28 Posted by The Stegman (13078 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man, not because i like him, but because Batman's life sucks 
 
1. His Parents were murdered right in front of him at the age of 10 
 
2. He has to train every single day for hours to keep up his physique 
 
3. He lives in Gotham 
 
4. He might be a little crazy 
 
5. He can't keep a woman 
 
6. everyone of his sidekicks have either quit, or have been fired 
 
7. His son's a psychopathic killer 
 
8 His former best friend is a psychopathic killer 
 
9 The Joker 

#29 Posted by EpitomeofCool (2779 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

.......why are so many of thse in the battle forums?

#30 Posted by Nefarious (16259 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man. Batman is overrated.

#31 Edited by Mega_spidey01 (2134 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

iron man. 

#32 Posted by entropy_aegis (12319 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

@Morpheus_:Batman doesn't currently have those issues. It's still only a few years since the war and the invasion. Also, Batcave > Stark Tower.

I hope you're referring to the coolness factor cause Stark tower>Batcave in almost every other way

@Morpheus_ said:

Both are awesome but I'd rather be Tony.

Same here but i'm going for the Bat.

#33 Posted by PunkMastaFlex (3152 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man.

#34 Posted by demifiend (3576 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@Morpheus_ said:

Both are awesome but I'd rather be Tony.

@HBKTimHBK said:

Iron Man, I'd feel so much more safe.

this

#35 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (1420 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man feels more comfortable to me

#36 Posted by super_psycho (2792 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Batman

#37 Posted by Outside_85 (4669 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Think Tony has it better

#38 Posted by Chibio (607 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Iron Man for sure, because of the suit. I would pick Batman, if I could make the Insider Suit permanent and someone get rid of the energy problem.

#39 Posted by Docnick (10456 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

What a really hard decision to make...

#40 Posted by tensor (3315 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Batman, his life might be hard grown up, but at least he learned early how life sucks.Tony is nothing without the suit an is a alcoholic

#41 Posted by Docnick (10456 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@tensor:Actually, he's super powered now.

#42 Posted by tensor (3315 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@nickthedevil: him or the suit ?

#43 Edited by Docnick (10456 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@tensor: Tony Stark himself, well actually, maybe super-powered might be an overstatement. he has a healing factor now. and he has good H2H training from Captain America himself.

(of course, i'm not saying it's anywhere near Batman, i just thought it was worth mentioning)

#44 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (5023 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

I'd rather be Superman dammit.

#45 Posted by slick23 (460 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

I'd rather be with my avatar :(

#46 Posted by shadowknight666 (20802 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Tony

#47 Posted by HolySerpent (11728 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Ironman, I wouldn't want to deal with the joker or any of batman's rouge gallery.

#48 Posted by Cdogleroy (16 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Well I love scotch..... Sooooooooo. : ).

#49 Posted by difficlus (10672 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@cattlebattle said:

@katanalauncher said:

Who in the right miind would want to be Batman?

Sleep for 1 hour a day and fighting crime when he's not eating, drinking, shitting, or missing his parents

Fixed :)

lmao

Tony Stark 1 billion times over!

#50 Posted by difficlus (10672 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

Iron Man, not because i like him, but because Batman's life sucks 1. His Parents were murdered right in front of him at the age of 10 2. He has to train every single day for hours to keep up his physique 3. He lives in Gotham 4. He might be a little crazy 5. He can't keep a woman 6. everyone of his sidekicks have either quit, or have been fired 7. His son's a psychopathic killer 8 His former best friend is a psychopathic killer 9 The Joker

QFT, the joker alone would put me off been batman and the amount of psychos in gotham and the filth of that city...men...

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