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#1 Edited by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

(stolen from a thread on screened)

Which comic book character would you choose to be your personal bodyguard, remember you want someone loyal, trustworthy and of course someone that would totally kick anyone's butt who tried to hurt you! They would walk down the halls at school with you, protect you from those bullies, beat up people at work who annoy you.. and just generally KICK A**

Had to be done..
#2 Edited by SC (13405 posts) - - Show Bio

Strong Guy. He's literally a pro, knows the best places for lunch, and is great with making with the lulz.  
 
(please don't tell me Kevin Costner won at Screened... )

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#3 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio
#4 Posted by Jake Fury (19257 posts) - - Show Bio

 
#5 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jake Fury: I was going to pick him, but then thought.. he would TOTALLY stab you in the back for another offer ;)

#6 Posted by Jake Fury (19257 posts) - - Show Bio
@.Mistress Redhead.
This is true...hmmmm....
#7 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

After much thought I got to go with...

She would be loyal to you if you were loyal to her, she totally kicks butt and she would be fun to hang out with...

#8 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23238 posts) - - Show Bio
The reasons should be obvious.
#9 Posted by Omega Ray Jay (7968 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd say Moon Knight

#10 Posted by Billy Batson (58372 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl. 

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#11 Posted by SC (13405 posts) - - Show Bio
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#12 Posted by SC (13405 posts) - - Show Bio
@Billy Batson said:

Squirrel Girl. 

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She's great with children as well, so she could double as a baby sitter! 
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#13 Posted by Billy Batson (58372 posts) - - Show Bio
@SC said:
@Billy Batson said:

Squirrel Girl. 

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 She's great with children as well, so she could double as a baby sitter! 

I know. You get two things for the price of one. 

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#14 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

The reasons should be obvious.

Great choice, but he would be hard to follow you into like buildings and stuff.... lol

@SC said:

@.Mistress Redhead. said:

@SC: (I picked Liam Neeson but no one had Kevin Costner up lol, it was just a question of which Character or movie star would you want for your bodyguard)

Oh great choice! Oh and now I'm going to have to think of my answer for that thread! (lol @ the picture in OP)

I picked Neeson as he was Ras Al Ghul, Zeus, Rob Roy, Schindler, the TAKEN dad hello,Qui-Gon Jinn, Hannibal, Aslan, I mean the guy is just awesome lol

#15 Posted by Jake Fury (19257 posts) - - Show Bio
 

I'm amending mine due to Slade stabbing me in the back for more money. 
 
He's fiercely loyal, he can camouflage himself if we go to a restaurant...    
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#17 Posted by Billy Batson (58372 posts) - - Show Bio
@FadeToBlackBolt said:
The reasons should be obvious.

You didn't pick Batman? 

Son, I am disappoint.  

 

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#18 Posted by SC (13405 posts) - - Show Bio
@.Mistress Redhead. said: 

I picked Neeson as he was Ras Al Ghul, Zeus, Rob Roy, Schindler, the TAKEN dad hello,Qui-Gon Jinn, Hannibal, Aslan, I mean the guy is just awesome lol

 
Oh lol, well funnily enough I am watching Taken this very weekend!!!!!!! I really can't wait! Trailer makes the movie look really intense. Maybe predictable? I am not sure, but yeah, I get what you mean lol 
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#19 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@SC said:

@.Mistress Redhead. said:

I picked Neeson as he was Ras Al Ghul, Zeus, Rob Roy, Schindler, the TAKEN dad hello,Qui-Gon Jinn, Hannibal, Aslan, I mean the guy is just awesome lol

Oh lol, well funnily enough I am watching Taken this very weekend!!!!!!! I really can't wait! Trailer makes the movie look really intense. Maybe predictable? I am not sure, but yeah, I get what you mean lol

Taken was great :) but yeah bit intense.

#20 Posted by GreenLantern555 (2169 posts) - - Show Bio
#21 Posted by The Stegman (26086 posts) - - Show Bio

The Terminator  
 
 

 
 
 
Only it would be a girl...and look like Jessica Alba ^_^ 
 
 
#22 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23238 posts) - - Show Bio
@.Mistress Redhead.: That's true, but I could just have Roller follow me around inside, and if something goes wrong, Optimus can bring the pain.
 
@Billy Batson
Batman is awesome, but he doesn't turn into a truck. Besides, he's got better things to do than protect me.
#23 Posted by Billy Batson (58372 posts) - - Show Bio
@FadeToBlackBolt:  

He has the batmobile if you need some kind of transportation. 

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#24 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23238 posts) - - Show Bio
@Billy Batson: Again, that's a good point, and I thought of that. But what if you're just driving along down the street, and some twit cuts you off, the Batmobile isn't very inconspicuous, whereas the COE truck is. Optimus could promptly transform and mess than twit up.
#25 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt: You have it planned out, I like it. lol

#26 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

Power Girl... and I'd make it into a date. 
"No no, you're body guarding me through dinner and a movie..."
 
/swoon.

#27 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23238 posts) - - Show Bio
@.Mistress Redhead.: Haha, yep. It's an important decision after all (nods).
#28 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

Power Girl... and I'd make it into a date. "No no, you're body guarding me through dinner and a movie..." /swoon.

Ha Ha nicely played sir

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

@.Mistress Redhead.: Haha, yep. It's an important decision after all (nods).

(nods) lol

#29 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23238 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCrowbar said:
Power Girl... and I'd make it into a date.  "No no, you're body guarding me through dinner and a movie..." /swoon.
"You know what, I could be a danger to myself, you'd better frisk me"
#30 Posted by Gambit1024 (9843 posts) - - Show Bio
Colossus 
#31 Posted by Billy Batson (58372 posts) - - Show Bio
@FadeToBlackBolt:  

True but I rather make people believe I ride the batmobile and not a truck, lol. 

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#32 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4766 posts) - - Show Bio

Panthro from the Thundercats.

#33 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

@TheCrowbar said:
Power Girl... and I'd make it into a date. "No no, you're body guarding me through dinner and a movie..." /swoon.
"You know what, I could be a danger to myself, you'd better frisk me"

LMMFAO I should try that with Ras Al Ghul...

#34 Posted by IrishX (2475 posts) - - Show Bio

Liam Neeson is an absolutely brilliant choice Mistress Redhead. Although I was a bit saddened that you didn't mention his roles as Michael Collins or "Priest" Vallon in Gangs of New York (didn't get much time but what he did with it was awesome)....  "By the ancient laws of combat, I accept the challenge of the so called "natives." They plague our people at every turn, but from this day out, they shall plague us no more. For let it be known, that the hand that tries to strike us from this land shall be swiftly cut down." 
 
On the topic it would be a very difficult choice. I think at this time instead of picking what would be my obvious choice (Wolverine) I'll go with Nightcrawler. The guys all heart and would sacrifice himself without a second thought. 
#35 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@IrishX: I would have been here all day if I had mentioned ALL his great roles ;) but thanks !

#36 Posted by MatKrenz (1197 posts) - - Show Bio



He would be everywhere so thats always a good idea.
#37 Posted by teoP_ehT (154 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Butler would be a great body guard

#38 Posted by xscarletkittie (594 posts) - - Show Bio

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#39 Posted by fodigg (6136 posts) - - Show Bio

Cassandra Cain is a good one but honestly, I'd want somebody I could joke around with and she seems more "broody" than some other options. You know, I bet I could go with this guy: 
   

Taskmaster
 
He's got a rep, he's scary looking, he's capable, but I've seen a number of scenes where he can kick back and just chill too. The memory loss thing might be annoying though. So maybe somebody else with a chill personality and a "grab bag" selection of powers, the Exiles version of Mimic
 
#40 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38789 posts) - - Show Bio
Warpath.
#41 Posted by TypingKira (3345 posts) - - Show Bio

Ummmm. . . . Right now at this very moment?  
 

Yep. The only man for the job.  
#42 Posted by Feniks (366 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll take Captain America (Steve). He would take it serious, is a great protector with that shield of his and is a pretty nice guy overall. 
 
I'd take Hercules... but he'd get drunk and go home with a random woman and i'd end up getting shot..

#43 Posted by gravitypress (2066 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher

#44 Posted by CATPANEXE (9357 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by Dracade102 (8126 posts) - - Show Bio

Clark Kent

#46 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@TypingKira said:

Ummmm. . . . Right now at this very moment?

Yep. The only man for the job.

Oh great choice!

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#48 Posted by Final Arrow (24388 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

The reasons should be obvious.

HOLY CR@P WIN

Not only can he own most people, he can Transform and roll out.

for me it's this guy

Bad Ass
Team Up..
#49 Posted by Enzeru--defunct (2893 posts) - - Show Bio

Does it have to be a comic book character? If not, then I would probably choose Ryu Hayabusa and let him teach me some serious ninja-techniques aswell.
As for a comic book character, hmmm... I guess I would choose Spider-Man or Nightwing, since they're cool guys.

#50 Posted by Chaos Prime (10857 posts) - - Show Bio

For me it would be Marneus Augustus Calgar Ultramarine Chapter Master..