The porn splicing, soup pissing, soap making badass
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The all famous Bond, James Bond
James Bond is way cooler. Tyler Durden might be a better character, but 007 is the epitome of cool.
Bond is cool because he gets the girls, weapons, and luxury. Tyler is cool because he does what he wants and is not afraid to do so. They are both cool, but 2 different types of cool
Bond. Tyler is cool, but he's just a product of the subconscious of a very unsatisfied man. Also, at the end of the day, Tyler is rather manipulative.
James Bond(no contest) gets all the ladies, the cars, the Martinez, the badassnessfullness and the awesome suits
I wouldn't define cool by the items you have, you can be cool and not have all the gadgetry and luxury
I define coolness by how many times you would punch yourself in the face willingly for cheap thrills so in that case Tyler Durden and Big Bird are pretty much the coolest cats around downtown. They both have imaginary friends as well except I am not sure if Mr. Snuffleupagus was an imaginary friend or an imaginary abuser. Oh… unless we factor in Sean Connery's contributions to Bond… because he wears skirts and his accent.
James Bond(no contest) gets all the ladies, the cars, the Martinez, the badassnessfullness and the awesome suits
Don't we all wish we had more badassnessfullness...I mean, my badassnessfullness is around normal levels, maybe a bit higher. But Bond? That dude's badassnessfullness is over 9,000--word to vegetables.
I define coolness by how many times you would punch yourself in the face willingly for cheap thrills so in that case Tyler Durden and Big Bird are pretty much the coolest cats around downtown. They both have imaginary friends as well except I am not sure if Mr. Snuffleupagus was an imaginary friend or an imaginary abuser. Oh… unless we factor in Sean Connery's contributions to Bond… because he wears skirts and his accent.
I...I don't...why...brain pain
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