I don't read Catwoman and I was not familiar with her choice of transportation, but this was a lame choice!
So I put this question out there, who has the lamest mode of transportation in comics? Please post a pic, and maybe we'll even find a winner for the Character with the Lamest Ride!
@RedQueen: Actually, it would need an upgrade to be bad... The best thing Spidey ever did with that thing was park it in them middle of the Hudson River. Think about it... A Dune Buggy? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? A freaking DUNE BUGGY in NEW YORK CITY?!?!? LOLOLOL!!!! and he didn't even have a driver's license. You don't need a license to web sling around New York but to drive... Yeah, you have to have a license... @Jorgevy said:
80s roller blades
I bet some 80s super hero has one of those
Yes, Dazzler used to wear Roller Blades. Actually, she wore Roller SKATES... way before Roller Blades came out.. and that is SO MUCH WORSE...
@Timandm: WHAT? Roller Skates are so awesome! Some times I wear them at the bar. Roller Skates are hundred times cooler than lame ass Roller Blades. Roller Blades are for losers, cream puffs, and poo brains..... My Roller Skate.
This has always been lame on so many levels..starting with the fact WW doesn't really need one. I really don't know what they were thinking when they created this. (Whoever that was.)
This has always been lame on so many levels..starting with the fact WW doesn't really need one. I really don't know what they were thinking when they created this. (Whoever that was.)
Yes, yes, EXTREMELY lame! Sooooo, are the two massive and overstuffed suitcases and carry on bag invisible too? You'd also think that she would have a pair of sweat pants stored in the plane just so she can travel "comfy".
Question: if you saw here flying over your head in that position, would your first thought be that you wish you had an umbrella?
@judasnixon: Guess I'm scratching 'roller blades' off my Christmas wish list...
@Manwhohaseverything: @ShadowMonkey: speaking in defense of Wonder Woman's invisible jet. You have to remember a couple of things. 1: Back when she had that invisible jet, she wasn't able to fly. So, a jet really came in handy. and 2: When she flew in it, she was invisible from outside the plane. To see her while she was flying her jet, one had to be INSIDE the jet with her. Hopefully, that takes some of the lameness out of it.
@Captain_Yesterday: What? Why would it be stupid for The Flash to have a vehicle that could go NOWHERE NEAR AS FAST AS HE COULD! LOL!!! Can you imagine it? " I'm gonna hop on this hog and basically.. um.. go like I'm sitting in slow motion..." Although, there was " A " flash, as I recall, during the whole 'flashpoint" thing, that did ride a motor cycle. But it wasn't "our" flash. I 'think' it was Barry Allen from an alternate reality or timeline or some such thing. And that Barry managed to tap into the speed force and put it into a motor cycle. So, when riding the motor cycle he could move at super speed... Now, THAT sounds kind of kewl.
He was so lame, Rogue doesn't remember anything outside of a hug.
(ba-dum TISH!)
You're referring to that 'implied intimacy' that The Sentry and Rogue supposedly shared, yes? She speaks about it at his memorial service or some such thing as I recall... This bothered me on a number of levels. 1: He was married to Lindy at the time 2: He and Crystal, of the Inhumans, were lovers. (Avengers Vol. 4 issue 24) 3: She would have been about 16 years old at the time... Which is not only illegal but... ewwww...
Oh yes -- which is why (I really mean this) I will only accept that he hugged her and she had a girlish crush on him which explains (terribly) the conversation Cyclops was having under his breath....
Read. Explains it in a way that isn't a gigantic middle finger to every reader ever.
Thank you. That's actually quite brilliant. The following line had me rolling!
SENTRY: I hope that I’m still welcome here. Imagine if I just showed up without an invitation and demanded to speak to one of the citizens of this nation. That could spark an incident none of us are prepared for. Don’t be silly, Robert, that won’t happen. Neither Scott nor I are so stupid as to initiate unnecessary conflict. OH, and the mention of firefly was a very nice touch!
Dear Lord, there are some terrible rides here. Diana's Invisible Jet and the Spider-Mobile are kooky classics in my opinion, but Superman's punching plane and Kitty's fashion disaster skater outfit need to be erased from history!
But Superman's 'Justice Jogger' still remains one of the lamest rides ever........ Really, Kenner? 'Justice Jogger'?
Good thing Superman has this thing to punch Amazo, because, you know, I'm sure it punches much harder than he could. I hope, in context,that Superman lost his powers for a bit and had to resort to this, but I'm not familiar with whatever story this is.
BTW: Cool thread...it's made me laugh a bit.@Timandm said:
@judasnixon: Guess I'm scratching 'roller blades' off my Christmas wish list...
@Manwhohaseverything: @ShadowMonkey: speaking in defense of Wonder Woman's invisible jet. You have to remember a couple of things. 1: Back when she had that invisible jet, she wasn't able to fly. So, a jet really came in handy. and 2: When she flew in it, she was invisible from outside the plane. To see her while she was flying her jet, one had to be INSIDE the jet with her. Hopefully, that takes some of the lameness out of it.
It helps some, makes it not as lame as many of the other rides in this thread.
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