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#1 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio

Who can Hit-Girl from Kick-Ass beat?

Hit-Girl is arguably the toughest character from the Kick-Ass universe. But like every other Kick-Ass character she loses 99% of the threads she's involved in and is pretty much that the bottom of the barrel when it comes to fighters (along with the other Kick-Ass characters).

So which characters can Hit-Girl beat? (Other then thugs and other Kick-Ass characters of course).

#2 Posted by The_MVPs (84694 posts) - - Show Bio

Stephine Brown seems like a strong candidate but I'm bias.

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#3 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio

@gambler: No I think Stephine Brown is beating Hit-Girl.

#4 Posted by The_MVPs (84694 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod: Most likely. I did paraphrase it by saying I was bias to be fair ;)

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#5 Posted by cameron83 (7338 posts) - - Show Bio

@gambler said:

@jwwprod: Most likely. I did paraphrase it by saying I was bias to be fair ;)

Yeah,Steph would destroy her.

I mean,she could beat Robin given that she has eno- BWAHAHAHAH

I couldn't say that with a straight face.

#6 Posted by The_MVPs (84694 posts) - - Show Bio
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#7 Posted by hyiena (1819 posts) - - Show Bio

Rorschach

#8 Posted by Perethorn (3401 posts) - - Show Bio

Me.

#9 Edited by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio

Me.

I meant what fictional characters can she beat.

#10 Posted by cameron83 (7338 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@perethorn said:

Me.

I meant what fictional characters can she beat.

Even Lois Lane can beat her lol

#11 Posted by Perethorn (3401 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@perethorn said:

Me.

I meant what fictional characters can she beat.

Even Lois Lane can beat her lol

No I think Hit-Girl can beat Lois Lane.

#13 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by cameron83 (7338 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@cameron83 said:

@jwwprod said:

@perethorn said:

Me.

I meant what fictional characters can she beat.

Even Lois Lane can beat her lol

No I think Hit-Girl can beat Lois Lane.

It was a joke

#15 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21872 posts) - - Show Bio

A majority of Watchmen characters. Movie Batman. Movie Widow. Some like that.

#16 Edited by The_MVPs (84694 posts) - - Show Bio

That guy who worked at the restaurant in Man of Steel

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#17 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@cameron83 said:

@jwwprod said:

@perethorn said:

Me.

I meant what fictional characters can she beat.

Even Lois Lane can beat her lol

No I think Hit-Girl can beat Lois Lane.

It was a joke

Anyways I think Hit-Girl can possibly beat Harley Quinn or maybe out smart her and strike her down.

Harley Quinn isn't really that skilled.

#18 Edited by batmannflash (6221 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

Anyways I think Hit-Girl can possibly beat Harley Quinn or maybe out smart her and strike her down. Harley Quinn isn't really that skilled.

@joygirl

Yeah...no. Harley would win

#19 Edited by cameron83 (7338 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@cameron83 said:

@jwwprod said:

@cameron83 said:

@jwwprod said:

@perethorn said:

Me.

I meant what fictional characters can she beat.

Even Lois Lane can beat her lol

No I think Hit-Girl can beat Lois Lane.

It was a joke

Anyways I think Hit-Girl can possibly beat Harley Quinn or maybe out smart her and strike her down.

Harley Quinn isn't really that skilled.

lol nonononono

Harley Quinn would destroy her.

And I don't personally believe that Hit Girl can outsmart Harley Quinn.

I mean,Harley is actually really clever and a highly skilled fighter and acrobat. She probably can even go toe to toe with Nightwing

#20 Edited by Joygirl (19974 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol no, Harley flattens her.

#21 Posted by The_MVPs (84694 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Lol no, Harley flattens her.

co-signed

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#22 Posted by Marionettegeist (1912 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by Joygirl (19974 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Edited by Marionettegeist (1912 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio

@cameron83: Ok, damn this is hard as hell LOL!

I think he might be able to beat Mr Freeze (without his freeze gun), Penguin, some of Punisher's villains, and THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!:

Though some of those guys I listed are probably wrong but I tried.

#26 Posted by Outside_85 (9031 posts) - - Show Bio

For some reason this thread has made me want to see a DC parody of the Kick-Ass characters running into Killer Croc or one of the other villains who don't get any respect.

#27 Posted by Joygirl (19974 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by batkevin74 (10793 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Superman, Spider-Man....but lets be serious and put her aainst people of similar footing

Cassandra Cain-Batgirl: Cassandra Cain wins but is probably missing a few fingers or an eye as Hit-Girl is viscious

Tim Drake-Robin: Mindy would kill Tim sorry to say

Ted Kord-Blue Beetle: Night Ted!

Rose Wilson-Ravager: Healing factor allows Rose to win and also what a fight it would be!

Frank Castle-Punisher: Hit-Girl mainly because she'd do the whole sweet little girl act and then shoot Frank in the face. Like when that little girl whumped Frank in the guts, imagine if she had a sai...you're dead Frank

#29 Posted by dondave (37463 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Edited by cameron83 (7338 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74 said:

Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Superman, Spider-Man....but lets be serious and put her aainst people of similar footing

Cassandra Cain-Batgirl: Cassandra Cain wins but is probably missing a few fingers or an eye as Hit-Girl is viscious

Tim Drake-Robin: Mindy would kill Tim sorry to say

Ted Kord-Blue Beetle: Night Ted!

Rose Wilson-Ravager: Healing factor allows Rose to win and also what a fight it would be!

Frank Castle-Punisher: Hit-Girl mainly because she'd do the whole sweet little girl act and then shoot Frank in the face. Like when that little girl whumped Frank in the guts, imagine if she had a sai...you're dead Frank

absolutely not.

1. Cassandra Cain is one of the best fighters in the DCU. She was able to defeat Lady Shiva,one of the best fighters on the planet.

2. Tim Drake is a superb h2h fighter,one of the best in the batfamily.

3. I don't know much about Ted Kord.EDIT: nvm

4. Rose would beat her in every possible way. She may even rival Cassandra Cain in fighting ability,not only because of how highly skilled she is,but because she has an ability of precognition when her adrenaline is up.

5. Punisher is no idiot and he has no mercy. He would murder her in every conceivable way (Combat,Strength,etc). So basically she just gets shot in the head and it's done.

And if Hit Girl has a weapon that he can easily detain her and slam her on the floor.

Basically every person you listed would flatten her.

@jwwprod said:

@cameron83: Ok, damn this is hard as hell LOL!

I think he might be able to beat Mr Freeze (without his freeze gun), Penguin, some of Punisher's villains, and THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!:

Though some of those guys I listed are probably wrong but I tried.

Punisher doesn't really have any villains. He kills all that he encounters.

Penguin has some h2h skill,but I would imagine that it isn't enough.

#31 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Superman, Spider-Man....but lets be serious and put her aainst people of similar footing

Cassandra Cain-Batgirl: Cassandra Cain wins but is probably missing a few fingers or an eye as Hit-Girl is viscious

Tim Drake-Robin: Mindy would kill Tim sorry to say

Ted Kord-Blue Beetle: Night Ted!

Rose Wilson-Ravager: Healing factor allows Rose to win and also what a fight it would be!

Frank Castle-Punisher: Hit-Girl mainly because she'd do the whole sweet little girl act and then shoot Frank in the face. Like when that little girl whumped Frank in the guts, imagine if she had a sai...you're dead Frank

WHAT!? LOL!!!!!!! I hope your joking because Hit-Girl can beat none of those guys!

Out of all of them the only one I see her even remotely beating is Tim Drake.

The others stomp her.

#32 Posted by MartianManhunterIsBetterThanCyborg (2243 posts) - - Show Bio

Condiment King

#33 Posted by cameron83 (7338 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@batkevin74 said:

Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Superman, Spider-Man....but lets be serious and put her aainst people of similar footing

Cassandra Cain-Batgirl: Cassandra Cain wins but is probably missing a few fingers or an eye as Hit-Girl is viscious

Tim Drake-Robin: Mindy would kill Tim sorry to say

Ted Kord-Blue Beetle: Night Ted!

Rose Wilson-Ravager: Healing factor allows Rose to win and also what a fight it would be!

Frank Castle-Punisher: Hit-Girl mainly because she'd do the whole sweet little girl act and then shoot Frank in the face. Like when that little girl whumped Frank in the guts, imagine if she had a sai...you're dead Frank

WHAT!? LOL!!!!!!! I hope your joking because Hit-Girl can beat none of those guys!

Out of all of them the only one I see her even remotely beating is Tim Drake.

The others stomp her.

LOL THIS SO MUCH!!!!

All of those people are highly skilled fighters,and Punisher is a HIGHLY skilled fighter. I mean,while not one of the best on the planet,he is still highly skilled.

And all of them are basically superior in every conceivable category (tactically,h2h,strength-wise,etc).

#34 Posted by cameron83 (7338 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Posted by MartianManhunterIsBetterThanCyborg (2243 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio

@martianmanhunterisbetterthancy said:

Condiment King

I think that this is the only person in comics that she can beat

LOL! I agree, or though sourly there are other people she can beat, like the Living Tribunal with all of his powers taken away from him and............ ok I'm joking on this one but you should know that.

#37 Posted by cameron83 (7338 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@cameron83 said:

@martianmanhunterisbetterthancy said:

Condiment King

I think that this is the only person in comics that she can beat

LOL! I agree, or though sourly there are other people she can beat, like the Living Tribunal with all of his powers taken away from him and............ ok I'm joking on this one but you should know that.

lol yeah I can tell!!

#38 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@cameron83 said:

@martianmanhunterisbetterthancy said:

Condiment King

I think that this is the only person in comics that she can beat

LOL! I agree, or though sourly there are other people she can beat, like the Living Tribunal with all of his powers taken away from him and............ ok I'm joking on this one but you should know that.

lol yeah I can tell!!

Though I still think it would be pretty funny to see Hit-Girl going up against the Living Tribunal or some other similar characters.

#39 Edited by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

Some random thugs.

#40 Edited by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio
#41 Posted by The_MVPs (84694 posts) - - Show Bio

Cassandra Cain-Batgirl:


Rose Wilson-Ravager:

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#42 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@norrinboltagonprime21 said:

Some random thugs.

Well I said that no random thugs were allowed.

I must of missed that

How about thugs with names?

#43 Posted by batkevin74 (10793 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

@batkevin74 said:

Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Superman, Spider-Man....but lets be serious and put her aainst people of similar footing

Cassandra Cain-Batgirl: Cassandra Cain wins but is probably missing a few fingers or an eye as Hit-Girl is viscious

Tim Drake-Robin: Mindy would kill Tim sorry to say

Ted Kord-Blue Beetle: Night Ted!

Rose Wilson-Ravager: Healing factor allows Rose to win and also what a fight it would be!

Frank Castle-Punisher: Hit-Girl mainly because she'd do the whole sweet little girl act and then shoot Frank in the face. Like when that little girl whumped Frank in the guts, imagine if she had a sai...you're dead Frank

WHAT!? LOL!!!!!!! I hope your joking because Hit-Girl can beat none of those guys!

Out of all of them the only one I see her even remotely beating is Tim Drake.

The others stomp her.

LOL THIS SO MUCH!!!!

All of those people are highly skilled fighters,and Punisher is a HIGHLY skilled fighter. I mean,while not one of the best on the planet,he is still highly skilled.

And all of them are basically superior in every conceivable category (tactically,h2h,strength-wise,etc).

Punisher Vs Little as example see pic:

Replace the punch with a sai and you have one dead Punisher. I like Frank, but against kids I say Hit-Girl takes him

#44 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by batkevin74 (10793 posts) - - Show Bio

@gambler said:

@batkevin74 said:

Cassandra Cain-Batgirl:


Rose Wilson-Ravager:

You obviously just posted your gif without reading...proves even moderators can be idiots

Batgirl wins, Ravager wins but its no cake walk

wow, this is why I don't come here

#46 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5907 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Posted by JwwProd (9473 posts) - - Show Bio
#48 Edited by The_MVPs (84694 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74: I didnt know you'd take the gif so personally. No real need for name calling though :) I read your post and both Rose and Cass would effortlessly....Effortlessly, dismantle Hit Girl. Hit Girl was getting owned by an over the hill gangster with rudimentary (at best) hand to hand skills until she got saved. The Russian chick in the second film (who's skills werent even in Cass or Roses ballpark) was curbstomping HG. Basically anyone with any sort of skill was more then an equal match for HG. Cass and Rose have body reading talent on a near superhuman level. Reactionary prowess that is borderline superhuman (in some cases outright) Both have taken down characters so far outside the realm of HG's reality the mere suggestion that they would break a nail putting her down is kinda laughable. Not trying to be a dick (even in spite of your agitated response) but you've either underestimated the DC girls abilities or overestimated Hit Girls. Everybody on your list would stump her pretty easily.

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#49 Edited by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5907 posts) - - Show Bio
#50 Edited by cameron83 (7338 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74 said:

@cameron83 said:

@jwwprod said:

@batkevin74 said:

Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Superman, Spider-Man....but lets be serious and put her aainst people of similar footing

Cassandra Cain-Batgirl: Cassandra Cain wins but is probably missing a few fingers or an eye as Hit-Girl is viscious

Tim Drake-Robin: Mindy would kill Tim sorry to say

Ted Kord-Blue Beetle: Night Ted!

Rose Wilson-Ravager: Healing factor allows Rose to win and also what a fight it would be!

Frank Castle-Punisher: Hit-Girl mainly because she'd do the whole sweet little girl act and then shoot Frank in the face. Like when that little girl whumped Frank in the guts, imagine if she had a sai...you're dead Frank

WHAT!? LOL!!!!!!! I hope your joking because Hit-Girl can beat none of those guys!

Out of all of them the only one I see her even remotely beating is Tim Drake.

The others stomp her.

LOL THIS SO MUCH!!!!

All of those people are highly skilled fighters,and Punisher is a HIGHLY skilled fighter. I mean,while not one of the best on the planet,he is still highly skilled.

And all of them are basically superior in every conceivable category (tactically,h2h,strength-wise,etc).

Punisher Vs Little as example see pic:

Replace the punch with a sai and you have one dead Punisher. I like Frank, but against kids I say Hit-Girl takes him

You DO realize that Molly Hayes has strength in far excess of 100 tons.And are you freaking kidding me??? He is a highly skilled fighter,a HIGHLY skilled fighter...so he is just going to let her hit him with a sai??!?

No. Absolutely not.

In an actual serious fight,he would destroy her.

But no,apparently to you,he is just going to sit there and let a little masked girl with a weapon in her had hit him. Because that makes sense.

At the same time,you also thought that she was even in the same league as Tim drake,Cassandra Cain,Ravager,Ted Kord,etc.

Hit Girl is f*cking 10. She doesn't stand a chance against anyone on your list. If anything,it's just incredible underestimation of the others and/or overrating Hit Girl.

The simple suggestion that she can even land a punch on them is laughable,at the very least.Also,this:

I didnt know you'd take the gif so personally. No real need for name calling though :) I read your post and both Rose and Cass would effortlessly....Effortlessly, dismantle Hit Girl. Hit Girl was getting owned by an over the hill gangster with rudimentary (at best) hand to hand skills until she got saved. The Russian chick in the second film (who's skills werent even in Cass or Roses ballpark) was curbstomping HG. Basically anyone with any sort of skill was more then an equal match for HG. Cass and Rose have body reading talent on a near superhuman level. Reactionary prowess that is borderline superhuman (in some cases outright) Both have taken down characters so far outside the realm of HG's reality the mere suggestion that they would break a nail putting her down is kinda laughable. Not trying to be a dick (even in spite of your agitated response) but you've either underestimated the DC girls abilities or overestimated Hit Girls. Everybody on your list would stump her pretty easily.Credit:@gambler