Where Does Silver Surfer Hide His Private Parts?

An interesting question asked by Galactus.

So where do you think he hides them?

Pocket Dimension

Is that actually real??

It's a real scan.

Thats the intro to a porno.

He tucks them.

In his longboard.

That is one of the best scans I've ever seen, I would imagine they're in the same place as his belly button and nipples.

Lol in his new series this one kid asked him how does he pee.

In Galan's ass

@mysticmedivh said:

An interesting question asked by Galactus.

So where do you think he hides them?

What issue is this?

The mods are asleep

@symbioticspider-man: http://whencallsgalactus.com/2011/10/27/what-the-1991/

@ariesxmasters: The couch and table have mouths in that final panel...

He hands them to Shalla Bal to keep in her purse when they go Christmas shopping.

They come out after the After X-mas sales are over.

Matter manipulation.

Why can't they just draw him with a metal penis?

He castrated himself?

@ccraft: Maybe he has, and he hides it? This made me think deeply. I wonder...

@theblondegod: That's not what I asked :(

He doesn't hide it, micro penis FTL. Not even the power cosmic can do anything for that.

@ccraft: Lol, okay let me reconstruct my statement, it seems too vague. Maybe they've drawn him with a metal p*nis, but he hides it because it doesn't look great. ^^

@theblondegod: haha maybe, but the writer shouldn't make him with a tiny wang V_V

@ccraft: Well, no one has seen a Zenn-Lavian penis so... it might not be that tiny. Haha (^o^)V

@theblondegod: You know I'd love to sit here and talk about wangs all day, but I have more important things to do! ;o

@ccraft: Uhm... that's a bit odd. But carry on, see you around the vine. ^^

@theblondegod: lol jking friend! cya tho!

He was neutered

Maybe they'll bring up his transgenderness soon

LOL honestly idk

the fireplace has eyes, and the window has an eye and a tongue. If you look at the panel with the same room earlier, the wall is all cracked, all the painting are staring at SS in aghast, and the fish is much larger, reversed and with beady red eyes.

Do we know if he has anything there?

As soon as he became the Silver Surfer he lost his balls...I'll leave now.

Did Galactus actually asked that? lol!

lol...this topic is hilarious. Technically he's an alien right? Maybe his thingy don't show? lol

I think back in the Silver Age (no pun intended) he was drawn wearing a silver spedo

In another dimension.

I'd like to believe this is true.

Obviously they're invisible...

In your mom...

Why do you think he had to take anger management?

He did but it's not canon IIRC.

Depending on the artist, they still do it today.

http://smg.photobucket.com/user/orophinsgloss/media/Thesis%20-%20Excerpts%20for%20analysis/One%20Perfect%20Moment/Annihilation-SilverSurfer03page2-2.jpg.html

Correct, non-cannon. It was basically a joke/gag issue.

Huh. So they do