Kingpin: When they get here, I'm gonna tell them who you are Daredevil: Sure. Tell them you were beaten by a blind man.
SPIDER-MAN 3
Venom: I like being bad. It makes me feel good.
Harry Osborn: I protected you in high school and now I'm gonna kick your little ass! Peter: Ooh!
J. Jonah Jameson: What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?
X-MEN: THE LAST STAND
Magneto: I'm.... Wolverine: One of them?
Wolverine (to Beast): I thought you were a diplomat? Beast: There comes a time when every man must- (stops talking to fight someone) Ah, you get the point.
Iceman: Hey, have I ever put any pressure on you? Rogue: You're a guy, Bobby. Your mind's only on one thing.
I'd put more superhero lines than that on but I can't be stuffed thinking of any more.
This is just a bunch of movies that I can think of, not necessarily superhero ones. :P Terminator
T-101: I'll be back.
Eragon
Eragon: I expected more. (Saying to Durza as he stabbed through his heart)
Dark Knight
Joker: I can make this pencil disappear.
Sticks the end in the table, and a thug comes up to try to attack Joker. Joker grabs and slams the foe on the pencil, sticking it into the man's forehead.
Joker: Look...it's gone!
Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
Gas Station Employee: I bet you wouldn't last 10 seconds across that border.
Spongebob: Oh yeah.
Crosses the border, and seconds later, gets his car stolen.
Spongebob: How many seconds was that?
Gas Station Employee: 12
Spongebob: IN YOUR FACE!!!
Starts laughing hysterically.
Johnny English
Drawing his M9 out, he points it toward the bad guys, in an ambush.
Johnny: Look Boff, at the stupidity of the criminal mind.
frank castle: "Si vis pacem, para bellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war
Wolverine, I don't want cigar smoke in here, Now put it out or I'll leave you under the impression you are a three year old little girl for the rest of your life.
Batman Begins: Cop: I don't know anything I swear to God. Batman: Swear to me! Sin City:
Marv: It won't be quick and quite like it was with you Goldie, It'll be loud and nasty, my kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead the hell I send him to will seem like heaven.
Marv: There Ain't no squaring it this time, this isn't so bar room ball or some creep with a gas can!
Lucille: Marv calm down. Marv: There ain't no calming down! This is blood for blood! Like the old days, the bad old days, the all or nothing days!
Pyro: " I would have killed Xavier myself if i had the chance" Magneto: " Charles did more for mutant kind than you could ever imagine, my only regret is that he had to die for our dream to live on"
i think it was sabretooth and i know its was wolverine Sabretooth: " got any last words Wolverine" Wolverine: " Yah, I got two" *snikt* *snikt* loved that line
Batman: Joker: As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
[Joker reaches for a pair of glasses in his pocket and puts them on] Joker: You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh? [Batman punches him] Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Blade: Blade: Some motherf***ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
Harvey Dent: "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Harvey Dent: "The world is cruel. The only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair."
Joker: “You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…and you know what...She can't stand the sight of ME! She leaves. Now I see the funny side of it. Now I'm always smiling.”
Miss Brant: [beeps on speaker phone, shaking desk] Your blood pressure, Mr. Jameson. Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger. J. Jonah Jameson: YOU TELL MY WIFE - [calms down] J. Jonah Jameson: [speaks into phone] Thank you. [turns to Hoffman] J. Jonah Jameson: Continue. Miss Brant: [buzzes phone and shakes desk again] Time to take your pill. Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one. Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one. J. Jonah Jameson: [points to jar of pills] Miss Brant: [nods and buzzes phone] Drink plenty of water. J. Jonah Jameson: [sigh] Thank you.
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