#1 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio
DAREDEVIL

Bullseye: I missed. I never miss!

Kingpin: When they get here, I'm gonna tell them who you are
Daredevil: Sure. Tell them you were beaten by a blind man.

SPIDER-MAN 3

Venom: I like being bad. It makes me feel good.

Harry Osborn: I protected you in high school and now I'm gonna kick your little ass!
Peter: Ooh!

J. Jonah Jameson: What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?


X-MEN: THE LAST STAND

Magneto: I'm....
Wolverine: One of them?

Wolverine (to Beast): I thought you were a diplomat?
Beast: There comes a time when every man must- (stops talking to fight someone) Ah, you get the point.

Iceman: Hey, have I ever put any pressure on you?
Rogue: You're a guy, Bobby. Your mind's only on one thing.

I'd put more superhero lines than that on but I can't be stuffed thinking of any more.
#2 Posted by pixelized (62883 posts) - - Show Bio

Regina George to....I don't remember her name: "Boo you whore"

#3 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker: Why so serious?

Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!

Iron Man: I"m not there hero type...clearly.

JJJ: Ms. Brant, bring me a violin.

Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?

#4 Posted by Vance Astro (91416 posts) - - Show Bio

Hawkeye to Echo while he's in the shower:Are you in or out?

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#5 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio
Nobody said:
"Joker: Why so serious?

Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!

Iron Man: I"m not there hero type...clearly.

JJJ: Ms. Brant, bring me a violin.

Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?"
When does Cyke say that?
#6 Posted by pixelized (62883 posts) - - Show Bio
Vance Astro said:
"Hawkeye to Echo while he's in the shower:Are you in or out?"
they were in a movie?
#7 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio
pixelized said:
"Vance Astro said:
"Hawkeye to Echo while he's in the shower:Are you in or out?"
they were in a movie?"
That's what I was wondering.
#8 Posted by cly (15458 posts) - - Show Bio

This is just a bunch of movies that I can think of, not necessarily superhero ones. :P

Terminator


T-101: I'll be back.

Eragon

Eragon: I expected more. (Saying to Durza as he stabbed through his heart)

Dark Knight

Joker: I can make this pencil disappear.

Sticks the end in the table, and a thug comes up to try to attack Joker. Joker grabs and slams the foe on the pencil, sticking it into the man's forehead.

Joker: Look...it's gone!

Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie

Gas Station Employee: I bet you wouldn't last 10 seconds across that border.

Spongebob: Oh yeah.

Crosses the border, and seconds later, gets his car stolen.

Spongebob: How many seconds was that?

Gas Station Employee: 12

Spongebob: IN YOUR FACE!!!

Starts laughing hysterically.

Johnny English

Drawing his M9 out, he points it toward the bad guys, in an ambush.

Johnny: Look Boff, at the stupidity of the criminal mind.

Clip falls out.

Runs for his life.


Count of Monte Cristo

Edmund: I don't believe in God!

Priest: Doesn't matter, he believes in you.

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These are just a few that come to mind.

#9 Posted by evilscribbler (8 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm going to break my foot off in your ass" - Hancock ........

#10 Posted by Hagane Enna (7450 posts) - - Show Bio

The first X-Men movie where Xavier and the kids are in the museum:  "Next time you feel like showing off--don't."

#11 Posted by Ultimate Ronin (2800 posts) - - Show Bio

frank castle: "Si vis pacem, para bellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war

#12 Posted by DemoMan (22 posts) - - Show Bio

Pretty much all of the Joker lines in The Dark Knight..

#13 Posted by warlock360 (28064 posts) - - Show Bio
  
#14 Posted by NiteFly (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

Lex Luthor:

  • You can keep this. The rest is mine.
  • Do you know the story of Prometheus... no of course you don't.
  • WROOOOOOONG!!!
  • Six? I would trade three hundred thousand coconuts...and every ounce of your blood... FOR A QUART OF GASOLINE!!
  • Miss Lane?

Tony Stark: Let's be honest. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.


#15 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine (to Xavier): So what do they call you? Wheels?

#16 Posted by TheDrifter (26563 posts) - - Show Bio

Prof  X :

Wolverine, I don't want cigar smoke in here, Now put it out or I'll leave you under the impression you are a three year old little girl for the rest of your life.

#17 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron Monger: Sorry Tony, I've improved this suit more than you could!
Iron Man: Really? How'd you solve the frost problem?
Iron Monger: Frost problem?

#18 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - - Show Bio
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
#19 Posted by NightFang (10274 posts) - - Show Bio

The Joker: It's a funny world we live in.

#20 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (29794 posts) - - Show Bio

Tony Stark: I am IRON MAN

Kicks it to the Black Sabbath song

#21 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio

Elektra: What, are you-
Daredevil: Blind? Yeah, actually.

#22 Posted by Precise (22886 posts) - - Show Bio

Hellboy

Abe: It was attached to you for 5 seconds and layed three eggs.
Hellboy: (sarcastically) Didn't even by me a drink.

Look, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot. {holds up bigass gun} But the Samaritan here fires really big bullets.

300

Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!

Our arrows will block out the sun!
Then we shall fight in the shade.

#23 Posted by _Obsidian_ (5028 posts) - - Show Bio
Joker: [To Rachel Dawes] A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're gonna love me.
#24 Posted by Christian Zauriel (11 posts) - - Show Bio
Twilight Man said:
"Joker: [To Rachel Dawes] A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're gonna love me."
Damn you beat me to it.
#25 Posted by _Obsidian_ (5028 posts) - - Show Bio
Christian Zauriel said:
"Twilight Man said:
"Joker: [To Rachel Dawes] A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're gonna love me."
Damn you beat me to it."
=)

Harvey Dent: You've known Rachel her whole life?
Alfred: Well, not yet, sir.
#26 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Got any beer?
Iceman: This is a school.
Wolverine: So that's a no.
Iceman: Yeah.
Wolverine: Got anything other than chocolate milk?

#27 Posted by Beastly-Hound (241 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron Man : I can Fly.

Blade : I bet you can't do this. (makes guy look stupid)

#28 Posted by Virago (1005 posts) - - Show Bio

"aunt may! aunt may! Is that an angel?"

=D
#29 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (18976 posts) - - Show Bio
Blade: Now you got an explosive device stuck to the back of your head.
#30 Edited by Joe Venom (1275 posts) - - Show Bio
Spiderman the movie

Peter Parker: "I'm not an empty seat anymore, punch me I bleed!"

I could not stop laughing once i heard this, Toby really sold that line.
#31 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (18976 posts) - - Show Bio
Hellboy: You're not a normal fox.
Fox: And you are not a normal man.
Hellboy: Really? What gave me away?
#32 Posted by Webstad (267 posts) - - Show Bio

Sabretooth: Do you even know how to kill me?
Wolverine: I'm gonna cut your head off...see if that works.

#33 Posted by box turtle (1170 posts) - - Show Bio

Iceman/ Bobby Drake:  ...This is Proffessor Logan.

Mrs. Drake:  What do you teach?

Wolverine: Art.

#34 Posted by burr787 (2422 posts) - - Show Bio
Batman Begins:
Cop: I don't know anything I swear to God.
Batman: Swear to me!
Sin City:
  • Marv: It won't be quick and quite like it was with you Goldie, It'll be loud and nasty, my kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead the hell I send him to will seem like heaven.
  • Marv: There Ain't no squaring it this time, this isn't so bar room ball or some creep with a gas can!
Lucille: Marv calm down.
Marv: There ain't no calming down! This is blood for blood! Like the old days, the bad old days, the all or nothing days!

#35 Posted by inferiorego (28313 posts) - - Show Bio

Bud & Doyle: BUD AND DOYLE! BUD AND DOYLE!
Biodome: Best superhero film ever

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#36 Posted by Andferne (38808 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-man 2:
Mary Jane: Go get'em Tiger

Hulk:
Banner: You won't like me when I'm agry

#37 Posted by Zotan Re (66 posts) - - Show Bio
@Twilight Man said:
" Christian Zauriel said:
"Twilight Man said:
"Joker: [To Rachel Dawes] A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're gonna love me."
Damn you beat me to it."
=)

Harvey Dent: You've known Rachel her whole life?
Alfred: Well, not yet, sir. "
Love it!
#38 Posted by Omg chris (1590 posts) - - Show Bio
Tony Stark: Let's be honest. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

#39 Posted by TelekineticSun (333 posts) - - Show Bio

The Last Stand ( loose quotation)

Pyro: " I would have killed Xavier myself if i had the chance"
Magneto: " Charles did more for mutant kind than you could ever imagine, my only regret is that he had to die for our dream to live on"
#40 Posted by TelekineticSun (333 posts) - - Show Bio

i don't know if Hulk VS. counts but

i think it was sabretooth and i know its was wolverine
Sabretooth: " got any last words Wolverine"
Wolverine: " Yah, I got two" *snikt* *snikt*
loved that line

Also, Batman begins
Batman: "Nice Coat"

#41 Posted by Gone420 (5 posts) - - Show Bio
Batman:
Joker: As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

[Joker reaches for a pair of glasses in his pocket and puts them on]
 Joker: You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?
[Batman punches him]

Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Blade:
Blade: Some motherf***ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
#42 Edited by LastSon1027 (513 posts) - - Show Bio

Woman in crowd: He smells of Alchohol!

Hancock: That's cause I been Drinkin Bitch!

Blade: Some MuthaF@#kers are always trying to ice skate up hill.
#43 Edited by Dark Abyss (50 posts) - - Show Bio

Harvey Dent: "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Harvey Dent: "The world is cruel. The only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair."

Joker: “You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…and you know what...She can't stand the sight of ME! She leaves. Now I see the funny side of it. Now I'm always smiling.”

Joker: "HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!"

Joker: "Bob, gun."
[Shoots Bob]


#44 Posted by DeadPool a.k.a Wade Wilson (979 posts) - - Show Bio

Optimus Prime: I'll Take You All On!

#45 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (18976 posts) - - Show Bio
Frank Castle: Let me put you out of my misery
#46 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (18976 posts) - - Show Bio
Miss Brant: [beeps on speaker phone, shaking desk] Your blood pressure, Mr. Jameson. Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger.
J. Jonah Jameson: YOU TELL MY WIFE -
[calms down]
J. Jonah Jameson: [speaks into phone] Thank you.
[turns to Hoffman]
J. Jonah Jameson: Continue.
Miss Brant: [buzzes phone and shakes desk again] Time to take your pill.
Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one.
Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one.
J. Jonah Jameson: [points to jar of pills]
Miss Brant: [nods and buzzes phone] Drink plenty of water.
J. Jonah Jameson: [sigh] Thank you.
#47 Posted by Sidney (1248 posts) - - Show Bio
@Twilight Man said:
"Joker: [To Rachel Dawes] A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're gonna love me. "