What would you do to become a real superhero?

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Something has motivated you to take action in the world and become a super-vigilanti. What would you do to get the abilities you need to become a litteral superhero of your own creation?

  • Be realistic, don't just say youd get the ability to fly or anything. This is what you would do in the real world, as yourself.
  • Your dealing with about 60 billion in budget.

Go!

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I would jump into a vat of toxic waste and hope I don't die and then get super powers

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#3  Edited By Beware_My_Power

I would jump into a vat of toxic waste and hope I don't die and then get super powers

This

But seriously, I'd use a bunch of it for hiring the top user of each and every fighting style to teach me their ways

I'd use a bunch to make me fit (through surgery or some intense workout plan)

The rest, I'd use to copy batman as best as i can...

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@doctorxander said:

I would jump into a vat of toxic waste and hope I don't die and then get super powers

This

But seriously, I'd use a bunch of it for hiring the top user of each and every fighting style to teach me their ways

I'd use a bunch to make me fit (through surgery or some intense workout plan)

The rest, I'd use to copy batman as best as i can...

Wait, by copy Batman, do you include having your parents gunned down in an alleyway? :)

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#5  Edited By Beware_My_Power

@doctorxander: i might do it myself... then hypnotize myself into beleiving someone else did it... ;)

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@doctorxander: lol

Btw, you should check out my thread. Being in gen. discussion isn't getting it much attention... :'(

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I would produce the most powerful, versatile gun/tool ever made. I would also produce a new type of body armor.

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#9  Edited By DrMantisToboggan

Gather up some volatile chemicals, stand right by them with a huge metal pole during a severe storm, and get struck.

Welcome to the speed force

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#10  Edited By reaverlation

I'd go to who trains physically Stephen Amell and hire personal Martial Art Trainers for mastering Krav Maga,Wushu,and pressure points of the body and a CIA Agent and professional tailor to make me a suit head to toe from Dragonskin Armor and Goggles like Sam Fisher's while becoming a marksman with guns.Call me Nightmare!

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well your main problem is being taken down by the us government... hmmmm 60 billion huh? can someone give me a quote on how much it would cost to establish a moon base?

also with 60 billion i think i would go Batman Inc on em. that way i can just oversee eating nachos instead of learning science and fighting.

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#12  Edited By Beware_My_Power
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I have a feeling a lot of people would horribly die if they tried to attain superpowers with that much money.

Like horribly die.

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I have a feeling a lot of people would horribly die if they tried to attain superpowers with that much money.

Like horribly die.

this lol

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I would be batman

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60 billion Dollars? I'd pay Chuck Norris to train a bunch of body builders, give them fully bulletproof armor, and send them to every city in the world.

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Stand outside with a lighting rod and hope I get struck by a bolt of lighting and turn into a speed freak.

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Undergo experimental nanite procedures to grant myself super powers?

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The contour belt. Honestly if i had this I'd be jacked, since I literally spend all day sitting on my bed on CV

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#20  Edited By MatteoPG

Be realistic? Then I wouldn't become a superhero. At the very most I would fund a more effective police program.

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Join the Marines, be a real life superhero!!!

But srsly, you'd either have to have a frig-ton of cash and build yourself an Iron Man/Mech/Transformer, or learn a crap ton of martial arts.

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#22  Edited By russellmania77

Batman style

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TrT, PEDs, and Roids

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I've already been chosen to be a bearer of the Green Lantern Corps... so I got it covered.

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If I was on my computer id post the Batman Begins assembling the equipment video lol.

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#27 rogueshadow  Moderator

I'd start a new special unit to combat villainy and become the head.

Codename: Kids Next Door



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After realizing my budget I'd forget the superhero dream and save that money

dang y'all are ambitious

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#30  Edited By Cream_God

Have you ever seen the Klondike Bar commercials?

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Persuade the public and police to trust me without signing with them, and unlike Batman, kill villains if its necessary.

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BE RICH MAN, PROTECTOR OF SNACKS EVERYWHERE. I WOULD PROTECT 60 BILLION £'S WORTH OF SNACKS

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@rogueshadow: Joseph Cony already did that

*Kony but damn that made me laugh

As for the thread,

I'd try to be as close to Sam Fisher as possible.

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Bribe Thanos with 1 or 2 billion and gain some of the Titan's powers.

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#35  Edited By Dayvid3

Good question. I kind of wondered that watching Sylar on Heroes. Be a murderer once or multiple times to get powers? That's pretty over the top.

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Bribe Thanos with 1 or 2 billion and gain some of the Titan's powers.

What about the other 58 billion?