What would you do if the Joker was in your bed?

Haha, this should be pretty entertaining.

KILL IT!!! KILL IT NOW!!!

What is he DOING in my bed? Is he like, brandishing a gun or something? Or is his vest open, exposing creamy white skin? Because to be completely honest... I'd probably f*** Joker... maybe. Depends. I'm on the fence about it.

call batman sleep on the couch the problem will sort itself out

@joygirl: joygirl it seems like if you found anyone in your bed youd sleep with them cause you had the same reaction with powergirl

@joygirl: Whatever you want, Joy. It's up to your twisted mind. lol

CERTAINLY not anyone. But... well, Joker is... kind of sexy in a way. So is Powergirl. If this thread was about Hulk or Superman or Cyborg the answer would be no.

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"I think I saw Batman going that way. Yeah, he went that whoahwaitwhat are you, no put your pants back on, no I don't want to see your jack-in-the-box GDAMNIT!"

I sleep with a tomahawk under my pillow (no, really) sooo...yep he's spiked.

@granitesoldier: Joker would disarm you and eat both your eyes. Pretty sure you are underestimating his combat speed.

Ask him to tell me bedtime story

I think it's more a matter of what CAN I do

I'd let him have my bed.

Anyway, if it's left up to my twisted imagination... well, let's just say it ends with Joker and I under a sheet smoking cigarettes.

@joygirl:

He can try, he can try.

Tummy sticks.

@veshark: Haha, best anwser so far. XD

i would ask if he would quit hogging the covers and if he wanted to go to breakfast and golf in the morning. we could be buds and be major pimps and wear matching jackets and aw shit that would be straight up awesome. we could have crazy parties and play jokes on batman and ding dong ditch the batcave or egg his house or even steal the batmobile and go joy riding with alfred. then the three of us could get a pet gorilla and teach him to rol blunts and then we could smoke em while the gorilla rolls and smokes em so yea it would be great

@bigtewell: So...The Hangover: DC edition.

Die, I imagine. I mean, I don't know what happens in between... but yeah, I die at the end. So would anyone else in this thread.

@ostyo: i was thinking more of jack ass but hangover works too

LMFAO!!!!!

@wolverine08: Haha

RUN

I'd shut my eyes, then open them again to see if he was real.

If he was I'd suggest talking about how much I dislike Batman while we play Injustice Gods Among Us and use his character to beat Batman over and over.

It ends in sex........

Kill him

Who wouldn't have that reaction with Powergirl?

Call em puddin and have steamy sex

Sit down with him and discuss how boring and unfunny Bats is, then probably get killed by him after twenty minutes of us laughing at each others jokes.

@end_boss: Not me. I would punch him in the neck which he would catch. Then I would kick him in the balls and jump out my window onto the bush below. Just joking I don't know what would do.

Any other answer is invalid.

Get even more drunk.

i'd go look for harley after putting a knife in his head. she cant be far. dat a** is mine.

it depends....is he asleep? if he is than i would slowly leave and never return.

If the Joker is asleep, I'll sneak quietly out of the bed and call Batman.

But if the Joker is awake...

If he's alive, then I would amuse him so we won't kill me in 5 seconds.

If he's asleep, then put a knife in his head and go ride his Harley.

@maccyd: Well, that's the comment of the day for sure. lol

Elbow to the temple, jump up and re-enact a scene from Drive....

"This bed is a single, you know." Not because I'm super brave, but because when I know I'm pretty much doomed, I stop caring.

This has got to be the most unusual thread I have ever seen on Comic Vine!

Quote a Marx Brothers line to make him laugh. I think that is the best chance I got to live.

@catfightfan: Awesome lol. The whole point was to get funnier anwser from the Viners.

"Hello, handsome." No but I think I would die before I could do anything.

I'm pretty sure I can kill him with my fists

Time to cuddle

I s*** myself.