Hulk goes wondering off in New York and sees Doomsday the monsters are both confused with one another.What would happen next.
What would happen if Hulk and Doomsday ever met
They perform the fusion dance and become Doom-Hulk. Then they go on to acquire the Red Power Ring and roflstomp everything and anything.
They join the NYPD police force and embark on a series of hilarious and off beat hijinks as they attempt to protect and serve the public whilst keeping their aggressive tendencies in check. Think Bad Cop, Angry Cop. Think Bad Boys but Hulk and Doomsday instead of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Think Lethal Weapon but with cops who are actual Lethal Weapons and not a crazy old bigot. Think K9, Beverley Hills Cop, Harold and Kumar, Tango and Cash, R2-D2 and C-3PO.
The twist will come when Hulk and his new best drinking buddy Doomsday have to go undercover as High School students to bust an illegal comics downloading torrent gang, whilst also having to face their anxieties and insecurities about reliving their High School days. Climax will be when Doomsday moves in on the teacher Hulk has a crush on and he goes World War Hulk and accidentally kills all the people in the Northern Hemisphere.
Doomsday consoles him afterwards and they vow to never let a girl become them and their bro style friendship - they walk away, leaving black silhouettes against a setting sun, tapping their fists together in a show of unity, uttering "Bros before Hoes" - which will become an instant classic quote attributed to them, despite the words silliness, as the credits role.
They join the NYPD police force and embark on a series of hilarious and off beat hijinks as they attempt to protect and serve the public whilst keeping their aggressive tendencies in check. Think Bad Cop, Angry Cop. Think Bad Boys but Hulk and Doomsday instead of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Think Lethal Weapon but with cops who are actual Lethal Weapons and not a crazy old bigot. Think K9, Beverley Hills Cop, Harold and Kumar, Tango and Cash, R2-D2 and C-3PO.
The twist will come when Hulk and his new best drinking buddy Doomsday have to go undercover as High School students to bust an illegal comics downloading torrent gang, whilst also having to face their anxieties and insecurities about reliving their High School days. Climax will be when Doomsday moves in on the teacher Hulk has a crush on and he goes World War Hulk and accidentally kills all the people in the Northern Hemisphere.
Doomsday consoles him afterwards and they vow to never let a girl become them and their bro style friendship - they walk away, leaving black silhouettes against a setting sun, tapping their fists together in a show of unity, uttering "Bros before Hoes" - which will become an instant classic quote attributed to them, despite the words silliness, as the credits role.
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@sc said:
They join the NYPD police force and embark on a series of hilarious and off beat hijinks as they attempt to protect and serve the public whilst keeping their aggressive tendencies in check. Think Bad Cop, Angry Cop. Think Bad Boys but Hulk and Doomsday instead of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Think Lethal Weapon but with cops who are actual Lethal Weapons and not a crazy old bigot. Think K9, Beverley Hills Cop, Harold and Kumar, Tango and Cash, R2-D2 and C-3PO.
The twist will come when Hulk and his new best drinking buddy Doomsday have to go undercover as High School students to bust an illegal comics downloading torrent gang, whilst also having to face their anxieties and insecurities about reliving their High School days. Climax will be when Doomsday moves in on the teacher Hulk has a crush on and he goes World War Hulk and accidentally kills all the people in the Northern Hemisphere.
Doomsday consoles him afterwards and they vow to never let a girl become them and their bro style friendship - they walk away, leaving black silhouettes against a setting sun, tapping their fists together in a show of unity, uttering "Bros before Hoes" - which will become an instant classic quote attributed to them, despite the words silliness, as the credits role.
Coming this Fall. Rated PG-13.
@africanwilds: I...I would actually watch the ish outta this.
@sc: Well your dual identity as a mild mannered screen writer/ adventure having mod is now gone. I'd suggest you wear a pair of glasses and hope nobody recognizes you.
They join the NYPD police force and embark on a series of hilarious and off beat hijinks as they attempt to protect and serve the public whilst keeping their aggressive tendencies in check. Think Bad Cop, Angry Cop. Think Bad Boys but Hulk and Doomsday instead of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Think Lethal Weapon but with cops who are actual Lethal Weapons and not a crazy old bigot. Think K9, Beverley Hills Cop, Harold and Kumar, Tango and Cash, R2-D2 and C-3PO.
The twist will come when Hulk and his new best drinking buddy Doomsday have to go undercover as High School students to bust an illegal comics downloading torrent gang, whilst also having to face their anxieties and insecurities about reliving their High School days. Climax will be when Doomsday moves in on the teacher Hulk has a crush on and he goes World War Hulk and accidentally kills all the people in the Northern Hemisphere.
Doomsday consoles him afterwards and they vow to never let a girl become them and their bro style friendship - they walk away, leaving black silhouettes against a setting sun, tapping their fists together in a show of unity, uttering "Bros before Hoes" - which will become an instant classic quote attributed to them, despite the words silliness, as the credits role.
Make it a Broadway Musical and I'll fund it.
Doomsday would murderstomp Hulk
I think the problem would be that Doomsday lacks the intelligence to do much beyond smashing Hulk over and over again. So Doomsday would dominate the fight at first for sure. In theory the Hulk can get up to Doomsday levels though.
Doomsday would murderstomp Hulk
I think the problem would be that Doomsday lacks the intelligence to do much beyond smashing Hulk over and over again. So Doomsday would dominate the fight at first for sure. In theory the Hulk can get up to Doomsday levels though.
At which point Doom would adapt and overcome. Hulk would be dead before reaching said levels.
@deathpoolthet1000: @nickthedevil: hulk is above doomsday level already i dont remember a comic wher hulk died due to brute force and hulks adaptive evolution is on par with doomsday's the only difference between the two is that hulk is smarter
This is about what would happen in a comic book rather than a versus thread.
Obviously as most Marvel vs DC crossovers go, it ends inconclusively enough to keep both camps happy.
@deathpoolthet1000: @nickthedevil: hulk is above doomsday level already i dont remember a comic wher hulk died due to brute force and hulks adaptive evolution is on par with doomsday's the only difference between the two is that hulk is smarter
That's because he's a hero. We've never seen Wolverine get thrown into the sun, does that he's immune to the strategy?
@nickthedevil: we have seen hulk fight people where heros and onpaper stronger then him like the sentry and he beat the living sknit oout of them...in order for your hyphypothetical to be accurate wolvie would have had to get thrown into the sun and survived it -_-
@deathpoolthet1000: @nickthedevil: hulk is above doomsday level already i dont remember a comic wher hulk died due to brute force and hulks adaptive evolution is on par with doomsday's the only difference between the two is that hulk is smarter
That's because he's a hero. We've never seen Wolverine get thrown into the sun, does that he's immune to the strategy?
Well i take it back.
It ends on sex.
@nickthedevil: we have seen hulk fight people where heros and onpaper stronger then him like the sentry and he beat the living sknit oout of them...in order for your hyphypothetical to be accurate wolvie would have had to get thrown into the sun and survived it -_-
Sentry is no Doomsday, buddy.
Sentry is overrated anyway. Didn't he lose with a helicarrier?
They'd fight until one of them died. And if it was Doomsday that died, he'd get back up, and the fight continues.
@nickthedevil: current sentry>>>>>doomsday and senrty is overrated? How many times did doomsday die again? i lost count?
@nickthedevil: current sentry>>>>>doomsday and senrty is overrated? How many times did doomsday die again? i lost count?
It's part of his origin. He died hundreds of times and ressurected to become stronger, and, considering his latest incarnations pre-52, he adapted on the spot.
Besides, ABC logic is flawed, Pre 52 Darkseid >>>> Current Sentry. So what?
But we digress. This isn't the point of this thread, if you want to continue this, we take this to the battle forums.
Agreed?
@nickthedevil: agreed
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