What would happen if Batman actually fights Superman/Thor

Yep.

1. WHAT IF!!! Superman was brainwashed enough for him to override all morals and let him use speed blitz as we see in Man of Steel movie?

2. WHAT IF!!! Superman is already familiar with what Batman is capable of and thus stay a distance away?

3. WHAT IF!!! Thor just use lightning strike on Batman?

4. WHAT IF!!! Unicron just smashes up Gotham upon entering Earth?

5. WHAT IF!!! Nate Grey just chooses to atomize Batman on the spot as a knee jerk reaction?

6. WHAT IF!!! Batman for the above fights is stuck to a specific set of standard and conventional VS fight rules without cheating?

Can Batman fanboys explain away all of the above?

Discuss.

Did Batman steal your toys as a child or something?

Trust me, I'm no fanboy but damn bro, this seems personal!

The anger is strong in this one...

This is madness..

Why are we still talking about Batman fighting Superman?

@dbvse7: This is blasphemy...

I am a Batman fan but I find the fanboys posting atrocious. Well-reasoned ones would post paragraphs using logic, bad ones just post "Batman" to ridiculous fights and leave without giving a reason.

I am a batman fan and yet i don't think he can actually take on Superman in a honest fight and even ones that he is cheating, his chances are not particularly high.

Lol, the Butt-hurt is strong in this one.

What if batman sent a bomb for the sun to emit kryptonite rays if Superman moves at a speed he finds malicious

What if Batman suit is a conduit for the frequency Thor's lighting is

not sure what Unicorn this is to be

what if bat suits frequency keeps from allowing Nate to atomize(atoms work on electrical charge) him

what if none of us know what is standard gear for Batman besides the rangs and grappler.

this could be done with any character.

What If is too large of an opening. Could Superman beat Batman yes. could Batman beat Superman, possibly.

@jack_: That too.

Batkicks them out of existence.

Amen.

No, this is Vine!

lol. Nice one.