#51 Edited by longbowhunter (8693 posts) - - Show Bio

An AIDS gun. I got the idea when I found a dirty syringe in a ditch when I was a kid. I filled it with water and shot it into my friend's mouth when he was talking. I'm pretty sure I gave him AIDS. But you gotta yell "AIDS GUN!!" when you do it or they might not contract the virus.

#52 Posted by joewell (9671 posts) - - Show Bio

A Portal Gun Gantlet and a Gravity Gun Gantlet

They'd be black with Tron Style lines ( Blue for the Portal and Orange for the Gravity )

Then Jetpack/Long Fall leg braces so i could fly and take falls

#53 Edited by Cooldes (4232 posts) - - Show Bio

My dashing good looks ;)

900th post woot.

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#55 Edited by DoomDoomDoom (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

A manual pole saw and a crab cannon. It's a handheld cannon that shoots live crabs. You know for kicks.

#56 Posted by Spawn92 (296 posts) - - Show Bio

A big ol' gauntlet with a wrist-mounted sword that can fan out to create a shield... It can also electrify people.

#57 Posted by gunmetalgrey (1309 posts) - - Show Bio

@theacidskull said:

A Mace. A F*cking, Huge, Monster Sized mace With Spikes, Lots of spikes.

yeah...i can see it now already.....

Yeah, there's just something about maces that make me like them as well. I'm not sure why, but I prefer flanged maces rather than spiked ones.

Something simple, like this:

One reason could be that flanges can penetrate armor much better than spikes can.

#59 Posted by Airmansmith21 (90 posts) - - Show Bio

a symbiote to become a walking weapon

#60 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23390 posts) - - Show Bio

A hammer.

Simple. Effective. Easy to pass off at checks.

And completely badass.

#61 Edited by warlock360 (28180 posts) - - Show Bio

QUICK the object to your left is the signature weapon, what is it?

Rockstar can

#62 Posted by gunmetalgrey (1309 posts) - - Show Bio

@warlock360: The cast iron poker by the fireplace.. Not bad, considering.

#63 Posted by RunawayAvenger (654 posts) - - Show Bio

a katana similar in size to Beatrix Kiddo's, black and red handle. And it would be made form a blend of Adamantium and Vibranium just to be even more powerful.

#64 Posted by Veshark (9326 posts) - - Show Bio

The pen is mightier than the sword!

#65 Edited by Akindoodle (1050 posts) - - Show Bio

@longbowhunter: That is so amazingly twisted and disgusting. What'd the poor kid do?

#66 Posted by longbowhunter (8693 posts) - - Show Bio

@akindoodle: Not much. It was far from the worst thing that happened to him when we were kids.

#67 Edited by Strider92 (18044 posts) - - Show Bio

This guy's Blade-Guns!!! Knife and a gun!? Must have:

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#68 Posted by i_like_swords (21522 posts) - - Show Bio

Easy choice

Or this bow

#69 Posted by Akindoodle (1050 posts) - - Show Bio

@longbowhunter: Dear God, what did you do to the guy? Wait... you're one of those horrible prankster friends, aren't you?!

#70 Posted by longbowhunter (8693 posts) - - Show Bio

@akindoodle: Hahaha, yeah I was. But I wasn't referring to a prank gone wrong. He got hit by a truck while we were riding bikes one summer. He was never quite the same after that. I don't know if it was due to the head trauma or the rampant schizophrenia that ran on his mother's side of the family. But he became a very odd duck later in life.

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#73 Posted by Bierschneeman (4311 posts) - - Show Bio

depends, if I was in a medieval style world... axes,,.... lots and lots of axes and i would carve decoration into them.

a more modern world knockout gas...hidden in thrown weapons, gas guns, placeable remote activated gas mines even hidden in my gloves.

#74 Posted by Ostyo (12620 posts) - - Show Bio

My penis is the ultimate weapon.

#75 Edited by The Stegman (29616 posts) - - Show Bio

A Katana, matter of fact, I actually have a replica of "The Bride's" Katana from Kill Bill. I shall call it...Black Star, after one of my favorite manga characters.

#76 Posted by Cr4pSnip3r (304 posts) - - Show Bio
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#77 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (12500 posts) - - Show Bio

Pink Energy-construct wolves.

#78 Edited by jimmy11 (189 posts) - - Show Bio
Yamato (DMC)
Sword of Grayskull
Nevan (DMC)

#79 Posted by Daredevilnut (114 posts) - - Show Bio

Billy Club!

#80 Posted by frogdog (4126 posts) - - Show Bio

#81 Posted by MaccyD (6388 posts) - - Show Bio

#82 Posted by frogdog (4126 posts) - - Show Bio

Dual Katanas or adamantium claws.

With or without the healing factor?

#83 Posted by Racob7 (8330 posts) - - Show Bio

QUICK the object to your left is the signature weapon, what is it?

Rockstar can

A cane.

#84 Posted by The_Tree (8576 posts) - - Show Bio

Some sort of ray gun.

#85 Posted by TheCannon (20267 posts) - - Show Bio


#86 Posted by DocStrange (152 posts) - - Show Bio

@warlock360: QUICK the object to your left is the signature weapon, what is it?

Rockstar can

A winter herb garden? But... they're all benign. Not like they're hen's bane or monk's hood or poison baneberry; not for an indoor garden. Overdose of lemon balm, yeah, good luck with that.

#87 Posted by silkyballfro94 (3746 posts) - - Show Bio

Energy Sword from Halo, an RPG that magically fits in my pocket and then expands to normal size, or my right hand thumb that could pop out a razor sharp knife at the end of it on command.

#88 Edited by Web_Flotsam (1131 posts) - - Show Bio

An indigo power ring on one hand, yellow on the other. Now I have all your weapons and more.

#89 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (25746 posts) - - Show Bio

#90 Posted by saoakden (1214 posts) - - Show Bio

I would use a sword as my primary weapon.

#91 Posted by Bruxae (16777 posts) - - Show Bio

Fists, maybe a pair of fingerless gloves with metal clad knuckles.

#92 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5743 posts) - - Show Bio

a golden fountain pen which conceals poison dart shooter

#93 Posted by IheartZombies92--defunct (2317 posts) - - Show Bio

Katana, definitely.

#94 Posted by kgb725 (10520 posts) - - Show Bio

The Blades of chaos

#95 Posted by RaggedScarecrow (1130 posts) - - Show Bio

Conceptual guns. They never runs out of ammo, I can't be disarmed, and I point at people and they die. Simple, neat, badass.

#96 Posted by fodigg (6211 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going to have to go with a ray gun as well.

Or maybe the detective special from Blade Runner:

Note the two triggers. They made the prop from a rifle that had a safety trigger and a firing trigger, but they never really explain it in the film. The explanation I prefer is that they combined the two guns the protagonist used in the book, a traditional detective special and a "laser tube" raygun like weapon. So it'd be a raygun/traditional firearm combination.

#97 Posted by Juiceboks (13815 posts) - - Show Bio

Luxord's cards

With them I would basically be Mirror Master with time manipulation.

#98 Posted by Deadgod (1873 posts) - - Show Bio

A simple Crowbar or a Nail Hammer

#99 Posted by Hel (492 posts) - - Show Bio

Sniper rifle

#100 Posted by Jayso4201 (617 posts) - - Show Bio

Or Since that is so popular,