What would be your signature weapon?

An AIDS gun. I got the idea when I found a dirty syringe in a ditch when I was a kid. I filled it with water and shot it into my friend's mouth when he was talking. I'm pretty sure I gave him AIDS. But you gotta yell "AIDS GUN!!" when you do it or they might not contract the virus.

A Portal Gun Gantlet and a Gravity Gun Gantlet

They'd be black with Tron Style lines ( Blue for the Portal and Orange for the Gravity )

Then Jetpack/Long Fall leg braces so i could fly and take falls

My dashing good looks ;)

900th post woot.

ME GUSTA.

A manual pole saw and a crab cannon. It's a handheld cannon that shoots live crabs. You know for kicks.

A big ol' gauntlet with a wrist-mounted sword that can fan out to create a shield... It can also electrify people.

@theacidskull said:

Yeah, there's just something about maces that make me like them as well. I'm not sure why, but I prefer flanged maces rather than spiked ones.

Something simple, like this:

One reason could be that flanges can penetrate armor much better than spikes can.

a symbiote to become a walking weapon

A hammer.

Simple. Effective. Easy to pass off at checks.

And completely badass.

QUICK the object to your left is the signature weapon, what is it?

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@warlock360: The cast iron poker by the fireplace.. Not bad, considering.

The pen is mightier than the sword!

@longbowhunter: That is so amazingly twisted and disgusting. What'd the poor kid do?

@akindoodle: Not much. It was far from the worst thing that happened to him when we were kids.

This guy's Blade-Guns!!! Knife and a gun!? Must have:

Easy choice

Or this bow

@longbowhunter: Dear God, what did you do to the guy? Wait... you're one of those horrible prankster friends, aren't you?!

@akindoodle: Hahaha, yeah I was. But I wasn't referring to a prank gone wrong. He got hit by a truck while we were riding bikes one summer. He was never quite the same after that. I don't know if it was due to the head trauma or the rampant schizophrenia that ran on his mother's side of the family. But he became a very odd duck later in life.

This

@longbowhunter: Oh my...

depends, if I was in a medieval style world... axes,,.... lots and lots of axes and i would carve decoration into them.

a more modern world knockout gas...hidden in thrown weapons, gas guns, placeable remote activated gas mines even hidden in my gloves.

My penis is the ultimate weapon.

A Katana, matter of fact, I actually have a replica of "The Bride's" Katana from Kill Bill. I shall call it...Black Star, after one of my favorite manga characters.

Pink Energy-construct wolves.

Billy Club!

With or without the healing factor?

A cane.

Some sort of ray gun.

Crossbow.

@warlock360: QUICK the object to your left is the signature weapon, what is it?

Rockstar can

A winter herb garden? But... they're all benign. Not like they're hen's bane or monk's hood or poison baneberry; not for an indoor garden. Overdose of lemon balm, yeah, good luck with that.

Energy Sword from Halo, an RPG that magically fits in my pocket and then expands to normal size, or my right hand thumb that could pop out a razor sharp knife at the end of it on command.

An indigo power ring on one hand, yellow on the other. Now I have all your weapons and more.

I would use a sword as my primary weapon.

Fists, maybe a pair of fingerless gloves with metal clad knuckles.

a golden fountain pen which conceals poison dart shooter

Katana, definitely.

The Blades of chaos

Conceptual guns. They never runs out of ammo, I can't be disarmed, and I point at people and they die. Simple, neat, badass.

I'm going to have to go with a ray gun as well.

Or maybe the detective special from Blade Runner:

Note the two triggers. They made the prop from a rifle that had a safety trigger and a firing trigger, but they never really explain it in the film. The explanation I prefer is that they combined the two guns the protagonist used in the book, a traditional detective special and a "laser tube" raygun like weapon. So it'd be a raygun/traditional firearm combination.

Luxord's cards

With them I would basically be Mirror Master with time manipulation.

A simple Crowbar or a Nail Hammer

Sniper rifle

Or Since that is so popular,