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#51 Edited by longbowhunter (5869 posts) - - Show Bio

An AIDS gun. I got the idea when I found a dirty syringe in a ditch when I was a kid. I filled it with water and shot it into my friend's mouth when he was talking. I'm pretty sure I gave him AIDS. But you gotta yell "AIDS GUN!!" when you do it or they might not contract the virus.

#52 Posted by joewell (6240 posts) - - Show Bio

A Portal Gun Gantlet and a Gravity Gun Gantlet

They'd be black with Tron Style lines ( Blue for the Portal and Orange for the Gravity )

Then Jetpack/Long Fall leg braces so i could fly and take falls

#53 Edited by Phoenixgeist (3692 posts) - - Show Bio

My dashing good looks ;)

900th post woot.

#54 Posted by Racob7 (3823 posts) - - Show Bio


#55 Edited by DoomDoomDoom (3924 posts) - - Show Bio

A manual pole saw and a crab cannon. It's a handheld cannon that shoots live crabs. You know for kicks.

#56 Posted by Spawn92 (278 posts) - - Show Bio

A big ol' gauntlet with a wrist-mounted sword that can fan out to create a shield... It can also electrify people.

#57 Posted by gunmetalgrey (1251 posts) - - Show Bio

@theacidskull said:

A Mace. A F*cking, Huge, Monster Sized mace With Spikes, Lots of spikes.

yeah...i can see it now already.....

Yeah, there's just something about maces that make me like them as well. I'm not sure why, but I prefer flanged maces rather than spiked ones.

Something simple, like this:

One reason could be that flanges can penetrate armor much better than spikes can.

#58 Posted by TheAcidSkull (16014 posts) - - Show Bio
#59 Posted by Airmansmith21 (90 posts) - - Show Bio

a symbiote to become a walking weapon

#60 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio

A hammer.

Simple. Effective. Easy to pass off at checks.

And completely badass.

#61 Edited by warlock360 (26901 posts) - - Show Bio

QUICK the object to your left is the signature weapon, what is it?

Rockstar can

#62 Posted by gunmetalgrey (1251 posts) - - Show Bio

@warlock360: The cast iron poker by the fireplace.. Not bad, considering.

#63 Posted by RunawayAvenger (267 posts) - - Show Bio

a katana similar in size to Beatrix Kiddo's, black and red handle. And it would be made form a blend of Adamantium and Vibranium just to be even more powerful.

#64 Posted by Veshark (8560 posts) - - Show Bio

The pen is mightier than the sword!

#65 Edited by Akindoodle (872 posts) - - Show Bio

@longbowhunter: That is so amazingly twisted and disgusting. What'd the poor kid do?

#66 Posted by longbowhunter (5869 posts) - - Show Bio

@akindoodle: Not much. It was far from the worst thing that happened to him when we were kids.

#67 Edited by Strider92 (15324 posts) - - Show Bio

This guy's Blade-Guns!!! Knife and a gun!? Must have:

#68 Posted by i_like_swords (7954 posts) - - Show Bio

Easy choice

Or this bow

#69 Posted by Akindoodle (872 posts) - - Show Bio

@longbowhunter: Dear God, what did you do to the guy? Wait... you're one of those horrible prankster friends, aren't you?!

#70 Posted by longbowhunter (5869 posts) - - Show Bio

@akindoodle: Hahaha, yeah I was. But I wasn't referring to a prank gone wrong. He got hit by a truck while we were riding bikes one summer. He was never quite the same after that. I don't know if it was due to the head trauma or the rampant schizophrenia that ran on his mother's side of the family. But he became a very odd duck later in life.

#71 Edited by Perethorn (2831 posts) - - Show Bio


#72 Posted by Akindoodle (872 posts) - - Show Bio
#73 Posted by Bierschneeman (3308 posts) - - Show Bio

depends, if I was in a medieval style world... axes,,.... lots and lots of axes and i would carve decoration into them.

a more modern world knockout gas...hidden in thrown weapons, gas guns, placeable remote activated gas mines even hidden in my gloves.

#74 Posted by Ostyo (4103 posts) - - Show Bio

My penis is the ultimate weapon.

#75 Edited by The Stegman (20867 posts) - - Show Bio

A Katana, matter of fact, I actually have a replica of "The Bride's" Katana from Kill Bill. I shall call it...Black Star, after one of my favorite manga characters.

#76 Posted by Cr4pSnip3r (302 posts) - - Show Bio

#77 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (8245 posts) - - Show Bio

Pink Energy-construct wolves.

#78 Edited by jimmy11 (169 posts) - - Show Bio
Yamato (DMC)
Sword of Grayskull
Nevan (DMC)

#79 Posted by Daredevilnut (104 posts) - - Show Bio

Billy Club!

#80 Posted by frogdog (3008 posts) - - Show Bio

#81 Posted by MaccyD (2897 posts) - - Show Bio

#82 Posted by frogdog (3008 posts) - - Show Bio

Dual Katanas or adamantium claws.

With or without the healing factor?

#83 Posted by Racob7 (3823 posts) - - Show Bio

QUICK the object to your left is the signature weapon, what is it?

Rockstar can

A cane.

#84 Posted by The_Tree (6436 posts) - - Show Bio

Some sort of ray gun.

#85 Posted by TheCannon (16115 posts) - - Show Bio


#86 Posted by DocStrange (152 posts) - - Show Bio

@warlock360: QUICK the object to your left is the signature weapon, what is it?

Rockstar can

A winter herb garden? But... they're all benign. Not like they're hen's bane or monk's hood or poison baneberry; not for an indoor garden. Overdose of lemon balm, yeah, good luck with that.

#87 Posted by silkyballfro94 (1355 posts) - - Show Bio

Energy Sword from Halo, an RPG that magically fits in my pocket and then expands to normal size, or my right hand thumb that could pop out a razor sharp knife at the end of it on command.

#88 Edited by Web_Flotsam (943 posts) - - Show Bio

An indigo power ring on one hand, yellow on the other. Now I have all your weapons and more.

#89 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (17069 posts) - - Show Bio

#90 Posted by saoakden (968 posts) - - Show Bio

I would use a sword as my primary weapon.

#91 Posted by Bruxae (9542 posts) - - Show Bio

Fists, maybe a pair of fingerless gloves with metal clad knuckles.

#92 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (3898 posts) - - Show Bio

a golden fountain pen which conceals poison dart shooter

#93 Posted by IheartZombies92 (2200 posts) - - Show Bio

Katana, definitely.

#94 Posted by kgb725 (3479 posts) - - Show Bio

The Blades of chaos

#95 Posted by RaggedScarecrow (721 posts) - - Show Bio

Conceptual guns. They never runs out of ammo, I can't be disarmed, and I point at people and they die. Simple, neat, badass.

#96 Posted by fodigg (6094 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going to have to go with a ray gun as well.

Or maybe the detective special from Blade Runner:

Note the two triggers. They made the prop from a rifle that had a safety trigger and a firing trigger, but they never really explain it in the film. The explanation I prefer is that they combined the two guns the protagonist used in the book, a traditional detective special and a "laser tube" raygun like weapon. So it'd be a raygun/traditional firearm combination.

#97 Posted by Juiceboks (6046 posts) - - Show Bio

Luxord's cards

With them I would basically be Mirror Master with time manipulation.

#98 Posted by Deadgod (1093 posts) - - Show Bio

A simple Crowbar or a Nail Hammer

#99 Posted by Hel (475 posts) - - Show Bio

Sniper rifle

#100 Posted by Jayso4201 (552 posts) - - Show Bio

Or Since that is so popular,