A old fashion harpoon gun with a broken Sailor Jerry Rum Bottle taped to it, and a straight razor.......... Ew ew ew I want a Defend New Orleans sticker on the harpoon gun! Oh yeah I want them rusty and black...... Names Molly and Malice.
One would be Frankie, the other would be The Midnight-stick Society. They'd be as black as the raven's intent in uttering "nevermore" and if they had stickers, they'd be on smoother ends and they would be holofoil stickers of tigers.
an aluminum baseball bat. perfectly balanced for swinging, non-leathel, & you can pick one up just about anywhere! any color except silver would be fine & I'd keep yelling out that "this is MY boomstick!"