What will the new crossover "Wrath of the First Lantern" be about - Gen. Discussion

#1 Posted by Impala (246 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

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#2 Posted by dondave (7589 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

@Impala: About the First Lantern getting revenge on the green lantern corps, I believe

#3 Posted by Impala (246 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

@dondave:Thank you kind sir :)

#4 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

@Impala: He's lying it's about Kyle Rayner getting to first base with Carol and dealing with Hal's wrath. It's all there in the title.

#5 Posted by dondave (7589 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar: wtf?

#6 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

@dondave said:

@TheCrowbar: wtf?

I speak the truth!*

*Not really, the title seemed to tell you what the story was about. "What's the Wrath of the First Lantern about?" "The Wrath of the First Lantern" "Oooooh okay" that seemed boring, mine sounds fun

#7 Posted by JonSmith (2471 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

Y'know that rainbow guy the Guardians keep locked in a giant lantern, inside the ultimate prison for countless thousands of years, and regularly rape for energy against his will to suit their own ends?

Turns out he's a bit miffed about all that.

Go figure.

#8 Posted by Twentyfive (2161 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

Some dude going crazy because something was stolen from him.

A portion of his power maybe? Who knows.

The guardians just messed with the wrong dude!

#9 Posted by fodigg (4535 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

It's about Hal Jordan releasing the "space kraken." (The space kraken is his penis.)

#10 Posted by Squalleon (1034 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

@JonSmith said:

Y'know that rainbow guy the Guardians keep locked in a giant lantern, inside the ultimate prison for countless thousands of years, and regularly rape for energy against his will to suit their own ends?
Turns out he's a bit miffed about all that.
Go figure.

lol

#11 Posted by cosmicallyaware1 (1212 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

seriously though.........he guardians seem reaaly afraid of the first lantern and have recently referred to him as a "emotional sadist and reality warping monster." that's interesting. must be uber powerful. kinda like the psycho-pirate, mad jim jaspers and somebody else badass all rolled into one. this should be cool.....wonder how he's gonna fare against larfleeze?

#12 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (8913 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

@fodigg said:

It's about Hal Jordan releasing the "space kraken." (The space kraken is his penis.)

i can confirm this.....i've seen things.