What if Shazam met Power Girl

What do you think Shazam would do or react if her met Power Girl?

Well you know horny teenage boys and women with a big rack don't mix well.

@life_without_progress: I know.

Lol. Probably something that wouldn't bs shown on panel

Probably what any man would do if he met a girl with a cleavage window, right?

SHAZAM...in his tights.

Stand there slack-jawed for a few moments, try to collect himself when she starts walking/flying away, stumble through a few words, before they resolve to just get back to the job at hand. Cut to Billy either agonizing over it later, or talking it out with Cyborg.

@ostyo: Oh my gosh that is so funny.

I can see it, Although I think they can do something more with Billy that's for sure. Update his look or something, stop the norman osborn-ish hair and square jaw.

I don't see him going full Guy Gardner mode if that's what you're asking.

I'm pretty sure they've met, but as others have said, he'd be a teenage boy if we're being realistic.

Young Justice portrayal of Billy Bastion and Shazam is the best. A grown man acting like a kid and NOBODY knowing it.

He'd take a pic of her rack and go home and rub one out and SHAZAM all over her pic.

Probably the same way when he first met wonder women

Is Billy even a sexually innocent boy in his entire history?

I haven't read too much of Captain Marvel/Shazam and heard he became more of a jerk in New 52.

Billy always appeared to be a naive pure hearted character like Goku to me.

@gothamciti: I know he blushed when Beautia Sivana kissed him and he actually dated her in his Captain Marvel form.

He'd hit on her.

I know, I know, this is very cliche, but:

Ends in sex

@thecybr0g: That is perfect.

@fu-dog007: Its not cliche at all. I thought that could happen a little while after I posted this. I have been wondering if he ever had or considered having sex with Beautia Sivana in the old comics. I know they were attracted to each other and occasionally dated. I wonder if him and Power Girl could make a good couple sense they arent using Beautia.

Then he would have met Power Girl.

I'd hit on her

Billy wouldn't even know what to do with her.

@black_wreath: That is probably true but then again the wisdom of Solomon should be able to guide him.

Wait, he hasn't met her already? That seems weird.

@solarpowered: I dont think he has or if he has I havent read the story yet.

He would treat Power Girl as different as he treat Wonder Woman? He and Wonder Woman are in same team and Wonder Woman wore less fabric than Power Girl.

@vitalius: That is true.

True that Solomon is said to have 1000 wives but really Billy should be relying on the power of Zeus to guide him in the bedroom - his sexual feats far surpass that Solomon's. ^_^

@black_wreath: So true.

Well if Billy tapped that... Wouldn't Power Girl be a sex offender?

Writers intentionally ignore that for laughs, but yeah given his power he should have no problem keeping it cool

@dextersinister: Yep

He'd show her the strength of Hercules and the speed of Hermes in one swift motion.....

He would have a lot of sleepless nights thinking about her.