What if???

Tonight you're saved by your favorite superhero. Superheroes are real and comics were only there to prepare us for the shock and awe. Every character in marvel and DC is real......how do you respond?

make reed Richards build me a anti galactus gun

@Mitran: Definitely Flash's.

@sog7dc: try to be friends with them and somehow get powers.

Write love letters to Harley Quinn

Mine is Supergirl so I would just try and be her friend as she really has none in The New 52

Get me a symbiote :p

find something radioactive and either

1. drink it

2. eat it

3. get it to bite me

4. get blown up by it

Call Superman Clark, and tell him his secret ID is stupid.

Big fan of Wolverine and Thor. I'd probably convert to Odinism, and ask to be set up on a date with either Psylocke, Zatanna, or Wonder Woman.

Get rich from blackmailing every single super hero and villain due to the fact I know tons of stuff about their personal lives, some of which, they don't even know.

Invest in spandex.

Lol!

I'd be like "ATTENTION EVERYBODY. BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE". Aww what the hell, I'd publicly reveal the 'secret identities' of EVERY single masked hero, then sit back and eat popcorn while the world engulfs in chaos.

.....and I'd also find and rub Joker's rhubarb.

Sincerely,

If go to a planet with a younger blue star and become black superman

@jokergeist said:

I'd be like "ATTENTION EVERYBODY. BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE". Aww what the hell, I'd publicly reveal the 'secret identities' of EVERY single masked hero, then sit back and eat popcorn while the world engulfs in chaos.

.....and I'd also find and rub Joker's rhubarb.

Sincerely,

Some people just wanna watch the world burn.

But yeah, I'd find out (eventually) that being hurt by radioactive stuff that would normally, logically, and reasonably kill you actually gives you SHUPAR PAHWERSH.

Then I'd go around trying to get hit by lightning while soaked in acid and chemicals like Flash, or get bit by a radioactive bunny with rabies and become The Hopper-Whopper, fighting crime and jumping on people like it's The Super Mario Brothers.

interesting. probably try and get a job at a headquarters someplace. Like the staff of the watchtower in JLU or people in the baxter building.

Sell secret identities for money.

Flirt with as many female superheroes as I can

@batmannflash: And get none lol

@rulerofthisuniverse: watch me

@cosmicallyaware1: how pragmatic of you lol good answer

Marry Power Girl

Add each superhero to Yelp so people could rate the manner in which they were saved.

Pledge to Galactus in order to gain a huge part of the power cosmic

A combination of these two.

You... really don't like Marvel heroes, do you?

@battle_forum_junkie: Yep :)

The world would be ready for me.