#1 Edited by SOG7dc (6953 posts) - - Show Bio

Tonight you're saved by your favorite superhero. Superheroes are real and comics were only there to prepare us for the shock and awe. Every character in marvel and DC is real......how do you respond?

#2 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21329 posts) - - Show Bio

make reed Richards build me a anti galactus gun

#3 Posted by JetiiMitra (8371 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably kill myself trying to recreate an incident that will give me powers.

#4 Posted by RBT (4132 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio
@mitran said:

Probably kill myself trying to recreate an incident that will give me powers.

#6 Posted by TheFirstLantern (1505 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc: try to be friends with them and somehow get powers.

#7 Posted by Joygirl (19283 posts) - - Show Bio

Write love letters to Harley Quinn

#8 Edited by timelord (642 posts) - - Show Bio

Mine is Supergirl so I would just try and be her friend as she really has none in The New 52

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#9 Posted by OreoAssassin (4618 posts) - - Show Bio

Get me a symbiote :p

#10 Posted by danhimself (22443 posts) - - Show Bio

find something radioactive and either

1. drink it

2. eat it

3. get it to bite me

4. get blown up by it

#11 Posted by mikex20 (2769 posts) - - Show Bio

Call Superman Clark, and tell him his secret ID is stupid.

#12 Posted by SteelofValyria (59 posts) - - Show Bio

Big fan of Wolverine and Thor. I'd probably convert to Odinism, and ask to be set up on a date with either Psylocke, Zatanna, or Wonder Woman.

#13 Posted by Marionettegeist (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

Probably kill myself trying to recreate an incident that will give me powers.

#14 Edited by JetiiMitra (8371 posts) - - Show Bio

To be honest, though, make friends in the superhero community. Probably go into PR for some of my favorites, to get to know them and get them better known/trusted by the general public. And try really hard to "accidentally" get superpowers.

#15 Posted by Emequious_Swerve (1268 posts) - - Show Bio

Get rich from blackmailing every single super hero and villain due to the fact I know tons of stuff about their personal lives, some of which, they don't even know.

#16 Posted by Cooldes (3995 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

Probably kill myself trying to recreate an incident that will give me powers.

#17 Posted by _Gaff_ (3263 posts) - - Show Bio

Invest in spandex.

#18 Posted by PowerHerc (82612 posts) - - Show Bio

@_gaff_ said:

Invest in spandex.

Lol!

#19 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd be like "ATTENTION EVERYBODY. BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE". Aww what the hell, I'd publicly reveal the 'secret identities' of EVERY single masked hero, then sit back and eat popcorn while the world engulfs in chaos.

.....and I'd also find and rub Joker's rhubarb.

Sincerely,

#20 Posted by SOG7dc (6953 posts) - - Show Bio

If go to a planet with a younger blue star and become black superman

#21 Posted by RetconCrisis (3637 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd be like "ATTENTION EVERYBODY. BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE". Aww what the hell, I'd publicly reveal the 'secret identities' of EVERY single masked hero, then sit back and eat popcorn while the world engulfs in chaos.

.....and I'd also find and rub Joker's rhubarb.

Sincerely,

Some people just wanna watch the world burn.

But yeah, I'd find out (eventually) that being hurt by radioactive stuff that would normally, logically, and reasonably kill you actually gives you SHUPAR PAHWERSH.

Then I'd go around trying to get hit by lightning while soaked in acid and chemicals like Flash, or get bit by a radioactive bunny with rabies and become The Hopper-Whopper, fighting crime and jumping on people like it's The Super Mario Brothers.

#22 Posted by cosmicallyaware1 (4296 posts) - - Show Bio

interesting. probably try and get a job at a headquarters someplace. Like the staff of the watchtower in JLU or people in the baxter building.

#23 Edited by RulerOfThisUniverse (6253 posts) - - Show Bio

Sell secret identities for money.

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#24 Posted by batmannflash (6210 posts) - - Show Bio

Flirt with as many female superheroes as I can

#25 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6253 posts) - - Show Bio
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#26 Posted by batmannflash (6210 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by SOG7dc (6953 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Edited by RustyRoy (11858 posts) - - Show Bio

Marry Power Girl

#29 Posted by Anbu_B_Team (430 posts) - - Show Bio

Add each superhero to Yelp so people could rate the manner in which they were saved.

#30 Edited by kgb725 (6440 posts) - - Show Bio

Pledge to Galactus in order to gain a huge part of the power cosmic

#31 Posted by SilverPool (1346 posts) - - Show Bio

Flirt with as many female superheroes as I can

interesting. probably try and get a job at a headquarters someplace. Like the staff of the watchtower in JLU or people in the baxter building.

A combination of these two.

#32 Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie (7774 posts) - - Show Bio

Reveal the identities of all the Marvel heroes, do the villains will kill them off. Next I'd befriend some crazy executioner hero and tell him everything I know about the Marvel villains, so he'd kill him off one-by-one. Then I'd sell some other info so I'd be able to go to some remote island and be extremely rich.

You... really don't like Marvel heroes, do you?

#33 Edited by dondave (35935 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

Probably kill myself trying to recreate an incident that will give me powers.

#34 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6253 posts) - - Show Bio
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#35 Posted by Racob7 (5517 posts) - - Show Bio

The world would be ready for me.