What do you think Nick Fury told Thor to make him unworthy?

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#1  Edited By I_Will_Break_You
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In Original Sin #7 Nick Fury whispered something into Thor's ear that made him unworthy of Mjolnir What do you think he said so far my favorite answers are "I think he just tongued his ear hole really inappropriately, ways unbefitting a Viking god." and one my friend told me "Don't you think Odin looks tired."

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#5  Edited By deactivated-5c901e667a76c  Moderator

"Don't call it a reboot".

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Because I'm Batman.

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#7 rogueshadow  Moderator

Haha, don't you think Odin looks tired is a nice Doctor Who reference.

He properly just told him that he has pics of his baby d*ck.

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#9  Edited By Asgaard

Obviously...Fury said P.I.S.

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I came him with a Doctor Who reference but you've used it...

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"No hammer for you! One year!"

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"I know what you did"

Thor got really weird and did some things in his younger years that he kept hidden from Heimdall.

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No one cares for you in your own movies, they only watch them because Loki is in them, there its only 5 people who buy Hellblazer in the world, but that its still 5 more that the ones that buy your comics.

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"I know you are not even a real blonde"

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@the_kidd said:

"I know you are not even a real blonde"

That's the one! The image of the Odinson getting his hair touched up without letting anyone know wins for me.

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odin isnt your real father.

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No one cares for you in your own movies, they only watch them because Loki is in them, there its only 5 people who buy Hellblazer in the world, but that its still 5 more that the ones that buy your comics.

No, just no.

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As an actual serious response, didn't Fury have the power of The Watcher at the time? I bet he told Thor about something he'd do in the future, or something that had been wiped from Thor's memory, and once spoken, and the information was out in the world, that's what made Thor unworthy.

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It only works when you have one eye(Odin and Fury).

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We all know what you did when Loki was in Sif's body

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we're doing this again?

http://www.comicvine.com/thor/4005-2268/forums/original-sin-7-what-made-thor-unworthy-1593225/#291

funniest comment from that thread has to be this...

@z3ro180 said:

I word your helmet as a jock strap for ma bawlz

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#31  Edited By AttackOnShahbaz

Loki is your sister, Odin is your son, Tony made the Destroyer Armour, Hulk is your wife, Batman solos, you're a girl.

-Nick Fury

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@kgb725 said:

We all know what you did when Loki was in Sif's body

lol

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No one cares for you in your own movies, they only watch them because Loki is in them, there its only 5 people who buy Hellblazer in the world, but that its still 5 more that the ones that buy your comics.

Just so you know, you made me flip off my laptop.

And I'm still doing it.

For real.

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You're blond

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#38  Edited By nickthedevil

"Orion's cooler".

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#40  Edited By Estacado_04

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#43  Edited By The_Titan_Lord

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This is amazing.

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