What comic character would you choose to be your bodyguard

Fett for me

Death of the Endless

The T-800

Wonder Woman

Anyone ?

I would totally choose Teresa. She's badass and my favorite character. It's not like I need protection no one's going to try and kill me anyways but it would be fun geeking about your favorite character being your friend.

Bucky Barnes

Oracle... also, she's sexy. Like really, really sexy.

Rocket and Groot

sugar man.......

Deadpool, he's Canadian so no worries about getting deported

Carol Danvers

Deathstroke

Either TOAA or The Living Tribunal

Black Cat. For reasons that should be obvious.

Jmarshmallow

Hit-Girl

I need a Batgirl.

Black Canary................ for you know specific reasons

Martian Manhunter

Hal Jordan

Ronan the Accuser

Takion

Psylocke or Scarlet witch,

Superboy.

Superman Prime One-Million

I'll take Martian Manhunter and have him take the form of a stereotypical bodyguard.

No restrictions? Seriously?

TOAA.

Pretty much this. Restricting it to street levelers, I guess I'd go with Deathstroke myself.

I feel like that could be catastrophic if he turned against you though.
If we're limiting ourselves to non-cosmic I'd pick Archie. Nobody gets shot in Archie comics.

Except Archie of course.

It depends on who is after me.

Miss. Martian. All the perks of MM, only, y'know..I could bang her too.

Obi-Wan duh

Death from East of West

TOAA.

Mystique. She walks around naked and is already sexy when blue and can turn into anyone you like, ANYONE. Also she would still be a good bodyguard. I dont know how no one has picked her yet.

scarlette witch or zatanna, cause u know sexy and magic. what more could u ask for.
u know im surprised so many people are picking TOAA, i mean unstoppable sure, but kind of unnecessary dont you think?

Dr. Manhattan. Or more realistically The Comedian.

I don't need a bodyguard

Me too, I don't need bodyguard.

Well, if you insist lemme have Pete parker. The guy will be awesome.

If i'm thinking logically: Spider-man. The guys morals will mean he will do absolutely anything to protect me.

If i'm thinking like you're average male: Ermmmm Black Canary........no I mean Scarlet Witch.......NO Witchblade........NO I mean Psylocke.....etc....etc...

Luke Cage-I don't have to worry about getting shot if I stand behind him at all times.

Mystique or The Doctor.

Superman. Fast, bullet proof, strong, and morally strong enough to keep me safe.

Supes.

Gah! You'd never be able to sleep, knowing that freaky looking guy is somewhere near!

Deadpool would be good for the LOLs and the ability to point me towards the nearest chimichanga shack.

Boba Fett or Snake Eyes if you had an actual threat against you...

If you wanted some arm candy, hmm Mystique is a good default because she could look like any other choice.

Superman cause his morals and power set.

Wait, we can have sex with our choices? Then I'm changing mine!

What? I thought this was a which char you want as bodyguard thread, and not which char bodyguard you want to have s'x with.

Okay...in that case I swap my chosen char with mystique or zatanna.

Bodyguard with benefits? Linda Danvers both forms.

Betty Ross.

Chew-Force batman. Try fudging with me now motherhuggers.