@dtschemmel: The Movie? No, I'm waaaay behind on my comic book movies, mostly cause I refuse to see anything in the theater anymore
I did see those two crappy Hulk movies.
And honestly, that's about all I know about the Hulk.
I was just referencing how The Punisher kills him in Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe cause I had nothing of real value to add. ;)
But thanks for the enlightenment that Banner can't die. That's my whole reason for coming on here, to learn more about the characters I don't know well(which is most of them)
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Posted by SC
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Tofurkey Sandwiches man. Hulk always stops to snack on delicious Tokurkey sandwiches man. If they are the type with thousand island sauce on a freshly baked italian cheese and erb roll then hell, it might make Hulk so happy he might not just stop, he might go to sleep too! Then you can use Sharpie Perma markers to draw a mustache and goatee on the Hulk heh heh.
@Lvenger: Can you imagine the brainstorm session the writers had when they decided (by fan vote, I guess) that Batman had to beat the Hulk?
Writer 1: How about, Batman uses an isotope of a new element that he made in the batcave? It could be a sort of anti-gamma radiation bomb which would return Hulk to his Banner form!
Writer 2: I don't know. I just don't see it. How about develops a metal alloy which incorporates Krypton. He did this because he was working on weapons to use against Superman if the need ever arose. Anyway, he discovers that this alloy amplifies the force of his strikes exponentially! He makes a staff, or a batarang out of it. and not only does it amplify the force of his attacks but it actually FEEDS off of Gamma radiation so that it grows stronger each time it strikes the Hulk! Eventually, he strikes the Hulk so hard that it knocks him into orbit and the hulk floats back to his own Universe!
Writer 3: Those are both good. But I think I've just come up with a BRILLIANT way for Batman to beat the Hulk. (silent pause for dramatic effect) He KICKS the Hulk in the stomach!!!
Silent pause and then the room erupts into applause! "SHEER GENIUS! Well done!"
@SC said:
Tofurkey Sandwiches man. Hulk always stops to snack on delicious Tokurkey sandwiches man. If they are the type with thousand island sauce on a freshly baked italian cheese and erb roll then hell, it might make Hulk so happy he might not just stop, he might go to sleep too! Then you can use Sharpie Perma markers to draw a mustache and goatee on the Hulk heh heh.
I was unaware until now, just how sinister and dark you truly are...
@redbird3rdboywonder: The madder he gets the stronger he gets. There is no limit to his strength so he isn't getting wrecked. Galactus has shot him a couple of times, before he's had a chance to hit, but never puts him down. Silver Surfer has got the better of Hulk in their encounters.
There was a recently locked thread about Hulk vs Superman. (I was on "team Superman" fwiw) but I can tell you:
A) The "Hulk wins" crowd is very serious
B) You aren't changing their minds (and vice-versa)
c) This battle has been discussed endlessly..if you start making this a Hulk vs Superman thread you will be very sorry you did.
I'm an exception to that one. For some reason, I went through a stage of thinking Hulk could beat everybody, I am so glad that is no longer the case :P
@redbird3rdboywonder: The madder he gets the stronger he gets. There is no limit to his strength so he isn't getting wrecked. Galactus has shot him a couple of times, before he's had a chance to hit, but never puts him down. Silver Surfer has got the better of Hulk in their encounters.
Superman is stronger, faster, more versatile and all around more powerful than the Hulk, the only way Hulk could ever win against Superman is if the battle is either a slugfest or Supes is brought down to his level
There was a recently locked thread about Hulk vs Superman. (I was on "team Superman" fwiw) but I can tell you:
A) The "Hulk wins" crowd is very serious
B) You aren't changing their minds (and vice-versa)
c) This battle has been discussed endlessly..if you start making this a Hulk vs Superman thread you will be very sorry you did.
I'm an exception to that one. For some reason, I went through a stage of thinking Hulk could beat everybody, I am so glad that is no longer the case :P
I still owe you though. "Dogs of War" was a good storyline, and I love what Mark Waid is doing with the character. Right now, Indestructible Hulk is better than any of the Superman books, and I have a feeling will be until Scott Snyder takes on the Man of Steel.
There was a recently locked thread about Hulk vs Superman. (I was on "team Superman" fwiw) but I can tell you:
A) The "Hulk wins" crowd is very serious
B) You aren't changing their minds (and vice-versa)
c) This battle has been discussed endlessly..if you start making this a Hulk vs Superman thread you will be very sorry you did.
I'm an exception to that one. For some reason, I went through a stage of thinking Hulk could beat everybody, I am so glad that is no longer the case :P
I still owe you though. "Dogs of War" was a good storyline, and I love what Mark Waid is doing with the character. Right now, Indestructible Hulk is better than any of the Superman books, and I have a feeling will be until Scott Snyder takes on the Man of Steel.
@redbird3rdboywonder: He's not stronger. Hulk's strength cannot be measured. Superman's has. A recent scan confirming what the Leader said decades ago :
Hulk Incalculable Strength Indestructible Hulk 1 2012
@redbird3rdboywonder: The madder he gets the stronger he gets. There is no limit to his strength so he isn't getting wrecked. Galactus has shot him a couple of times, before he's had a chance to hit, but never puts him down. Silver Surfer has got the better of Hulk in their encounters.
Superman is stronger, faster, more versatile and all around more powerful than the Hulk, the only way Hulk could ever win against Superman is if the battle is either a slugfest or Supes is brought down to his level
Alright guys, we got it. Take it to the battles forum if you're so adamant about discussing this.
@redbird3rdboywonder: The madder he gets the stronger he gets. There is no limit to his strength so he isn't getting wrecked. Galactus has shot him a couple of times, before he's had a chance to hit, but never puts him down. Silver Surfer has got the better of Hulk in their encounters.
Superman is stronger, faster, more versatile and all around more powerful than the Hulk, the only way Hulk could ever win against Superman is if the battle is either a slugfest or Supes is brought down to his level
Alright guys, we got it. Take it to the battles forum if you're so adamant about discussing this.
Nope, There's been thousands of battle with Hulk vs Supes and Hulk loses nearly everytime, it's just a point I was making.
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