TOAA vs The Presence Epic Rap Battle

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The One Above All!

vs

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The Presence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Yes I know this topic has been done to death already and that both TOAA and The Presence are both banned from being in threads but I thought instead making a actual thread I thought I'd make an Epic Rap Battle instead :)

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Anyone?

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Okay, I'll start it off.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

there’s vomit on spaghetti already

mom’s spaghetti

He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti

to drop bombs

but he keeps on spaghetti

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@raizex said:

Okay, I'll start it off.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

there’s vomit on spaghetti already

mom’s spaghetti

He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti

to drop bombs

but he keeps on spaghetti

r u italin??

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@jorgevy said:

@raizex said:

Okay, I'll start it off.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

there’s vomit on spaghetti already

mom’s spaghetti

He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti

to drop bombs

but he keeps on spaghetti

r u italin??

hehe n0 i em englis

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#5  Edited By JackKnight

@raizex: Your's is ok but here my ture:

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!

TOAA:

I'm The One Above All motherf**ker! I the God of Marvel!

You said you were infinite and eternal but you also said you were shaped by outside forces!

I'm considerd to be Stan Lee! You let some swamp thing almost becom as powerful as you!

I got my boys the Living Tribunal! Eternity! Infinity! Phoenix Force! Galactus! and even Spider-Man with me!!!!!

The Presence:

Fool! Your like the Hayden Christensen of Gods! Everything that you did! I'm the guy who did it first!

My universe has heros lik Batman! Superman! Flash! and even Green Lantern motherf**ker!

Your entity boys are nothing but gimmicks and sh*t! Mines are well writtn and badass!

I have a beast called the Spectre! my sons Lucifer and Michael are powerful motherf**kers!

You had a guy called Chaos King who was a rip off of one of my badass jerks called the Anti-Monitor!

You lets some mad titan get a golden gloove with six powerfu colour stones and later a heart of a universe!

Thats see if your boys including that naked yellow no d**k dude can end the Endless!

TOAA:

Your a douch mr Presence! you are a lazy jerk! you told your sons to create the Multiverse! why couldn't you do that your self! you gave all your granddaughter Elaine Belloc! you also created an evil version of your self called the Great Evil Beast! what God would do that!

Prepaer your self your the ultimate battle!

........I'm about to stomp in a hand sake for eternal friendship so hard it will sake all of reality!

The Presence:

I am resisting the fact that you still suck!

All I have to say is you will make a good friend!

And all I have to say left is..........f**k you..... (turn around and winks).

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#6  Edited By Fastnoc

Huh? Aren't raps suppose to rhyme?

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@fastnoc said:

Huh? Aren't raps suppose to rhyme?

This

That was awful man..

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He tried to do a ERB style rap without their humor

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