The Lantern Oath parody thread!

So, I started a thread a few hours ago asking "What's your favorite Lantern Oath", and someone posted this hilarious parody!

So I thought I'd start a thread where people could post some Lantern Oath parodies they've heard, or maybe even one of your own?

Okay, it's become nesissary for me to ask: please, nothing too crude. We want to keep this site PG after all.

Have fun!

@battle_forum_junkie: were you talking about my F-Sharp Corps oath?

@mynamewasdeleted:

Sure! Let's hear it!

I see this thread doing very well

@mynamewasdeleted said:

I always kinda thought Rot Lop Fan's was a cool version. Remember him? The Green Lantern whose species lacks sight, and has no concept of bright or dark, day, night or color.. and, uh what the hell is a lantern?

The F-Sharp Bell Corps Oath:

In loudest din or hush profound

My ears catch evil's slightest sound

Let those who toll out evil's knell

Beware my power, the F-Sharp Bell!

well i was asking if that was the parody you were referring to, because that was actually canonical

Here's the green oath in Swedish, not a parody but it's fun to read if you're not Swedish:

I ljusast dag, i svartast natt,

Ingen ondska ska fly min syn,

Låt dem som dyrkar ondskans makt,

Frukta min kraft -- Gröna Lyktan's ljus

Here's a Bat-family version:

In brightest day, in Darkest Knight,

No green question marks shall escape my sight,

Let those who worship evil's smile,

Beware my power--black glove punch

I think he meant this one:

@the_stegman said:

@dabee:

That's the one!

in big ass's and in tiny babies this oath sound so mestup i may have rabies!

If you put this into simplified Chinese (with Google translate):

In brightest day, in blackest night

No evil shall escape my sight

Let those who worship evil's might

Beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!

Then back to English you get this:

In a bright day, in the darkest night

No evil shall escape my sight

Let those who worship evil's might

Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!

(Pretty good, if you ask me.) Then to Japanese and back to English:

During bright daylight hours, the dark night

Evil shall not escape my sight

Let there be a possibility to people who worship the evil

, And beware my power the light of the Green Lantern!

Then to Swahili and back, because why not?

During bright daylight hours, the dark night

Evil shall escape my sight

Then there is the possibility of people who worship evil

, And beware my power Green candle light!

And, just because, how about Hebrew and back?

Daytime brightness, dark night

Bad escape my sight

Then there is the possibility of people who worship evil

And beware the green candle light power!

And lastly, maybe Chinese simplified again? Full circle? You get this:

The brightness of day, dark of night

Bad escape my sight

Then there is the possibility of people who worship evil

And beware of the green candle light power!

I thought it was pretty funny.

In quivering bowels,

In times of strain,

Beware our pants

So brownly stained

Let those who close the toilet bowl

Beware our power, Brown Lantern's hole!

^.^ *bows*

@extremis: and i thougth mines was mest up

@dabee:

Haha! I can just picture Hal saying that. :)

"Green candle light power!"

In Midnight's hour,

Through kitchen we creep,

With pangs of hunger whilst others sleep,

We gorge ourselves till dawns first light,

then sink to depression - Weight Watchers plight!

Here's another. :)

@battle_forum_junkie:

In the midst of play, late at night,

not a single snack shall escape my sight,

taken away from the fridge so white,

they give me power, so I can game tonight!

(Green Lantern Oath Parody)

Hammeroon's oath was kind of funny, considering it got cut off:

"To protect the weak

and have the guts

to hunt down the bad guys

and kick their -"

I guess it could be (is) "butts," but I think since this was written in 1999, we readers can maybe even substitute something else?

Fine, it's "nuts." I would love to see this guy make an appearance sometime soon, like a brief cameo.

EDIT: Oh, yeah. And also Bizarro.

"In blackest day,
in brightest night...
huh? Why battery not charging my power ring?"

I amused myself with that translation, so I'm going to do another. Sorry if you thought the last one was lame. (I would do Sinestro Corps, as the natural progression [opposite of Green], but it already has some of the same elements, so I wanted to do something completely different.)

Here's what you get when this:

With blood and rage of crimson red

Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead

Together with our hellish hate

We'll burn you all, that is your fate!

Into Simplified Mandarin Chinese, then back:

With the crimson blood and anger

Torn from the body just died

Together with our hellish hate

We'll burn you all, this is your destiny!

Red blood cells, and anger

The torn from the body

I hate hell

Burn your destiny of all?

And lastly, back to Simplified Chinese and back, for to complete the full circle!:

Red blood cells and anger

Torn from the body

I hate hell

Burn your fate?

@dabee: Man, these are great!

Got anymore?

Oh, okay! Someone other than me is actually enjoying them! I shall do the black lantern corps! No, the Blue Lantern Corps!

So take this:

In fearful day, in raging night

With strong hearts full, or souls ignite

When all seems lost in the War of Light

Look to the stars, for hope burns bright!

And now to Hebrew and back:

Scary day, stormy night

With a strong heart is full, or souls ignite

When all seems lost in the war of light

Look at the stars, hope burns bright!

Terrible, stormy night

The mind is full of strong light or soul

When all seems lost in the War of Light

I hope this bright picture, look at the stars in the sky!

And lastly, back to Hebrew, and then back:

Terrible night, windy

The mind is full of strong light or soul

When all seems lost in the war of light

I hope this clear picture, look at the stars in the sky!

EDIT: Interesting that it preserved "When all seems lost in the war of light," I missed that.

You have a lot of time on your hands...

Really a lot less time than it looks like. I have a program that does it all for me. Each one took probably three minutes, if that. (I mean each post. Each translation took a few seconds.)

@dabee: LOL

Keep 'em coming, dude! This is hilarious!

@battle_forum_junkie:

Color:Silver

Emotion:Madness

Oath:Not In Bright of Day or In Black of Night

We shall Bring To all Lights their Demise

We Do Not want No Emotion for we not care

and destroy all their is Like Silver Blair

We Hold No Good or Evil For they all shall Die In Front of Our Light

Destroy Them All For We Are SILVER LANTERNS CORPS

Note: Took Me a long time give me your thoughts or beware the Silver Lantern's Light

@flashdamn: I would say their emotion should be apathy as they 'do not care' and want 'no emotion'. Just judging by the oath that's what I get, not madness.

Overall though, an apathetic lantern corps would be pretty boring. They'd just be content to be indifferent to it all.

@flazam: One of the best ones yet! :D

@battle_forum_junkie: Thanks :)

In brightest day, in darkest night No evil shall escape my sight.Let those who laugh at my lack of height Beware my banjo...Green Froggy's light!

You piss on me

I piss on you

'Watersports' is fun to do!

S&M is way cool too, but

I draw the line at touching poo!

My safety word? "Pie a'la mode"-

Beware my herpes! ~Kink Lantern's Code~

@dabee: I loved the Azerbaijani translation

So take the Star Sapphire Corps Oath:

For hearts long lost and full of fright

For those alone in Blackest Night

Accept our ring and join our fight

Love conquers all with violet light!

Then to Swahili and back:

For hearts long lost and full of fear

For those alone in their night is in the

Accept our ring and join our fight

Love conquers all with violet light!

If a heart full of fear and a long-lost

For those who are just on the night of their

To take us out of the ring to take part in our fight

I love conquer all in light purple!

To Simplified Chinese and back:

If the heart is full of fear and returning

For those just who they are in the evening

The ring took us out to participate in our struggle

Love conquers all purple!

Then lastly, to Swahili and back:

If the heart is full of fear and return

For those only who they are in the evening

Pete took us out to participate in our struggle

Purple love conquers all!

Lol @ Pete took us out to participate in our struggle.