So I've read allot of stuff about Geoff Johns hating Batman. I know people like Johns, I did. Hell, I own his run on JSA.
But let's be real. Johns' main thing is that he tries to write a character as "cool". He's said, as much. He goes out of his
way to write even the lamest character as capable, good at whatever he is doing, and a badass. Everyone but Batman.
Johns' problem is, nobody buys it.
Action comics #850, his pet legion character insults batman every panel, while Superman ignores it.
Of course this is not the worst part. Time Trapper (another
pet Johns' character) states Batman isn't remembered in
the future.
What how does that work!
Batman is all about legacy. I mean Batman is a mission
character, with a specific purpose. Only Wonder Woman
Has that same characteristic. ( and Bruce is arguably
better at it because look at all the people he's inspired to
follow him, while Diana has one.)
Of course, Johns isn't forgetting that there was a Batman from this era right?
At this point the whiny Johns fanboy is arguing, "Batgod..."Huh? Look whiny faboy, the best writers don't write batman
as invincible. They have him fail, but in a believable way.
one of the most memorable moments in comic history is
Bruce bleeding out after letting himself get stabbed by
a 12 year old prostitute
He gets shot
broken
he doesn't save everybody
or always stop the bad guy.
but those failures are followed by genuine triumphs.
this leads to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV18kZIBBZA
This moment didn't occur in a Godamn vacum.
It was very meticulously led up to. It was planned. It was
earned!
Johns doesn't get that.
No reasonable person could read this and not agree that Geoff Johns has a problem. And that problem is not that he
has been fail, lose or stumble, but that he 1.) never makes the character attacking Batman earn it. And 2). He never
allows Batman to genuinely overcome his humiliation. Johns spends the first twenty issues of his shit run and justice
league having characters mock batman for not having powers. All of this could have worked out. Johns set up Batman
having plans to take down the JLA, An idea he homaged (see stole from) Waid's run on JLA.
Look at Batman's plans to take down the justice league In Mark Waid's excellent Babel arc,
Batman crafts brilliant tactics that exploit the leaguers very real weakness. Wonder Woman's pride, Flash's arrogance
Superman's bleeding heart. These are keen insights that uncomfortably reveal Batman's opinion of the others. In
Geoff's retread, he has batman collect random super villain weapons hoping they work. Here was his chance to prove
he could write the character well. That he understood that all that abuse to be justified needs to lead up to some
vindication. Batman's chance to shine and show why not having powers isn't a thing. Instead we get this....
Batman being yellow lantern for a page and then spending the rest of the series constantly nerfing his intellect and
prowess. Never letting him have a moment of competence.
Which leads to the next problem....Geoff Johns doesn't get the gotham villians
That's right Wally, the joker isn't scary, nope. Instead some repeat bank robber who stole schematics for a freeze gun.
Seriously, Johns has to tear down characters like Batman because the sad thing is, Batman doesn't need Johns.
Think about it. Johns has written most of the current DC roster. With the exception of Wonder Woman and Martian
Manhunter, the only big League member he hasn't written is Batman in the regular universe. That's because Batman's
universe works. Johns' big stick is about ignoring previous stuff and fixing a character. Batman doesn't need fixing.
He's not the typical DC hero. And Johns can't fit the Batman people love, or the villains and sidekicks into his vision of
the DC universe proper. So by making Batman something else, by dumbing him down and breaking him apart,
he is destroying the character as he is. But he's not destroying "batgod".
He's destroying the only character that DC has that has consistently worked
since Batman year one.
And that is something reasonable fans both of the character and the universe he resides in have a
problem with.
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