Superman vs Batman should have this scene

This should be in the movie

"I hope Batman one-shots Superman, and then looks down on him and says "Listen, pup. You're rumbling with the big dogs now. Get your mind out of the kennel." Then he turns around and walks away. Superman stumbles back onto his feet and his eyes glow red as he prepares to fire his lazors. Just then, Batman presses a button, an explosion is heard, and the globe of the Daily Planet falls on Superman's head, knocking him out. Batman turns around and whispers "Woof, woof".

Yes! This is so stupid that it must be included.

No

What?

I would crap my pants and start throwing it at the screen if that happened.

Boy, howdy, Batman is acting really cool for a guy with a busted hand. =D

One shots Superman? In what universe is this? =D Even with Kryptonite Batman can't one shot Superman.

I... Um.. Please, no..

Trolling or just stupid....?

Of all the myriad problems with this idea, the one that jumps out at me is: WHY are you giving BATman DOG puns?! I get that there aren't that many flying vermin puns, but you couldn't think of any other way to convey that?

And am I the only one who thinks this sounds like something Frank Miller would write?

Batman needs to judo throw him again. They're both heroes so there's no reason for Batman to strike Superman.

OP stole that line from me!

I don't even think this scene would be shown on a kids show, its so stupid.

And related: how many people think this is trolling or stupid now?

Just say Sovereign made you type it and we'll all let it go. This doesn't have to end up on your permanent record.

My hypothesis is that Luthor hires Batman to exploit Superman's weakness, but then the two realize they're not enemies and team up.

Batman is rich and doesn't work for people. Also Luthor has such a huge ego he would wanna do it himself.

If that scene is in the movie then the next DC movie is a Superman reboot titled "The Man of Tomorrow"

@saint_wildcard: As a wise man once asked: why are they fighting again?

Trollolololololol

There isn't a chance in hell that the scene he want's will ever happen. But just in case, I will have a plan for the hell I will unleash if it does happen. Lets just some people necks will not be safe from my wrath.

What is this plan ?

Yeh bro... um sounds great...

This is good trolling

You must be joking.....

Well aside from me pooping my pants and throwing it at the screen, Zack and Goyer's neck's will suffer what Zod's neck suffered.