Superhuman Dares.

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#1  Edited By laflux

The following are dares in following order of reward, risk and bad-assery.

1. Call Captain America an old has-been, with an skewed perception of life based on american imperialism. The only reason why he is still alive is that half the superhuman community has a man crush on him. Say Bucky is soo bad he makes Cap look good Reward- free food for a year.

2. Call She-hulk a loose whore who got rejected by wolverine cause he didn't want cain marko's sloppy seconds. Reward- 10,000 pounds

3. Call Midnighter a Psychopathic B**tard, who only kills people gleefully cause to hide the fact that he is gay and ashamed of his second rate superman husband, Who you swear you saw checking out Green lantern. Then to finish off, say you seduced his adopted daughter, stole her money and kicked her out of your apartment- just because you could.

Reward State of the art funeral worth 1,000,000 pounds. 2 million pounds if you survive.

you get no powers. Do you DARE.......

P.S cut me some slack, i've had a few glasses of wine.

P.S.S feel free to add anymore dares if you want.

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#2  Edited By The_Thunderer

Tell Superman his Pa deserved to die. Reward - £10,000,000

Tell Batman you killed his parents. Reward - His Batmobile.

Tell Thor his hair makes him look gay. Reward - Given Asgardian Citizenship

Tell Wonder Woman that she should get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. Reward - Prosthetic Limb replacement and £10,000,000

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#3  Edited By laflux

@The_Thunderer said:

Tell Superman his Pa deserved to die. Reward - £10,000,000

Tell Batman you killed his parents. Reward - His Batmobile.

Tell Thor his hair makes him look gay. Reward - Given Asgardian Citizenship

Tell Wonder Woman that she should get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. Reward - Prosthetic Limb replacement and £10,000,000

lmfao

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#4  Edited By GTG12

That wonder woman one had me cracking up. These things are pretty funny I will try and think one up.

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#5  Edited By CrimsonCake

Since their heroes they won't injure you or anything right?

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#6  Edited By laflux

@GTG12: please do

@CrimsonCake: Who knows. Its up to you to take the risk ;-p

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#7  Edited By DocFatalis

@laflux:

@The_Thunderer:

Excellent the both of you.

-Piss on Mhar-Vell's tomb. Reward: congrats, you are no new editor in chief for Marvel.

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#8  Edited By The_Thunderer

@DocFatalis said:

@laflux:

@The_Thunderer:

Excellent the both of you.

-Piss on Mhar-Vell's tomb. Reward: congrats, you are no new editor in chief for Marvel.

hahahaha and thanks

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#9  Edited By z3ro180

@The_Thunderer said:

Tell Wonder Woman that she should get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. Reward - Prosthetic Limb replacement and £10,000,000

best one by far.

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#10  Edited By laflux

bump

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#11  Edited By Dhor

Poke The hulk. reward: easy death

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#12  Edited By DocFatalis

-Scratch a match against Nick Fury's beard. Reward: a guided tour of the helicarrier's cell block.

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#13  Edited By mettlekm

to spidey say - "yo, tell your uncle ben that aunt may is a wild woman in the sack" free movie ticket

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#14  Edited By JohnnyGat

Tell Cyborg about all the football scholarships he's never going to get - Nothing because that'd be hardcore douche

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#15  Edited By laflux

@mettlekm said:

to spidey say - "yo, tell your uncle ben that aunt may is a wild woman in the sack" free movie ticket

@JohnnyGat said:

Tell Cyborg about all the football scholarships he's never going to get - Nothing because that'd be hardcore douche

Classic.

Call Kratos Baldy, then say Pandora, his wife and his daughter make an awesome foursome with you.

Reward- Promotion to Olympus.

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#16  Edited By jobiwankenobi

Tell Spawn to go to Hell.

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#17  Edited By CrimsonCake

Tell the Spectre the put some pants on -18,000$

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#18  Edited By Mizz_Coconut

Tell Spiderman that he's useless cause he couldnt get Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy in the sack at the same, like i did last night woooooohooooo

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#19  Edited By tomdickharry1984

Go round and give Aunt May a happy endin! :)

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#20  Edited By laflux

@Mizz_Coconut said:

Tell Spiderman that he's useless cause he couldnt get Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy in the sack at the same, like i did last night woooooohooooo

Tell spider-man that you heard Norman Osborn did Gwen Stacey- oh right that actually happened.

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#21  Edited By Wolfrazer

Rip off Power Girl's outfit in public leaving her naked- Reward: Dating PG.

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#22  Edited By laflux

@Wolfrazer said:

Rip off Power Girl's outfit in public leaving her naked- Reward: seeing power-girl naked.

Fixed.

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#23  Edited By Wolfrazer
@laflux said:

@Wolfrazer said:

Rip off Power Girl's outfit in public leaving her naked- Reward: seeing power-girl naked.

Fixed.

But if your dating her, you'd be able to see her naked anyway. :P
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#24  Edited By laflux

@Wolfrazer: True, but seeing her naked would be reward enough in itself for me

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#25  Edited By clemj

tell rorschach you were one of the guys who did his mother -reward: slow death 

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#26  Edited By EdwardWindsor

Telling Midnighter your homophobic and that he disgusts you to his face. Reward= Governer of a southern state of US and probable death.

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#27  Edited By laflux

@EdwardWindsor said:

Telling Midnighter your homophobic and that he disgusts you to his face. Reward= Governer of a southern state of US and probable death.

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#28  Edited By mettlekm

tell White Queen - "you're pretty... almost as pretty as jean gray" - reward is lobotomy

tell submariner - "i pooped in the ocean" - reclamation of that poop, the hard way

hulk, you're strong, but strongest there is?? nah.

daken, your dad seems nice... how's your mom doing?

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#29  Edited By laflux

@mettlekm said:

tell White Queen - "you're pretty... almost as pretty as jean gray" - reward is lobotomy

tell submariner - "i pooped in the ocean" - reclamation of that poop, the hard way

hulk, you're strong, but strongest there is?? nah.

daken, your dad seems nice... how's your mom doing?

Awesome