#1 Edited by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

The following are dares in following order of reward, risk and bad-assery.

1. Call Captain America an old has-been, with an skewed perception of life based on american imperialism. The only reason why he is still alive is that half the superhuman community has a man crush on him. Say Bucky is soo bad he makes Cap look good Reward- free food for a year.

2. Call She-hulk a loose whore who got rejected by wolverine cause he didn't want cain marko's sloppy seconds. Reward- 10,000 pounds

3. Call Midnighter a Psychopathic B**tard, who only kills people gleefully cause to hide the fact that he is gay and ashamed of his second rate superman husband, Who you swear you saw checking out Green lantern. Then to finish off, say you seduced his adopted daughter, stole her money and kicked her out of your apartment- just because you could.

Reward State of the art funeral worth 1,000,000 pounds. 2 million pounds if you survive.

you get no powers. Do you DARE.......

P.S cut me some slack, i've had a few glasses of wine.

P.S.S feel free to add anymore dares if you want.

#2 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell Superman his Pa deserved to die. Reward - £10,000,000

Tell Batman you killed his parents. Reward - His Batmobile.

Tell Thor his hair makes him look gay. Reward - Given Asgardian Citizenship

Tell Wonder Woman that she should get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. Reward - Prosthetic Limb replacement and £10,000,000

#3 Edited by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer said:

Tell Superman his Pa deserved to die. Reward - £10,000,000

Tell Batman you killed his parents. Reward - His Batmobile.

Tell Thor his hair makes him look gay. Reward - Given Asgardian Citizenship

Tell Wonder Woman that she should get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. Reward - Prosthetic Limb replacement and £10,000,000

lmfao

#4 Posted by GTG12 (1548 posts) - - Show Bio

That wonder woman one had me cracking up. These things are pretty funny I will try and think one up.

#5 Posted by CrimsonCake (2683 posts) - - Show Bio

Since their heroes they won't injure you or anything right?

#6 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@GTG12: please do

@CrimsonCake: Who knows. Its up to you to take the risk ;-p

#7 Posted by DocFatalis (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux:

@The_Thunderer:

Excellent the both of you.

-Piss on Mhar-Vell's tomb. Reward: congrats, you are no new editor in chief for Marvel.

#8 Posted by The_Thunderer (2894 posts) - - Show Bio

@DocFatalis said:

@laflux:

@The_Thunderer:

Excellent the both of you.

-Piss on Mhar-Vell's tomb. Reward: congrats, you are no new editor in chief for Marvel.

hahahaha and thanks

#9 Posted by Z3RO180 (6718 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer said:

Tell Wonder Woman that she should get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. Reward - Prosthetic Limb replacement and £10,000,000

best one by far.

#10 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

bump

#11 Posted by Dhor (282 posts) - - Show Bio

Poke The hulk. reward: easy death

#12 Posted by DocFatalis (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

-Scratch a match against Nick Fury's beard. Reward: a guided tour of the helicarrier's cell block.

#13 Posted by mettlekm (417 posts) - - Show Bio

to spidey say - "yo, tell your uncle ben that aunt may is a wild woman in the sack" free movie ticket

#14 Posted by JohnnyGat (1580 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell Cyborg about all the football scholarships he's never going to get - Nothing because that'd be hardcore douche

#15 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@mettlekm said:

to spidey say - "yo, tell your uncle ben that aunt may is a wild woman in the sack" free movie ticket

@JohnnyGat said:

Tell Cyborg about all the football scholarships he's never going to get - Nothing because that'd be hardcore douche

Classic.

Call Kratos Baldy, then say Pandora, his wife and his daughter make an awesome foursome with you.

Reward- Promotion to Olympus.

#16 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1462 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell Spawn to go to Hell.

#17 Posted by CrimsonCake (2683 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell the Spectre the put some pants on -18,000$

#18 Posted by Mizz_Coconut (142 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell Spiderman that he's useless cause he couldnt get Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy in the sack at the same, like i did last night woooooohooooo

#19 Posted by tomdickharry1984 (837 posts) - - Show Bio

Go round and give Aunt May a happy endin! :)

#20 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mizz_Coconut said:

Tell Spiderman that he's useless cause he couldnt get Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy in the sack at the same, like i did last night woooooohooooo

Tell spider-man that you heard Norman Osborn did Gwen Stacey- oh right that actually happened.

#21 Posted by Wolfrazer (7730 posts) - - Show Bio

Rip off Power Girl's outfit in public leaving her naked- Reward: Dating PG.

#22 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@Wolfrazer said:

Rip off Power Girl's outfit in public leaving her naked- Reward: seeing power-girl naked.

Fixed.

#23 Posted by Wolfrazer (7730 posts) - - Show Bio
@laflux said:

@Wolfrazer said:

Rip off Power Girl's outfit in public leaving her naked- Reward: seeing power-girl naked.

Fixed.

But if your dating her, you'd be able to see her naked anyway. :P
#24 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@Wolfrazer: True, but seeing her naked would be reward enough in itself for me

#25 Posted by clemj (817 posts) - - Show Bio

tell rorschach you were one of the guys who did his mother -reward: slow death 

#26 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14340 posts) - - Show Bio

Telling Midnighter your homophobic and that he disgusts you to his face. Reward= Governer of a southern state of US and probable death.

#27 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@EdwardWindsor said:

Telling Midnighter your homophobic and that he disgusts you to his face. Reward= Governer of a southern state of US and probable death.

#28 Edited by mettlekm (417 posts) - - Show Bio

tell White Queen - "you're pretty... almost as pretty as jean gray" - reward is lobotomy

tell submariner - "i pooped in the ocean" - reclamation of that poop, the hard way

hulk, you're strong, but strongest there is?? nah.

daken, your dad seems nice... how's your mom doing?

#29 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@mettlekm said:

tell White Queen - "you're pretty... almost as pretty as jean gray" - reward is lobotomy

tell submariner - "i pooped in the ocean" - reclamation of that poop, the hard way

hulk, you're strong, but strongest there is?? nah.

daken, your dad seems nice... how's your mom doing?

Awesome