The following are dares in following order of reward, risk and bad-assery.
1. Call Captain America an old has-been, with an skewed perception of life based on american imperialism. The only reason why he is still alive is that half the superhuman community has a man crush on him. Say Bucky is soo bad he makes Cap look good Reward- free food for a year.
2. Call She-hulk a loose whore who got rejected by wolverine cause he didn't want cain marko's sloppy seconds. Reward- 10,000 pounds
3. Call Midnighter a Psychopathic B**tard, who only kills people gleefully cause to hide the fact that he is gay and ashamed of his second rate superman husband, Who you swear you saw checking out Green lantern. Then to finish off, say you seduced his adopted daughter, stole her money and kicked her out of your apartment- just because you could.
Reward State of the art funeral worth 1,000,000 pounds. 2 million pounds if you survive.
you get no powers. Do you DARE.......
P.S cut me some slack, i've had a few glasses of wine.
P.S.S feel free to add anymore dares if you want.