superhero pickup lines

what pick up lines do you think comic book characters would use

Captain America - Good day, mam.

batman: my parents are dead, my boys are: in the circus, dead then a psycho, a douche and dead by my ex and i have a cow in my man cave................ wanna bone? i have a lot of money.

hercules my chest isnt the only thing thats big and hairy.

Spider-Man: "I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?"

Flash: ya know? I'm the fastest man alive?

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Hal Jordan: My Will isn't the only thing that's unbreakable.

Superman: They don't call me the Man of Steel for nothing.

Wonder Woman: I'll tie you up with my lasso of truth and show how an Amazon fight's (wink,wink,nudge,nudge)

Flash: I'm not called the Fastest Man Alive for nothing.

Hulk: Hulk will show you why he Strongest There Is.

Thor: They don't call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.

Spider-Man: Women usually say I'm Amazing, Spectacular and Sensational in bed.

Iron Man: Names Tony Stark Billionaire Play Boy I'm Iron Man...you know you want to sleep with me.

Captain America: I represent America for a reason ;)

@jedixman

Is the champion of this sort of thing.

Neither in Brightest Day nor Blackest Night has a girl like you met my sight.

There, I said it.

Wolverine: "I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do best, isn't very nice". *Opens pants*

Wolverine- "They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the boner."

@jedixman: ok ill give it to you that was a good one

@jedixman: lmfao

Batman: You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises

@ultrastarkiller: hahahaha.... We have a winner.

@breadspread: Lol U know it

@allstarsuperman said:

Isn't that actually a turn-off?

Daredevil as Matt: Wait 'til you see the stick that I don't use for walking.

Hi, i'm Batman.

@gunmetalgreyHow?

ERMAHGERD...I'm totally trying that one out xD

@theincrediblesuperhulk8642: 'cause Fastest Man Alive means he's also the fastest man to "finish", if you know what I mean.

@gunmetalgrey: maybe not maybe he can "Finish" at normal speed but he does the "Motions" fastest

Flash: Girl can you access the speed force, because you've been running through my mind all day

Nightwing: Name's Dick Grayson, Nuff said.

Classic....LMAO...