Super Hero your momma joke's

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Yo mama's so fat... Odin declared her as a new Realm.

Yo mama's so fat... her head is as big as M.O.D.O.K.'s.

Yo mama's so dumb.... she kicked Black Bolt in the b***s.

Yo mama's so ugly... Mojo killed himself.

Yo mama's so fat... when she fell, Flash didn't even try to run away.

Yo mama's so ugly... Scarecrow died of a heart attack.

Yo mama's so big.... Hal Jordan's ring fell off when asked if he could help her stand up.

Yo mama's so nasty... when she spread her legs, even Kilowag wouldn't eat that.

Yo mama's so ugly.... after one look Martian Manhunter set his eyes on fire.

Your mama so fat she stopped bullets with her belly

give joke to batman, see results

@mr.drac said:

Yo mama's so fat... she has to use Absorbing Man as a tampon

Yo mama's so fat... She's the best at what she does, and what she does is eat.

Well done!

These are the first jokes I've ever made up!

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Bruce Wayne: Sure.

Me: Yo mama-

BAT-KICK

Yo mama's such a crackhead she could be Green Arrow's sidekick.

Looking at yo mama is more painful to Superman than Kryptonite.

Cyclops needs a second layer of headgear so he can't see yo mama.

Yo mama was too good to be a yellow lantern, her face is far scarier than them all combined.

Yo Momma so fat, when Rob Liefeld didn't draw her feet, she didn't mind, cause she aint seen her feet in 30 years.  
 
Yo Momma so ugly, Greg Land can't even trace her face without snapping his pencil.  
 
Yo Momma so dumb she invested her life savings in Marvel No Prizes.  
 
Yo Momma so fat after Galactus fed on her he retired from the game and died from obesity.  
 
Yo Momma so dumb she though Soulja Boy invented Superman.  
 
Yo Momma so ugly not even Batman was prepared to look at her.   

@nickzambuto: lmao this is probably one of the better jokes on this thread

the only time yo momma lifts weights is when she stands up

yo momma is so ugly, she can crack vibranium

Yo momma is so dirty, the presence won't lay hands on her

yo momma is so fat, that when she joined S.H.I.E.L.D, they added an s to the end

In Infinite Crisis, Superman held up a falling skyscraper. Yo momma was falling at the same time, but she wasn't saved because superman wanted to take it easy on his back.

Yo momma is so fat that psychics have to look a week ahead just to see all of her

yo momma is so fat that nightcrawler has to take multiple trips just to get all of her

yo momma is so triphulin and dirty, that when the human torch flies by her, she stinks up half of new york

when yo momma is wrapped up by wonderwoman's lasso (don't know how she got it all the way around), yo momma starts crying because the lasso starts telling the truth

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