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#1 Posted by Crimsonutcase (42 posts) - - Show Bio

Been trying to think of some, for what ever reason

so far all i got is 'your momma's so fat even galactus can't finish her'

#2 Edited by Enosisik (1153 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma so fat She uses Cap's shield as a plate... Yo momma so dumb she thought Clark Kent was Batman.... Yo momma so ugly Thanos became immortal just so he wouldn't have to see her in death.... Yo momma so fat the Blob moves out of her way...Yo momma so ugly her face could stop juggernaut .... Yo momma so dumb she looked in her closet to find Jeans Gray..... Yo momma so dumb she thought Black Panther got his powers from Battle Cat...

#3 Posted by Billy Batson (58023 posts) - - Show Bio

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#4 Posted by Mr_Winchester (708 posts) - - Show Bio
@Enosisik said:
Yo momma so fat She uses Cap's shield as a plate... Yo momma so dumb she thought Clark Kent was Batman.... Yo momma so ugly Thanos became immortal just so he wouldn't have to see her in death.... Yo momma so fat the Blob moves out of her way...Yo momma so ugly her face could stop juggernaut .... Yo momma so dumb she looked in her closet to find Jeans Gray..... Yo momma so dumb she thought Black Panther got his powers from Battle Cat...
lol that Juggernaut one was brilliant.
#5 Posted by Enosisik (1153 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma so old , she used to baby sit Apocolyps ... Yo momma so crazy , she goes to Sentry for counseling... Yo momma so dumb during the summer she thought she got bit by a Magneto... Yo momma so dumb she thought David Hasslehoff played Samuel L Jackson ....

#6 Posted by Mr_Winchester (708 posts) - - Show Bio
@Enosisik said:
Yo momma so old , she used to baby sit Apocolyps ... Yo momma so crazy , she goes to Sentry for counseling... Yo momma so dumb during the summer she thought she got bit by a Magneto... Yo momma so dumb she thought David Hasslehoff played Samuel L Jackson ....
HAHA keeping going dude this aint getting old.
#7 Posted by Enosisik (1153 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma so dumb she ran to the grocery store to save uncle Ben..... Yo momma is so dumb i heard her say i wonder what boy was robin Batman..

#8 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5587 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

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#9 Edited by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

This is fantastic "pun intended"

Yo Mama's so ugly the even Morlocks won't take her.

#10 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5587 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

This is fantastic "pun intended"

Yo Mama's so ugly the even Morlocks won't take her.

Thanks. And daaamn..thats a ugly b$tch! Lol. Your mama's so dumb she hooked her telephone up to her desk top be cuz she thought she could really reach Spider-Man on his ''web-line"

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#11 Posted by gravitypress (2069 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Mamma's so nice she could make the Punisher feel guilty. Yo Mamma's so wise she could lecture Odin. Yo Mamma's so supportive she could make Plasticman feel important.

#12 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

@Guardiandevil83 said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

This is fantastic "pun intended"

Yo Mama's so ugly the even Morlocks won't take her.

Thanks. And daaamn..thats a ugly b$tch! Lol. Your mama's so dumb she hooked her telephone up to her desk top be cuz she thought she could really reach Spider-Man on his ''web-line"

OH SNAP!

Yo mama so stupid that Xavier couldn't mind F^&k her, there was nothing there, but static.

#13 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5587 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so stupid she thought Xmen Origins Wolverine was Hugh's actual autobiography.

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#14 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5587 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama's so stupid she thought Vibranium was something they put in Dildos to make em move.

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#15 Posted by Decept-O (7277 posts) - - Show Bio

@Enosisik:

"Yo momma so dumb during the summer she thought she got bit by a Magneto"...L..M...A..O..@Guardiandevil83 said:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

Love it!

#16 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5587 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decept-O said:

@Enosisik:

"Yo momma so dumb during the summer she thought she got bit by a Magneto"...L..M...A..O..@Guardiandevil83 said:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

Love it!

Thanks! I'm sensitive about my ish. This site is like therapy to me.

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#17 Posted by The Stegman (24373 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma such a hoe, she went in to a comic shop just to catch a glimpse at a Giant Sized Man-Thing.

#18 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5587 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

Yo momma such a hoe, she went in to a comic shop just to catch a glimpse at a Giant Sized Man-Thing.

OOOOOO BURN! Yo mamas so fat she wrote a fan letter to Superman describing how she'd always wanted to fly. Superman shows up to your house and sees your mother. Shes like ''Ok I'm ready." Superman say's ''How strong do you think I am!?!

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#19 Posted by JonSmith (3996 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma's so dumb, Hulk beat her in a spelling bee.

Yo momma eats so much, Reed Richards tried to use the Ultimate Nullifier on her.

Yo momma so ugly, Deadpool said "Nope."

Yo momma so dirty, even Punisher won't kill her.

Yo momma so dumb, she ate some seafood in front of Namor.

Yo momma so hairy, Beast said, "Damn."

How am I doing?

#20 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5587 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith said:

Yo momma's so dumb, Hulk beat her in a spelling bee.

Yo momma eats so much, Reed Richards tried to use the Ultimate Nullifier on her.

Yo momma so ugly, Deadpool said "Nope."

Yo momma so dirty, even Punisher won't kill her.

Yo momma so dumb, she ate some seafood in front of Namor.

Yo momma so hairy, Beast said, "Damn."

How am I doing?

Love the Deadpool! lol

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#21 Posted by The Stegman (24373 posts) - - Show Bio
@Guardiandevil83:  
 


@The Stegman said:

Yo momma such a hoe, she went in to a comic shop just to catch a glimpse at a Giant Sized Man-Thing.

OOOOOO BURN! Yo mamas so fat she wrote a fan letter to Superman describing how she'd always wanted to fly. Superman shows up to your house and sees your mother. Shes like ''Ok I'm ready." Superman say's ''How strong do you think I am!?! 

Yo momma so dumb she bought a flashlight to the movies when you said you were watching the Dark Knight.
#22 Posted by cuddles666 (310 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith said:

Yo momma's so dumb, Hulk beat her in a spelling bee.

Yo momma eats so much, Reed Richards tried to use the Ultimate Nullifier on her.

Yo momma so ugly, Deadpool said "Nope."

Yo momma so dirty, even Punisher won't kill her.

Yo momma so dumb, she ate some seafood in front of Namor.

Yo momma so hairy, Beast said, "Damn."

How am I doing?

Damn! 8D

#23 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5587 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

@Guardiandevil83:

@The Stegman said:

Yo momma such a hoe, she went in to a comic shop just to catch a glimpse at a Giant Sized Man-Thing.

OOOOOO BURN! Yo mamas so fat she wrote a fan letter to Superman describing how she'd always wanted to fly. Superman shows up to your house and sees your mother. Shes like ''Ok I'm ready." Superman say's ''How strong do you think I am!?!

Yo momma so dumb she bought a flashlight to the movies when you said you were watching the Dark Knight.

I'ma kill it!! Yo mama...is soooooo useless...she makes Bob from Hydra...look like Taskmaster. Thread lmao!!

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#24 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2796 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mommas so old she took vandal savages virginity!

#25 Posted by Decept-O (7277 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman: Love it!

#26 Posted by Decept-O (7277 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman: You're killing me. Good one.

#27 Posted by Superguy0009e (2265 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Momma so Ugly, her Avengers codename is Widow.

#28 Posted by DChero (136 posts) - - Show Bio

yo momma so old, she was the inspiration for the Red skull's character design.

yo momma so ugly, she's the real reason why Scarlet Witch said "...no more mutants"

yo momma so ashy, Ben Grimm even said she needed some lotion.

#29 Posted by YoungJustice (6841 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma so fat, Blob said she had too lose some weight.

#30 Posted by Enosisik (1153 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma so dumb she thought Ice-man was a member of N.W.A.

#31 Posted by JonSmith (3996 posts) - - Show Bio

To continue...

Yo momma so crazy, even Joker won't mess with her.

Yo momma so stuck up, she made Doctor Doom feel humble.

Yo momma so evil, Mephisto sold his soul to HER.

Yo momma so filthy, Swamp Thing suggested she take a bath.

Yo momma so old, Galactus calls her mommy.

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?

Wait no! I didn't mean it! I swear! It was a joke!

#32 Posted by joshuagamer (634 posts) - - Show Bio

to the luke cage kid: yo momma is so ugly that the mayor made her retire to reduce ny heart attack rates

to batman: yo momma is so...did you just punch me... i was about to say pretty

to superman: yo momma is so ashy- that's it

to rorscach: yo momma is such a freak that she has to rubberband her vagina together

to luke cage: yo momma is so black and so loose that we used her to learn about black wholes

#33 Edited by joshuagamer (634 posts) - - Show Bio

yo momma is so useless brian michael bendis won't write about her

yo momma's vagina's so funky galactus won't eat it

yo momma has so many stds that the suicide slum doesn't want her

yo momma so fat amanda waller gives her diet tips

when doomsday tell's death that she'll have to come if he does yo momma, she says f@#$ it

#34 Edited by BatCow (70 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma is so ugly, the Black Lantern rings came for her during Blackest Night.

#35 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20239 posts) - - Show Bio

"Be water my friend"

#36 Edited by Stronger (4948 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma's such a slut,Starfire said 'Da fuq'.

Yo momma's so ugly,she made Deadpool's face seem like plastic surgery.

Yo momma's so fat,she made Blob seem like a fitness model.

Yo momma's so dumb she made Impossible Man say 'That's impossible'.

Yo momma's so crazy that when Joker met her,he started group therapy sessions.

Yo momma's so ugly,she made Batwoman go straight.

#37 Posted by BatCow (70 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma is so fat, the Hulk isn't the only one called the World Breaker.

#38 Posted by mr.drac (224 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Mama so ugly,.. even Tony Stark couldn't get drunk enough to bang her.

Yo Mama so fat... her nickname is "Big Bertha".

Yo Mama so fat... even Batman couldn't figure out where she begins.

Yo Mama so stupid.. she though Batman & Robin was a good movie.

Yo Mama so fat.. she won against Volstagg in a pie eating contest.

Yo Mama so hairy... Wendigo lent her his razor.

#39 Posted by Crimsonutcase (42 posts) - - Show Bio

They have all been awesome :D

#40 Posted by laflux (15896 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshuagamer said:

to the luke cage kid: yo momma is so ugly that the mayor made her retire to reduce ny heart attack rates

to batman: yo momma is so...did you just punch me... i was about to say pretty

to superman: yo momma is so ashy- that's it

to rorscach: yo momma is such a freak that she has to rubberband her vagina together

to luke cage: yo momma is so black and so loose that we used her to learn about black wholes

#41 Posted by Ms. Omega (4469 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol best thread ever.

#42 Posted by mr.drac (224 posts) - - Show Bio

bump

#43 Posted by YoungJustice (6841 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma so stupid she hired Solomon Grundy as a tutor.

#44 Posted by Superguy0009e (2265 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Mama so UGLY, Dr.Doom gave her his extra mask.

#46 Posted by nickzambuto (13658 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so ugly she gave Matt Murdock sight, then took it right back.

#47 Posted by Crimsonutcase (42 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Momma's vagina is so stretchy..it out stretches plastics man

#48 Posted by Mr_Winchester (708 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok here goes: 
 
Yo Mama is so ugly her face is what killed the Waynes and Uncle Ben.

#49 Posted by Crimsonutcase (42 posts) - - Show Bio

I DEMAND MORE YOUR MOMMA JOKES!

#50 Edited by mr.drac (224 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama's so fat... she has to use Absorbing Man as a tampon

Yo mama's so fat... Bane couldn't even break her skin

Yo mama's so stupid...so made Hulk look like Reed Richards

Yo mama's so fat... Matter Eater Lad got full

Yo mama's so fat... She's the best at what she does, and what she does is eat.

Yo mama's so ugly... one look turned Grey Gargoyle to stone

Yo mama's so poor... D-Man gave her a dollar