Super Hero your momma joke's

Been trying to think of some, for what ever reason

so far all i got is 'your momma's so fat even galactus can't finish her'

Yo momma so fat She uses Cap's shield as a plate... Yo momma so dumb she thought Clark Kent was Batman.... Yo momma so ugly Thanos became immortal just so he wouldn't have to see her in death.... Yo momma so fat the Blob moves out of her way...Yo momma so ugly her face could stop juggernaut .... Yo momma so dumb she looked in her closet to find Jeans Gray..... Yo momma so dumb she thought Black Panther got his powers from Battle Cat...

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Yo momma so fat She uses Cap's shield as a plate... Yo momma so dumb she thought Clark Kent was Batman.... Yo momma so ugly Thanos became immortal just so he wouldn't have to see her in death.... Yo momma so fat the Blob moves out of her way...Yo momma so ugly her face could stop juggernaut .... Yo momma so dumb she looked in her closet to find Jeans Gray..... Yo momma so dumb she thought Black Panther got his powers from Battle Cat...

Yo momma so old , she used to baby sit Apocolyps ... Yo momma so crazy , she goes to Sentry for counseling... Yo momma so dumb during the summer she thought she got bit by a Magneto... Yo momma so dumb she thought David Hasslehoff played Samuel L Jackson ....

Yo momma so old , she used to baby sit Apocolyps ... Yo momma so crazy , she goes to Sentry for counseling... Yo momma so dumb during the summer she thought she got bit by a Magneto... Yo momma so dumb she thought David Hasslehoff played Samuel L Jackson ....

Yo momma so dumb she ran to the grocery store to save uncle Ben..... Yo momma is so dumb i heard her say i wonder what boy was robin Batman..

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

This is fantastic "pun intended"

Yo Mama's so ugly the even Morlocks won't take her.

@Blood1991 said:

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

This is fantastic "pun intended"

Yo Mama's so ugly the even Morlocks won't take her.

Thanks. And daaamn..thats a ugly b$tch! Lol. Your mama's so dumb she hooked her telephone up to her desk top be cuz she thought she could really reach Spider-Man on his ''web-line"

Yo Mamma's so nice she could make the Punisher feel guilty. Yo Mamma's so wise she could lecture Odin. Yo Mamma's so supportive she could make Plasticman feel important.

@Guardiandevil83 said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

This is fantastic "pun intended"

Yo Mama's so ugly the even Morlocks won't take her.

Thanks. And daaamn..thats a ugly b$tch! Lol. Your mama's so dumb she hooked her telephone up to her desk top be cuz she thought she could really reach Spider-Man on his ''web-line"

OH SNAP!

Yo mama so stupid that Xavier couldn't mind F^&k her, there was nothing there, but static.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Xmen Origins Wolverine was Hugh's actual autobiography.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought Vibranium was something they put in Dildos to make em move.

@Enosisik:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

Love it!

@Decept-O said:

@Enosisik:

"Yo momma so dumb during the summer she thought she got bit by a Magneto"...L..M...A..O..@Guardiandevil83 said:

Yo mamas so raggedy you can tell she's had it rough. I said ''Hows life been treating you?" she said ''it's Ben Grimm."

Love it!

Thanks! I'm sensitive about my ish. This site is like therapy to me.

Yo momma such a hoe, she went in to a comic shop just to catch a glimpse at a Giant Sized Man-Thing.

@The Stegman said:

Yo momma such a hoe, she went in to a comic shop just to catch a glimpse at a Giant Sized Man-Thing.

OOOOOO BURN! Yo mamas so fat she wrote a fan letter to Superman describing how she'd always wanted to fly. Superman shows up to your house and sees your mother. Shes like ''Ok I'm ready." Superman say's ''How strong do you think I am!?!

Yo momma's so dumb, Hulk beat her in a spelling bee.

Yo momma eats so much, Reed Richards tried to use the Ultimate Nullifier on her.

Yo momma so ugly, Deadpool said "Nope."

Yo momma so dirty, even Punisher won't kill her.

Yo momma so dumb, she ate some seafood in front of Namor.

Yo momma so hairy, Beast said, "Damn."

How am I doing?

@JonSmith said:

Yo momma's so dumb, Hulk beat her in a spelling bee.

Yo momma eats so much, Reed Richards tried to use the Ultimate Nullifier on her.

Yo momma so ugly, Deadpool said "Nope."

Yo momma so dirty, even Punisher won't kill her.

Yo momma so dumb, she ate some seafood in front of Namor.

Yo momma so hairy, Beast said, "Damn."

How am I doing?

Love the Deadpool! lol

@The Stegman said:

Yo momma such a hoe, she went in to a comic shop just to catch a glimpse at a Giant Sized Man-Thing.

OOOOOO BURN! Yo mamas so fat she wrote a fan letter to Superman describing how she'd always wanted to fly. Superman shows up to your house and sees your mother. Shes like ''Ok I'm ready." Superman say's ''How strong do you think I am!?! 

@JonSmith said:

Yo momma's so dumb, Hulk beat her in a spelling bee.

Yo momma eats so much, Reed Richards tried to use the Ultimate Nullifier on her.

Yo momma so ugly, Deadpool said "Nope."

Yo momma so dirty, even Punisher won't kill her.

Yo momma so dumb, she ate some seafood in front of Namor.

Yo momma so hairy, Beast said, "Damn."

How am I doing?

Damn! 8D

@The Stegman said:

@Guardiandevil83:

@The Stegman said:

Yo momma such a hoe, she went in to a comic shop just to catch a glimpse at a Giant Sized Man-Thing.

OOOOOO BURN! Yo mamas so fat she wrote a fan letter to Superman describing how she'd always wanted to fly. Superman shows up to your house and sees your mother. Shes like ''Ok I'm ready." Superman say's ''How strong do you think I am!?!

Yo momma so dumb she bought a flashlight to the movies when you said you were watching the Dark Knight.

I'ma kill it!! Yo mama...is soooooo useless...she makes Bob from Hydra...look like Taskmaster. Thread lmao!!

Yo mommas so old she took vandal savages virginity!

@The Stegman: Love it!

@The Stegman: You're killing me. Good one.

Yo Momma so Ugly, her Avengers codename is Widow.

yo momma so old, she was the inspiration for the Red skull's character design.

yo momma so ugly, she's the real reason why Scarlet Witch said "...no more mutants"

yo momma so ashy, Ben Grimm even said she needed some lotion.

Yo momma so fat, Blob said she had too lose some weight.

Yo momma so dumb she thought Ice-man was a member of N.W.A.

To continue...

Yo momma so crazy, even Joker won't mess with her.

Yo momma so stuck up, she made Doctor Doom feel humble.

Yo momma so evil, Mephisto sold his soul to HER.

Yo momma so filthy, Swamp Thing suggested she take a bath.

Yo momma so old, Galactus calls her mommy.

Wait no! I didn't mean it! I swear! It was a joke!

to the luke cage kid: yo momma is so ugly that the mayor made her retire to reduce ny heart attack rates

to batman: yo momma is so...did you just punch me... i was about to say pretty

to superman: yo momma is so ashy- that's it

to rorscach: yo momma is such a freak that she has to rubberband her vagina together

to luke cage: yo momma is so black and so loose that we used her to learn about black wholes

yo momma is so useless brian michael bendis won't write about her

yo momma's vagina's so funky galactus won't eat it

yo momma has so many stds that the suicide slum doesn't want her

yo momma so fat amanda waller gives her diet tips

when doomsday tell's death that she'll have to come if he does yo momma, she says f@#$ it

Yo momma is so ugly, the Black Lantern rings came for her during Blackest Night.

"Be water my friend"

Yo momma's such a slut,Starfire said 'Da fuq'.

Yo momma's so ugly,she made Deadpool's face seem like plastic surgery.

Yo momma's so fat,she made Blob seem like a fitness model.

Yo momma's so dumb she made Impossible Man say 'That's impossible'.

Yo momma's so crazy that when Joker met her,he started group therapy sessions.

Yo momma's so ugly,she made Batwoman go straight.

Yo momma is so fat, the Hulk isn't the only one called the World Breaker.

Yo Mama so ugly,.. even Tony Stark couldn't get drunk enough to bang her.

Yo Mama so fat... her nickname is "Big Bertha".

Yo Mama so fat... even Batman couldn't figure out where she begins.

Yo Mama so stupid.. she though Batman & Robin was a good movie.

Yo Mama so fat.. she won against Volstagg in a pie eating contest.

Yo Mama so hairy... Wendigo lent her his razor.

They have all been awesome :D

@joshuagamer said:

to the luke cage kid: yo momma is so ugly that the mayor made her retire to reduce ny heart attack rates

to batman: yo momma is so...did you just punch me... i was about to say pretty

to superman: yo momma is so ashy- that's it

to rorscach: yo momma is such a freak that she has to rubberband her vagina together

to luke cage: yo momma is so black and so loose that we used her to learn about black wholes

Lol best thread ever.

bump

Yo momma so stupid she hired Solomon Grundy as a tutor.

Yo Mama so UGLY, Dr.Doom gave her his extra mask.

Yo mama so ugly she gave Matt Murdock sight, then took it right back.

Yo Momma's vagina is so stretchy..it out stretches plastics man

Ok here goes: 
 
Yo Mama is so ugly her face is what killed the Waynes and Uncle Ben.

I DEMAND MORE YOUR MOMMA JOKES!

Yo mama's so fat... she has to use Absorbing Man as a tampon

Yo mama's so fat... Bane couldn't even break her skin

Yo mama's so stupid...so made Hulk look like Reed Richards

Yo mama's so fat... Matter Eater Lad got full

Yo mama's so fat... She's the best at what she does, and what she does is eat.

Yo mama's so ugly... one look turned Grey Gargoyle to stone

Yo mama's so poor... D-Man gave her a dollar