Stupidpowers!?

As a longtime Legion of Superheroes fan, I've dealt with my share of useless superpowers (not to single out anyone, Matter-Eater Lad, Bouncing Boy, or one-time candidate Antennae Lad).  Not everyone can be Superman, but even he has had his share of lesser known super powers.  Aside from super-ventriloquism and other powers highlighted in G-Man's Off My Mind, what other inane and useless super powers have you encountered in your readings?  What totally useless super powers can you come up with?
 

" Liquidfication.... honestly I think all super powers are cool. but turning into water....thats just sad.... "

" @Doctor!!!!! said:

" Liquidfication.... honestly I think all super powers are cool. but turning into water....thats just sad.... "

Turning into water that can morph and do awesome things isn't. Hydro-man. :P "

Ugh I can't remember this girls name, but she has like extra mouths on the palms of her hands and shoulders.... That is her only power they don't even do anything interesting.

" Ugh I can't remember this girls name, but she has like extra mouths on the palms of her hands and shoulders.... That is her only power they don't even do anything interesting. "

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I love that comment: "Gasp!  How is it possible for a human being to eat metal...and live?!"  Hilarious. "

In my opinion, just to have a superpower would be nice, period.  So to make a departing gesture from what most people say, let me remind us of just what its like to not have superpowers.  By the way, I just COULD'NT resist this hilarious cutaway.