#1 Posted by Brazen_Intellect (1157 posts) - - Show Bio

In a tongue in cheek jab at the rash of respect threads....

1 - He has at least a 4 pack in the ab department

2 - He knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

3 - He is a Blue Belt in two martial arts (never mind it was a decade ago)

4 - He is like..wicked smart (just read his posts)

5 - The scans of him are so awesome, the site simply cannot handle them

6 - He is the self proclaimed Elder Sage of the Vine

7 - Is a white man that can actually dance

8 - Can defeat Batman without prep

9 - Tried to use a real picture as avatar and the site rejected it for being too sexy

10 - Is actually Superior Spider-Man