If the Celestials or some such fictional force travelled the "bleed",(authority) to our universe and offered to bestow powers on our champions ie celebrities. Which one would you pick? What would be their power and new hero identity?
If you make a corny one to poke fun at someone who is in the tabloids or whatever at least make it creative and funny to other people than yourself. And i know you don't know if it's funny to anyone else before they read it, so why risk it just make a cool one instead.