Q. Why Comicvine Trolls are Terrible Trolls

I think that they are terrible trolls because they can't do it right. They just can't make the troll thread well. Their are plenty of better trolls on other websites. I hate Comicvine Trolls.

I should make a guide to trolling

Write that sh%t man. These trolls need a manual on how to troll the right way!

Screw trolls, we need more CLOWNS in this joint! ^_^

@jokergeist: Agreed

@wolverine08:

first rule of trolling: don't start a new topic. troll an existing one. you don't come off as obvious that way

Go TrollNation Go?

AmazonieSPL

How about instead of better trolls we just have better posters?

@fallschirmjager: I'm a horrible troll, I have no purpose *cries in corner

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That's right, keep beating that dead horse!!!!!

@norrinboltagonprime21: I love beating dead horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just put this on my christmas list.

@mitran: Wh-What makes you say that, you have no proof of that.

I use to be notorious at trolling when I played MMO's. General Chat was my canvas :3

@battle_forum_junkie: @arturocalakayvee: Here's the Christmas Poster you ordered.

@fallschirmjager: I won't give up I will become the best troll ever. I'm off to Tumblr

I think it's due to the fact that a good amount of viners are so misinformed about characters, that their opinions and pseudo expertise appear as trolling and many of the more knowledgeable people just come to accept that. Thereby lumping in the actual trolls with these newbies out of association. Obviously I'm speaking about the Battles board of course..

So does the workers from Office Space!!!!!

@616vulture: Reddit is pretty good too.

Meh.

@jokergeist: @juiceboks: @fallschirmjager: @norrinboltagonprime21: @616vulture: @cable_extreme i think i could be the best troll on here. i already did a Wally West vs Loeb force rulk. i think with the propper guidance i could be a troll

watch Bob the Hydra Agent Curbstomps deathstroke so hard it creates the big bang and the universe is created (that took about 1 and 1/2 seconds!)

@kidman560: Try calling this number 1-800-EGG-YOLK.

What is a troll?

It's funny because HE'S trolling! Irony! :)

They really are awful tho

@jokergeist: 1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE (name the movie that is from i dare you!)

the number smart one.

@mitran said:

@kidman560 said:

@mitran said:

@kidman560: That is from The Dark Knight. That isn't hard at all.

the number smart one.

I don't think I've ever seen a smart One in a movie. Though I'm hoping this guy can get a role like that soon.

really cuz to me you look like a number two if you know what i mean?

@mitran: Haha, I'm the only One who understood that joke x)

@mitran: I use it a lot less than I used Two.

@mitran: I......I can't remember. I hit my head on an oak Three the other day.

@mitran: Good idea. High Five!

@fallschirmjager: Make it, bro!

@jokergeist: maybe you lost it when you got six and had to throw up and die on it. oh too far? my bad!

What....what is going on.....

@616vulture: The trolls on Comicvine are still nowhere near as bad as the ones on YouTube ¬_¬

Maybe instead of picking on trolls all the time and just telling them to get out you could achieve more desirable results by conditioning their responses and artificially selecting for the more intelligent trolls. By doing so you could breed out the terribad trolls and replace them with superior trolls who know how to do it right. Then when you get trolled you won't even realize it until about halfway through because the initial concept will come off as rational by virtue of being infused by a intelligent demeanor beyond the comprehension of the everyman, creating a knee-jerk agree response from the reader (ie. you) who does not follow the premise yet pretends to agree out of embarrassment and a tendency to assume intelligence and good-naturedness go hand in hand. Like this. Is this post about anything? By the time you've gotten to this part you'll probably have realized that the third sentence of this paragraph could have been summed up in ten words or less, but that's only if you understood what that sentence was getting at in the first place. Are you still reading this? There's nothing here for you Or is there O.o?, go back where you came from. If you read this you didn't do it right.

This is a good thing though, right?