Okay, so which is worse?

Both are bad ways to go and both would be over ion a matter of seconds.

I would rather not be about to be heat-beamed by Superman. It is going to hurt a bunch until he burns through your nerve endings.

I could dodge Hulks ground-pound attack and the resulting shock-wave would likely render me unconscious and then I would not even feel the end coming.

Watches the Avengers again... I'm going with Superman.

@TheSwordsman said:

I would rather not be about to be heat-beamed by Superman. It is going to hurt a bunch until he burns through your nerve endings.

I could dodge Hulks ground-pound attack and the resulting shock-wave would likely render me unconscious and then I would not even feel the end coming.

Its not going to hurt at all, you'll be dead before you can notice it. You wouldn't be able to dodge the Hulk, he's not slow at all.

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

I would rather not be about to be heat-beamed by Superman. It is going to hurt a bunch until he burns through your nerve endings.

I could dodge Hulks ground-pound attack and the resulting shock-wave would likely render me unconscious and then I would not even feel the end coming.

Its not going to hurt at all, you'll be dead before you can notice it. You wouldn't be able to dodge the Hulk, he's not slow at all.

Nah. the heat beams will hurt, if even for a moment.

I would be be able to dodge that attack. It is obvious where he is going to strike. I am not slow at all either.

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

I would rather not be about to be heat-beamed by Superman. It is going to hurt a bunch until he burns through your nerve endings.

I could dodge Hulks ground-pound attack and the resulting shock-wave would likely render me unconscious and then I would not even feel the end coming.

Its not going to hurt at all, you'll be dead before you can notice it. You wouldn't be able to dodge the Hulk, he's not slow at all.

Nah. the heat beams will hurt, if even for a moment.

I would be be able to dodge that attack. It is obvious where he is going to strike. I am not slow at all either.

Unless your Olympic level, you're not going to be able to. And it won't hurt, you'll be disintegrated before you can react.

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

I would rather not be about to be heat-beamed by Superman. It is going to hurt a bunch until he burns through your nerve endings.

I could dodge Hulks ground-pound attack and the resulting shock-wave would likely render me unconscious and then I would not even feel the end coming.

Its not going to hurt at all, you'll be dead before you can notice it. You wouldn't be able to dodge the Hulk, he's not slow at all.

Nah. the heat beams will hurt, if even for a moment.

I would be be able to dodge that attack. It is obvious where he is going to strike. I am not slow at all either.

Unless your Olympic level, you're not going to be able to. And it won't hurt, you'll be disintegrated before you can react.

I am indeed Olympic level but that is irrelevant; unskilled people with average or slighly above average physical abilities have dodged Hulks blows. Rick Jones dodged them all the time. It will hurt being heat-beamed if only for a moment and the disintegration depends on if he uses it wide-beamed or narrow. If narrow then it will only lance through.

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

I would rather not be about to be heat-beamed by Superman. It is going to hurt a bunch until he burns through your nerve endings.

I could dodge Hulks ground-pound attack and the resulting shock-wave would likely render me unconscious and then I would not even feel the end coming.

Its not going to hurt at all, you'll be dead before you can notice it. You wouldn't be able to dodge the Hulk, he's not slow at all.

Nah. the heat beams will hurt, if even for a moment.

I would be be able to dodge that attack. It is obvious where he is going to strike. I am not slow at all either.

Unless your Olympic level, you're not going to be able to. And it won't hurt, you'll be disintegrated before you can react.

I am indeed Olympic level but that is irrelevant; unskilled people with average or slighly above average physical abilities have dodged Hulks blows. Rick Jones dodged them all the time. It will hurt being heat-beamed if only for a moment and the disintegration depends on if he uses it wide-beamed or narrow. If narrow then it will only lance through.

If he's determined to fry you, he's going to be using as much as he can.

And then he thunderclaps you, you're stunned and beats you to death while you're helpless? Even if you were unconscious, it would be worse.

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

I would rather not be about to be heat-beamed by Superman. It is going to hurt a bunch until he burns through your nerve endings.

I could dodge Hulks ground-pound attack and the resulting shock-wave would likely render me unconscious and then I would not even feel the end coming.

Its not going to hurt at all, you'll be dead before you can notice it. You wouldn't be able to dodge the Hulk, he's not slow at all.

Nah. the heat beams will hurt, if even for a moment.

I would be be able to dodge that attack. It is obvious where he is going to strike. I am not slow at all either.

Unless your Olympic level, you're not going to be able to. And it won't hurt, you'll be disintegrated before you can react.

I am indeed Olympic level but that is irrelevant; unskilled people with average or slighly above average physical abilities have dodged Hulks blows. Rick Jones dodged them all the time. It will hurt being heat-beamed if only for a moment and the disintegration depends on if he uses it wide-beamed or narrow. If narrow then it will only lance through.

If he's determined to fry you, he's going to be using as much as he can.

And then he thunderclaps you, you're stunned and beats you to death while you're helpless? Even if you were unconscious, it would be worse.

Whether or not he is using as much as he can it will hurt, if even for a moment. And if he used as much as he can he would destroy millions of people. He is smart enough to know that he would not need to go all out to kill one human. He is actually quite intelligent.

Either way I could still dodge his initial blow. And a thunderclap will most likely render me unconscious. And, no, being killed by one blow while unconscious would not be worse than being heat-beamed to death.

@TheSwordsman said:

Whether or not he is using as much as he can it will hurt, if even for a moment. And if he used as much as he can he would destroy millions of people. He is smart enough to know that he would not need to go all out to kill one human. He is actually quite intelligent.

Either way I could still dodge his initial blow. And a thunderclap will most likely render me unconscious. And, no, being killed by one blow while unconscious would not be worse than being heat-beamed to death.

No it wouldn't. You'd be disintegrated in less than a second, and his intelligence and morality is irrelevant for this scenario.

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

Whether or not he is using as much as he can it will hurt, if even for a moment. And if he used as much as he can he would destroy millions of people. He is smart enough to know that he would not need to go all out to kill one human. He is actually quite intelligent.

Either way I could still dodge his initial blow. And a thunderclap will most likely render me unconscious. And, no, being killed by one blow while unconscious would not be worse than being heat-beamed to death.

No it wouldn't. You'd be disintegrated in less than a second, and his intelligence and morality is irrelevant for this scenario.

Yes it would. The nerve impulses would reach my brain in much less than a second. You erroneously stated that he would go all out. I gave you reasons why he would not. Intelligence.

The Hulk thing, Superman is probably way more likely to do it quick and painless. A quick zap to the brain pan is preferable to getting beaten to paste

@TheSwordsman: I already answered that.

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman: I already answered that.

Yes. Erroneously I might add.

P.S. You would feel the heat beams.

So you made a thread only to troll it with an alt? Wow.

@TheSwordsman said:

So you made a thread only to troll it with an alt? Wow.

Is that directed to me? Really?

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman: I already answered that.

Yes. Erroneously I might add.

P.S. You would feel the heat beams.

No, it isn't. Your nerves would feel it, but you wouldn't be able to process it because its too quick. Superman's beams are hotter than the sun for god's sake.

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

So you made a thread only to troll it with an alt? Wow.

Is that directed to me? Really?

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman: I already answered that.

Yes. Erroneously I might add.

P.S. You would feel the heat beams.

No, it isn't. Your nerves would feel it, but you wouldn't be able to process it because its too quick. Superman's beams are hotter than the sun for god's sake.

Wrong. The nerves would send impulses to the brain faster than "less than a second". You would feel the pain, for however briefly.

@Twentyfive said:

@TheSwordsman: I make threads to voice my opinions, and have conversations with like-minded individuals. Not all of my friends are comic enthusiasts like myself. Lots of the time, I have more than one topic brewing in my head, so I put them in different threads. To my knowledge, it is not against the rules to start more than one thread. At the end of the long work day, this is just fun and games for me, and often times, other people. I apologize for you having wasted time reading any of my topics.

Ummm. What?. I never mentioned anything about starting multiple threads.

Did anyone else see black widow become the avatar of being scared Sh!t less when she was getting chased around by thor....at least with super man its clean and easy death

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

So you made a thread only to troll it with an alt? Wow.

Is that directed to me? Really?

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman: I already answered that.

Yes. Erroneously I might add.

P.S. You would feel the heat beams.

No, it isn't. Your nerves would feel it, but you wouldn't be able to process it because its too quick. Superman's beams are hotter than the sun for god's sake.

Wrong. The nerves would send impulses to the brain faster than "less than a second". You would feel the pain, for however briefly.

I'm not going to bother disproving that. So, you feel the pain for a nanosecond, what would it matter? You'd be dead before your brain could process what happened.

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman said:

So you made a thread only to troll it with an alt? Wow.

Is that directed to me? Really?

@TheSwordsman said:

@ReVamp said:

@TheSwordsman: I already answered that.

Yes. Erroneously I might add.

P.S. You would feel the heat beams.

No, it isn't. Your nerves would feel it, but you wouldn't be able to process it because its too quick. Superman's beams are hotter than the sun for god's sake.

Wrong. The nerves would send impulses to the brain faster than "less than a second". You would feel the pain, for however briefly.

I'm not going to bother disproving that. So, you feel the pain for a nanosecond, what would it matter? You'd be dead before your brain could process what happened.

There is no disproving it. Yes, you would feel pain for an instant which means your brain already processed the signals from the nerve endings. You disputed my claim that one would feel it. I showed you that they would. So maybe you should ask yourself whether it would matter?

Sigh.

Superman has far more mercy than Hulk. Hulk depending on his mood might go out of his way to make sure he hurts you whereas Superman would take no pleasure in what he does. So I choose quick and painless

Anyone saying they can dodge Hulk is exaggerating their abilities, Spiderman and Cap have had trouble dodging Hulk

You wouldn't feel either one because I'm sure one hit from Hulk would mean instant death and Superman as said would turn you to ash instantly as well. I guess I'd take Superman just so that no one has to scrape me off of the floor.