Max Payne vs. The Justice League of America

I've been writing something of an ongoing spoof of a fanfic on this other comic board about Max Payne in the DC Universe, and some others have contributed a bit too. Would anyone like to read it?

I thought you hadn't updated it in like 3097509583495 years...

I updated yesterday. I had a successful brainstorm for it at work.

Yeah? Max Payne the video game character right? I lurved both of those games. I even used to do a bit of level editing for the first one.

I'll have to read it, then...

I'll post the very first part, in order of what was posted, just to see if anyone wants more. The names by the Part numbers are who wrote that given entry.

---Part 1--- Scoodle

The Kryptonian's eyes glowed and glared at me with the bright fire of a thousand suns. His veins bulged, pumping what must have been pure Yellow sunlight throughout the entirety of his statuesque figure.

Max: "Your mom make that outfit, little man?"

He was a man who could bench press an aircraft carrier. He had with him a team of equally powerful beings. Making fun of him was the smart thing to do.

Max switches out his 9mm clips