Yup it's April 1st.
Marvel makes deal with Fox to get Xmen
@avenging_x_bolt: worked on you.
@elderskaar: you mad bro?
@lone_wolf_and_cub: no, my friend. Sorry. I simply came in to suggest you improve your technique.
@avenging_x_bolt: sure you did...
Yup it's April 1st.
Brilliant attempt pal i'll give you that, but you forgot the rules of April fools no pranks after noon. anyone who does is the fool.
Here is the actual verse:
April fool's gone past,
You're the biggest fool at last;
When April fool comes again,
You'll be the biggest fool then.
@citizensentry: your a fool if you believe there are rules on April Fools...
@citizensentry: your a fool if you believe there are rules on April Fools...
April Fool's Day is a celebration of mischief and misbehavior, but it's not a complete free-for-all. There are rules about how it should be observed. Unwritten rules, but ones that nevertheless hold the weight of hundreds of years of tradition. And even for those who do not plan to play pranks, there are customs about what are appropriate activities to engage in on the day.The first of April is a time for lighthearted humor, and pranks perpetrated on the day should reflect this. Ideally an April Fool's Day prank should be funny to everyone involved when it's all over. At least, that's the goal.
Do No Harm (and nothing illegal)
The essence of an April first prank is to fool a victim. Therefore, pranks that involve no deception are considered out of place. Traditional April fool pranks include gluing a coin to the pavement, putting salt in a sugar bowl, and tricking someone into believing their shoelaces are untied. On Halloween, by contrast, pranks often assume a darker, more malevolent quality and do not necessarily involve any deception. Traditional Halloween pranks include soaping windows, throwing eggs at cars, and covering houses with toilet paper.
A typical April Fool's Day prank: gluing a coin to the sidewalk and watching as people try to pick it up
It's considered acceptable for April Fool's Day pranks to cause some inconvience to their victims. Making people feel embarrassed or irritated is okay. Wasting people's time — okay. Making them do some work to undo the prank — also okay. After all, the entire point of April Fool's Day is to make people look foolish.
However, inconvenience should never turn into actual violence or harm. This includes causing serious psychological harm. No one should get hurt. Nor should property be permanently damaged. Nor can April 1 be used as an excuse to engage in any illegal activity.
The lore of April Fool's Day is full of examples of people who failed to understand these limits and got their comeuppance. For instance, 19th century newspapers frequently repeated the story of a Parisian woman who, on April 1, 1817, stole her friend's jeweled watch. When the gendarmes arrested her, she initially denied having taken the watch, but when it was later found in her apartment, she explained that the theft had merely been an April fool joke. The story concluded, "her ill-timed pleasantry was punished by the jocular sentence that she should be incarcerated until the first of April of the following year, 1818." This rule appears to be peculiar to English-speaking countries. The custom is that pranks can only be perpetrated until twelve o'clock noon. After that time, anyone who tries to play a prank is himself (or herself) the fool.
No Pranks After Noon
There's probably an element of ancient folk belief lurking behind the rule. April Fool's Day honors the spirit of Folly, which is a powerful force. And as such, it needs to be contained within strict temporal limits, lest it overspill its boundaries and cause chaos throughout the rest of the year.
Although there's no known record of this rule having been explicitly articulated outside of English-speaking countries, it's nevertheless widely observed, for a practical reason. People are more likely to be fooled in the morning, when they might not remember what day it is. As the day progresses, they'll wise up, and pranks against them have a higher chance of failing.
The earliest reference to this rule is found in the British journal Notes and Queries (Aug 11, 1855) by a correspondent who noted that it was a tradition in the county of Hampshire that those who played pranks after twelve o'clock on April 1 would be greeted by the following verse:
April fool's gone past, You're the biggest fool at last; When April fool comes again, You'll be the biggest fool then. |
Half-a-century later (Apr. 15, 1905), several more correspondents to Notes and Queries recalled the rule being strictly in force during their childhood in the mid-nineteenth century. For instance, Harry Hems. wrote: "It is fully half a century ago since I left school, but it is well within my recollection that the practice of playing pranks upon one's fellow pupils on 1 April was not permissible after noontide. Then those who had been tricked by their companions were pointed at by the latter, and the following somewhat dense couplet hurled at them: 'April's gone, and May's come; You're a fool and I'm none!'"
Thos. Ratcliffe remembered that pranks perpetrated after noon were greeted by a slightly different response: "April Fool Day past an' gone, You're ten fools for makin' me one!"
In a 1959 study of British schoolchildren, Peter and Iona Opie found that the rule was still enforced every April 1 in school yards. Several decades later, child psychologist Brian Sutton-Smith also observed the rule in effect in New Zealand schools.
During the past three decades, it's become common for companies to issue spoof announcements on the morning of the first, and wait unil noon to reveal the joke, thereby staying true to the rule. The restaurant chain Taco Bell did this in 1996 when it ran full-page ads in American papers announcing that they were purchasing the Liberty Bell and renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. The company then issued a press release at noon confessing to the hoax.
Another strategy used by advertisers is to send a spoof press release to reporters a few days early, with instructions that the announcement should be "embargoed" until April 1. (That is, it should not be reported as news until then.) This ensures that the spoof will appear in papers on the morning of the first. However, reporters do not always obey the embargo. A famous example of this occurred in 1998 when Guinness issued a press release on March 30 (embargoed until April 1) announcing that, in honor of the upcoming millennium celebration, they had reached a deal with the Greenwich Observatory such that Greenwich Mean Time would temporarily be renamed Guinness Mean Time. The Financial Times broke the embargo a day early, not realizing the announcement was a joke, and criticized the supposed corporate sponsorship as setting a "brash tone for the millennium". The global reach of the internet has provided a new incentive to make spoof announcements as early as possible (thus staying true to the 'before noon' rule, even if unwittingly), because if the joke is released too late, it may unfairly confuse people in time zones where it's no longer April 1. This happened on April 1, 2013 when the actress Lindsay Lohan waited until 10:35 pm (pacific time zone) to tweet that she was pregnant, which she intended as a joke. But her attempt at humor was widely criticized because many of her followers were on the east coast, or in Europe, where it was already April 2. Therefore, they assumed the news was real.
The Financial Times mistakenly reported Guinness's spoof a day early
@citizensentry: didn't bother reading. If you need to write a thesis about April Fools and its rules you are truly a Fool.
@citizensentry: didn't bother reading. If you need to write a thesis about April Fools and its rules you are truly a Fool.
I didn't write it. you're just annoyed because someone is better than this than you are.
@citizensentry: You are definitely better at being a fool that's for sure.
@citizensentry: You are definitely better at being a fool that's for sure.
Oooh he's resorted to petty insults, he's getting angry. I shall continue with my endeavour to make you angry.
@citizensentry: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Btw I'm not mad just trolling you brah...
@lone_wolf_and_cub: Had me for a second but I came to my senses before I clicked the thread.
@citizensentry: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Btw I'm not mad just trolling you brah...
I thought the idea of trolling people was to get people to fall for your 'troll' which I didn't so therefore, I'm trolling you pal. And you just don't realise it. oh and by the way you obviously are mad. But it's ok bro, lot's of people get mad when their getting beaten.
Ya got me.
@citizensentry: u fell for it again. Thanks for contributing to the thread post count and views.
@citizensentry: u fell for it again. Thanks for contributing to the thread post count and views.
I see you have fallen back to your last line of defence. I shall continue with my endeavour to make you angry. Oh by the way bro, thanks for helping me get my post count up ;)
@citizensentry: Thanks again
@citizensentry: Thanks again
Vice Versa
@citizensentry: God bless you!
@citizensentry: God bless you!
I'm Atheist. But thanks anyway.
@citizensentry: Merry Christmas!
Called it.
@citizensentry: Merry Christmas!
Bit late just like you were for Aprils fools day. but it's ok bro, I'm here for you.
@citizensentry: Happy Easter
@citizensentry: Happy Easter
You're to early there pal, Easter isn't for another 2 days. But thanks anyway. (Oh by the way, I know what you're doing). ;)
@citizensentry: Sure thing Chief.
@citizensentry: Sure thing Chief.
What made you think I'm in Halo?
@citizensentry: Cocaines a hell of a drug...
@citizensentry: Cocaines a hell of a drug...
I wouldn't know, never touched it never will.
@citizensentry: Cocaines a hell of a drug...
I wouldn't know, never touched it never will.
Good, more for all of us.
@citizensentry: Cocaines a hell of a drug...
I wouldn't know, never touched it never will.
Good, more for all of us.
Good for you.
@citizensentry: Cocaines a hell of a drug...
I wouldn't know, never touched it never will.
Good, more for all of us.
Good For you.
@citizensentry: so good you had to post it twice.
@citizensentry: so good you had to post it twice.
Hey, what can I say. I just like seeing my post count go up.
Please Log In to post.
Log in to comment