#1 Posted by TheDreamer89 (38 posts) - - Show Bio

Title is self explanatory try to think of something original  
 
mine is : Smell the future

#2 Posted by PrinceIMC (5422 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to predict what fortune cookies will say.

#3 Posted by King Saturn (224820 posts) - - Show Bio
the ability to erect your wee wee to astronomical sizes to battle Cosmic Entities... 
#4 Posted by Andferne (38808 posts) - - Show Bio

An ability which makes you sneeze uncontrollably and constantly.

#5 Posted by Decept-O (7284 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to make your eyelashes grow really long, fall off, then re-grow immediately.
#6 Posted by Java Lad (107 posts) - - Show Bio

One of the other guys in our little Three Trolls group, with the name of DON'T, says has the superpower of...invulnerablity to cars.

#7 Posted by Ultimate Magneto (1189 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to instantly die with a single thought.

#8 Posted by Portrait (4485 posts) - - Show Bio

The power to get songs stuck in peoples' head.

#9 Posted by Caligula (12417 posts) - - Show Bio

They Ability to turn Poop Blue

#10 Posted by Ultimate Magneto (1189 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to shut off your own senses (any one selectively) but not able to turn them back on ever again.

#11 Posted by DaMan (1283 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to make your right leg muscular.

#12 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio

The Ability to magically knock out middle aged men in yellow polo shirts

#13 Posted by glforthewin (2355 posts) - - Show Bio

the ability to make anyone a midget 

#14 Posted by Mbecks14 (2068 posts) - - Show Bio

The power to make anything rhyme

#15 Posted by E.I.S.A.M. (369 posts) - - Show Bio

The power to turn myself into a baby whenever I chose, and then age normally.

#16 Posted by DeathinFire (281 posts) - - Show Bio

Melt Man, with the power to melt!  Shooting spagetti from your fingertips.  Enjoy your spagetti you're very rude!  The ability to talk to fish.  The ability to resemble a squirrel.  The power to penetrate the fourth wall.  The ability to transform into a aging schizophrenic (Sentry's power).  Wait, all these are taken already.....  

#17 Posted by TheDreamer89 (38 posts) - - Show Bio

Um alot of those superpowers are useful like for example 
@E.I.S.A.M.:
 Thats pretty much Eternal youth  
 
@Mbecks14: That would make it easy to be a rapper and make a lot of money 
 
@glforthewin: Again useful, turning people into midgets would make them suffer and weaken them considerably 
 
@DaMan: Your kicks would be powerful 
 
@Java Lad: Again useful don't have to worry about being hit by cars 
 
@King Saturn: Um hello thats one of the most useful superpowers ever, if the girl is bitching that your not doing a good enough job, pop goes the weasel 
 
please stick to purely useless superpowers  

#18 Posted by Risky (12629 posts) - - Show Bio

The power to make a "pop" sound but nothing else.

#19 Posted by robbiesol (474 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to make rocks roll over to the otherside.  But only the other side once.
#20 Posted by TimeKeeper (1222 posts) - - Show Bio

Well you just got something to say about how everyone's wrong, don't ya?
#21 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

ability to taste urine by looking at it.

#22 Posted by drkhwk2001 (4433 posts) - - Show Bio

Ability to type faster than anyone else but cant read

#23 Posted by Kid Anarchy (1033 posts) - - Show Bio

the ability to run fast....backwards :P

#24 Edited by ARMIV (4140 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to receive a hunch about something. You may not know the future, but at least you've got a hunch about it.

#25 Posted by lozer (173 posts) - - Show Bio

ability to cause restless leg syndrome

#26 Posted by robbiesol (474 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to turn your feet around in a 360 degree circle.
#27 Posted by Taliax (493 posts) - - Show Bio

Cow Man: has the ability to shoot milk out of his udders and talk to cows.
 
or someone who can only see in the dark.

#28 Posted by reaper2923 (2778 posts) - - Show Bio

Power to shoot of your finger nails

#29 Posted by Reactor (2644 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to fart at will.

#30 Posted by BillyButcher (69 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to become invulnerable but only when you are in no danger.
#31 Posted by NagolNuff (2493 posts) - - Show Bio

the ability to forget everything but you forget you have that ability /./

#32 Posted by Argentino_18 (955 posts) - - Show Bio

Super sweating...

#33 Posted by Blackandredflag (68 posts) - - Show Bio

i could find a use for all of these...

#34 Posted by NagolNuff (2493 posts) - - Show Bio

to have the power of shortness of breath

#35 Posted by Walker696 (984 posts) - - Show Bio

seeing the future two days after it happens
 
being impervious to rubber bullets
 
the ability to manipulate card board
 
the ability to close someones instant messenger
 
the ability to over cook anybody's eggs
 
the ability to make your self invincible after you die

#36 Edited by glforthewin (2355 posts) - - Show Bio

spawn uncooked hotdog vision 

#37 Posted by Violet-Eyed Dragon (2271 posts) - - Show Bio

the ability to open a portal from the punch dimension (just like cyclops can) but it only works when you have your eyes closed, so it never does anything. 
#38 Posted by Barbie (829 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to fly in space but only when not in a space suit while lacking the ability to breath in space.

#39 Posted by Agent Buttons (13479 posts) - - Show Bio
@NagolNuff said:
" to have the power of shortness of breath "
LOL
#40 Posted by jfskillz (12 posts) - - Show Bio

the ability to detect uselessness.

#41 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to make yourself bleed out till you pass out

#42 Posted by lozer (173 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait...


seriously...lame power and tons of people have it.
#43 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio

Explosive Diarrhea on command

#44 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19714 posts) - - Show Bio

Sanitary Vomit

#45 Posted by Ms. Omega (4525 posts) - - Show Bio

Bacon Manipulation

#46 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19714 posts) - - Show Bio

the ability to shed uncontrollably

#47 Posted by Despair (2265 posts) - - Show Bio

The power to think of more useless super powers. Even of superpowers more useless than your own. ;)

#48 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

The power to attract girls three years ago for every three seconds in the present

#49 Posted by NagolNuff (2493 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nerx: ......VWHAT?
#50 Posted by Ultimate Joker (802 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to manipulate all molecules in your imagination only.