Lame Superhero Jokes - Gen. Discussion

#1 Posted by Veshark (2044 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

Warning: the following jokes are rated R for atrocious humor and unfunny puns. You have been warned.

Q: What do you call a Christian superhero team?

A: A-Men.

Q: What do you call Jeph Loeb's Ultimatum?

A: Nothing. That's the whole joke.

Q: What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?

A: "Robin. Get in the car."

If anyone else has got more funny superhero jokes, feel free to share!

#2 Posted by EMH_Bruce (503 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

#3 Posted by Timandm (3374 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

@Veshark: I am literally laughing out loud at those jokes... They're so dorky!!!! but I love em!

#4 Posted by 14NC3 (305 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

just let me go and find any deadpool comic....

#5 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27523 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

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#6 Posted by Jorgevy (4644 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

@Veshark said:

Q: What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?
A: "Robin. Get in the car."

someone needs to explain me this one

#7 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (2897 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

*Insert Dick Grayson joke here*

#8 Posted by EMH_Bruce (503 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

*Insert Dick Grayson joke here*

something like this?

#9 Posted by Veshark (2044 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

@Timandm Haha glad you liked them, but I felt ashamed just typing the Batman one out XD

@Jorgevy It's funny because it's taken literally. Don't worry, if you don't get it, it probably means you have an actual, working sense of humor!

#10 Posted by Timandm (3374 posts) - 2 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

@Veshark said:

@Timandm Haha glad you liked them, but I felt ashamed just typing the Batman one out XD
@Jorgevy It's funny because it's taken literally. Don't worry, if you don't get it, it probably means you have an actual, working sense of humor!

But the Batman one is the funniest one there! Get this, I told it to my wife and youngest daughter and they both laughed. Not chuckled, LAUGHED! I think I'm going to tell it to my class today.

#11 Posted by Veshark (2044 posts) - 2 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

@Timandm Haha tell me how that goes! I told my mom, and she kind of just stared at me and gave me the 'Sometimes I worry about you' look. XD