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Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

So, just a few minutes ago I was checking my inbox for messages and I saw something from Babs. It was titled "Moderator Nomination". Now, I clicked on it and promtly had a coughing fit. I was nominated to be a moderator.

Its now been several minutes and yet my hands are still shaking. I thought I should annouce my new appointment to the community and what better way was to drag up a list I made a year ago on one of the many "how to become a Moderator" threads. Now, keep in mind I only figured it would be a joke:

How to become a Moderator for Dummies:

  • Possibility #1: Sell your soul to Aztek the Lost (that always works if you want something...especially a hamburger!)
  • Possibility #2: Hire Al Pacino as a hit-man ("Say Hello to my little friend, G-man!")
  • Possibility #3: Travel back in time to the old west of San Fransisco and write a letter to be delivered to Red L.A.M.P. the same day you left, instructing him to make _____ [insert username here] a moderator
  • Possibility #4: uh...Hack the system! (ever wonder what really happened when Comicvine was down? MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
  • Possibility #6: Steal G-man's draft for the Off My Mind Segment and don't give it back until he agrees to make you a moderator
  • Possibility #7: Hard work and dedication to the site....but what fun is that?
  • Possibility #8: When creating an account, put your name as "inferiorego_is_the_Greatest" and write on a certain staff person's wall
  • Possibility #9: Agree to introduce Babs to Namor

And Finally, Possiblity #10: Make a list of possibilities and "purposely" skip Possiblity #5

Ladies and gentlemen of the community! I give you the newest moderator on the site! boy...that is so amazing to say...Thanks to all who have supported me in the past...To the future! (*jumps up and punches the air*) HUZAH! (*lightening comes down and the ordinary poet is transformed into a moderator*).

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#1 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

wow this feels good...

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#2 Posted by Billy Batson (57802 posts) - - Show Bio

Actually there's three new mods. DH/Mercy, you and k4tz :p
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#3 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@Billy Batson: ok. new "sheriffs" in town...

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#4 Posted by joeagentofhand1 (4362 posts) - - Show Bio

You deserve it! Congratz!

#5 Posted by Final Arrow (24359 posts) - - Show Bio

@Billy Batson: O MY GOD YOU NEVER GOT MADE A MOD...THE WORLD HAS GONE INSANE....

#6 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow said:

@Billy Batson: O MY GOD YOU NEVER GOT MADE A MOD...THE WORLD HAS GONE INSANE....

I just told him that.

#7 Posted by Billy Batson (57802 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow:

Meh... :p
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#8 Posted by HolySerpent (12470 posts) - - Show Bio

For some reason I'm jealous : (

#9 Posted by Final Arrow (24359 posts) - - Show Bio

@Billy Batson: YOU STOLE MY UPDATE....YOU THIEF...THATS WHY YOUR NOT A MOD....YOU BAST@RD.

@ReVamp: SILENCE.

#10 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow: Don't worry, I'll let you get writers credit.

#11 Posted by Billy Batson (57802 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow:

Your modship got removed because you don't answer my wall posts...yeah that's it <___<
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#12 Posted by Final Arrow (24359 posts) - - Show Bio

@Billy Batson: DAMN HOW DID YOU KNOW.

@ReVamp: DAMN STRAIGHT...STARES AT HIM

#13 Posted by Billy Batson (57802 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow:

Also because you talk in all caps.
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#14 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow: Matches his stare.

I'm only letting you get it cause I'm the sh!t when it comes to writing.

#15 Posted by Final Arrow (24359 posts) - - Show Bio

@Billy Batson: YOU DO KNOW WE HAVE YET AGAIN MANAGED TO DERAIL A THREAD JUST MERELY BY BEING IN IT AT THE SAME TIME.

@ReVamp: GLARES

#16 Posted by Billy Batson (57802 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow:

and fill the poet's inbox with crap.
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#17 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow: BIATCH, PLEASE, I CAN TAKE YOUR KIDDY GLARES.

HOLLA AT ME WHEN YOU WANNA STEP YO GAME UP.

#18 Posted by inferiorego (21266 posts) - - Show Bio

You were made a mod because of the screen name inferiorego_is_the_greatest

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#19 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@inferiorego said:

You were made a mod because of the screen name inferiorego_is_the_greatest

ah! that makes sense...

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#20 Posted by CrimsonAvenger (1162 posts) - - Show Bio

Guess the Apocalypse is coming sooner than I thought.

#21 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32993 posts) - - Show Bio

What one did you do? I'm guessing #3 
 
Congrats Poet 

#22 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@CrimsonAvenger said:

Guess the Apocalypse is coming sooner than I thought.

what's that supose to mean? :P

@spiderbat87 said:

What one did you do? I'm guessing #3 Congrats Poet

#5 actully...thanks

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#23 Posted by Afro_Warrior (1120 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Poet:

Congratulations!!! You definitely deserve it considering what you add to the site.

Do you know what area of the site you'll be working on specifically?

#24 Posted by Renchamp (2289 posts) - - Show Bio

A hearty welcome to the new Greats. Are we losing anyone in the process?

#25 Posted by Billy Batson (57802 posts) - - Show Bio

@Renchamp said:

A hearty welcome to the new Greats. Are we losing anyone in the process?

Mattbodega. Never understood why he was a mod.
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#26 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@Afro_Warrior: Still getting the hang of it, so unsure...where ever needed I suppose...

@Renchamp: not to my knowledge.. they added 3 mods today

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#27 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

what??!!! I did all of those. for free.

#28 Posted by The_Tree (7247 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread is full of teh lulz. Congratulations, Poet!

#29 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Tree said:

This thread is full of teh lulz. Congratulations, Poet!

thanks

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#30 Posted by nickthedevil (11678 posts) - - Show Bio

They grow up so fast...

#31 Posted by htb106 (1641 posts) - - Show Bio

Congrats!

Hope I can be a moderator one day...

*looks up to the stars, and sighs...*

#32 Posted by NewKid (358 posts) - - Show Bio

awesome poet! congrats!

#33 Posted by Renee (10289 posts) - - Show Bio

Yay congrats Poet! You'll be a great mod. :)

#34 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@Renee: @NewKid: @htb106: thanks guys! I'll do my best...

oh, and htb maybe one day you'll be one being congratulated. keep your chin held high and a positive attitude and almost anything is possible...

man, i feel old...

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#35 Posted by _Cain_ (23646 posts) - - Show Bio

I Wish I Was a mod, But You can't trust the system!

#36 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

Well deserved -- this is awesome. :)

#37 Edited by BlackArmor (6134 posts) - - Show Bio
Congrats Poet
#38 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: @BlackArmor: thanks guys

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#39 Posted by Redberry (797 posts) - - Show Bio

Congrats. :)

#40 Posted by pikahyper (11564 posts) - - Show Bio

Congrats, I expect big things from you :D

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#41 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (12605 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait.....Mercy's a mod now? I don't know why but......I'm a little frightened......

#42 Posted by cosmo111687 (1489 posts) - - Show Bio

A message from the CV gods! You have been blessed, Poet! Congrats. ^.^

#43 Posted by pikahyper (11564 posts) - - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

Wait.....Mercy's a mod now? I don't know why but......I'm a little frightened......

you should be :D

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#44 Posted by Mercy_ (92635 posts) - - Show Bio
@Avenging-X-Bolt :)
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#45 Posted by knighthood (1693 posts) - - Show Bio

Nevermind my PM. Congrats Poet!

Now how did you hook up Babs with Namor?

#46 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@pikahyper said:

Congrats, I expect big things from you :D

thanks

@cosmo111687 said:

A message from the CV gods! You have been blessed, Poet! Congrats. ^.^

thank you!

@pikahyper said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

Wait.....Mercy's a mod now? I don't know why but......I'm a little frightened......

you should be :D

I thought she was dangerous without moderator powers...better be careful what you say :P

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#47 Posted by chalkshark (1185 posts) - - Show Bio

Congratulations! I think you'll thrive in the role. Have fun with it.

#48 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@knighthood said:

Nevermind my PM. Congrats Poet!

Now how did you hook up Babs with Namor?

thanks...well that's a long story.

@chalkshark said:

Congratulations! I think you'll thrive in the role. Have fun with it.

thanks and will do

side note: It looks like with this red box thing I am popular enough for an escort service to write on my blog...It quickly got banned, but I must say I am flattered they consider me popular enough to spam...

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#49 Posted by fesak (7034 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Poet said:

side note: It looks like with this red box thing I am popular enough for an escort service to write on my blog...It quickly got banned, but I must say I am flattered they consider me popular enough to spam...

Expect more of those. Not so clever to post their spam on the users who can ban them, but apparently that's their tactic.

Also:

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#50 Posted by The Poet (8304 posts) - - Show Bio

@fesak: oh fun!

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