Ladies and Gentlemen: A New Sherriff is in Town

So, just a few minutes ago I was checking my inbox for messages and I saw something from Babs. It was titled "Moderator Nomination". Now, I clicked on it and promtly had a coughing fit. I was nominated to be a moderator.

Its now been several minutes and yet my hands are still shaking. I thought I should annouce my new appointment to the community and what better way was to drag up a list I made a year ago on one of the many "how to become a Moderator" threads. Now, keep in mind I only figured it would be a joke:

How to become a Moderator for Dummies:

• Possibility #1: Sell your soul to Aztek the Lost (that always works if you want something...especially a hamburger!)

• Possibility #2: Hire Al Pacino as a hit-man ("Say Hello to my little friend, G-man!")

• Possibility #3: Travel back in time to the old west of San Fransisco and write a letter to be delivered to Red L.A.M.P. the same day you left, instructing him to make _____ [insert username here] a moderator

• Possibility #4: uh...Hack the system! (ever wonder what really happened when Comicvine was down? MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

• Possibility #6: Steal G-man's draft for the Off My Mind Segment and don't give it back until he agrees to make you a moderator

• Possibility #7: Hard work and dedication to the site....but what fun is that?

• Possibility #8: When creating an account, put your name as "inferiorego_is_the_Greatest" and write on a certain staff person's wall

• Possibility #9: Agree to introduce Babs to Namor

And Finally, Possiblity #10: Make a list of possibilities and "purposely" skip Possiblity #5

Ladies and gentlemen of the community! I give you the newest moderator on the site! boy...that is so amazing to say...Thanks to all who have supported me in the past...To the future! (*jumps up and punches the air*) HUZAH! (*lightening comes down and the ordinary poet is transformed into a moderator*).

wow this feels good...

Actually there's three new mods. DH/Mercy, you and k4tz :p
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@Billy Batson: ok. new "sheriffs" in town...

You deserve it! Congratz!

@Billy Batson: O MY GOD YOU NEVER GOT MADE A MOD...THE WORLD HAS GONE INSANE....

@Final Arrow said:

@Billy Batson: O MY GOD YOU NEVER GOT MADE A MOD...THE WORLD HAS GONE INSANE....

I just told him that.

@Final Arrow:

Meh... :p
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For some reason I'm jealous : (

@Billy Batson: YOU STOLE MY UPDATE....YOU THIEF...THATS WHY YOUR NOT A MOD....YOU BAST@RD.

@ReVamp: SILENCE.

@Final Arrow: Don't worry, I'll let you get writers credit.

@Final Arrow:

Your modship got removed because you don't answer my wall posts...yeah that's it <___<
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@Billy Batson: DAMN HOW DID YOU KNOW.

@ReVamp: DAMN STRAIGHT...STARES AT HIM

@Final Arrow:

Also because you talk in all caps.
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@Final Arrow: Matches his stare.

I'm only letting you get it cause I'm the sh!t when it comes to writing.

@Billy Batson: YOU DO KNOW WE HAVE YET AGAIN MANAGED TO DERAIL A THREAD JUST MERELY BY BEING IN IT AT THE SAME TIME.

@ReVamp: GLARES

@Final Arrow:

and fill the poet's inbox with crap.
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@Final Arrow: BIATCH, PLEASE, I CAN TAKE YOUR KIDDY GLARES.

HOLLA AT ME WHEN YOU WANNA STEP YO GAME UP.

You were made a mod because of the screen name inferiorego_is_the_greatest

@inferiorego said:

You were made a mod because of the screen name inferiorego_is_the_greatest

ah! that makes sense...

Guess the Apocalypse is coming sooner than I thought.

What one did you do? I'm guessing #3 
 
Congrats Poet 

@CrimsonAvenger said:

Guess the Apocalypse is coming sooner than I thought.

what's that supose to mean? :P

@spiderbat87 said:

What one did you do? I'm guessing #3 Congrats Poet

#5 actully...thanks

@The Poet:

Congratulations!!! You definitely deserve it considering what you add to the site.

Do you know what area of the site you'll be working on specifically?

@Renchamp said:

A hearty welcome to the new Greats. Are we losing anyone in the process?

Mattbodega. Never understood why he was a mod.
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@Afro_Warrior: Still getting the hang of it, so unsure...where ever needed I suppose...

@Renchamp: not to my knowledge.. they added 3 mods today

what??!!! I did all of those. for free.

This thread is full of teh lulz. Congratulations, Poet!

@The_Tree said:

This thread is full of teh lulz. Congratulations, Poet!

thanks

They grow up so fast...

Congrats!

Hope I can be a moderator one day...

*looks up to the stars, and sighs...*

awesome poet! congrats!

Yay congrats Poet! You'll be a great mod. :)

@Renee: @NewKid: @htb106: thanks guys! I'll do my best...

oh, and htb maybe one day you'll be one being congratulated. keep your chin held high and a positive attitude and almost anything is possible...

man, i feel old...

I Wish I Was a mod, But You can't trust the system!

Well deserved -- this is awesome. :)

@lykopis: @BlackArmor: thanks guys

Congrats. :)

Congrats, I expect big things from you :D

Wait.....Mercy's a mod now? I don't know why but......I'm a little frightened......

A message from the CV gods! You have been blessed, Poet! Congrats. ^.^

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

Wait.....Mercy's a mod now? I don't know why but......I'm a little frightened......

you should be :D

Nevermind my PM. Congrats Poet!

Now how did you hook up Babs with Namor?

@pikahyper said:

Congrats, I expect big things from you :D

thanks

@cosmo111687 said:

A message from the CV gods! You have been blessed, Poet! Congrats. ^.^

thank you!

@pikahyper said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

Wait.....Mercy's a mod now? I don't know why but......I'm a little frightened......

you should be :D

I thought she was dangerous without moderator powers...better be careful what you say :P

Congratulations! I think you'll thrive in the role. Have fun with it.

@knighthood said:

Nevermind my PM. Congrats Poet!

Now how did you hook up Babs with Namor?

thanks...well that's a long story.

@chalkshark said:

Congratulations! I think you'll thrive in the role. Have fun with it.

thanks and will do

side note: It looks like with this red box thing I am popular enough for an escort service to write on my blog...It quickly got banned, but I must say I am flattered they consider me popular enough to spam...

@The Poet said:

side note: It looks like with this red box thing I am popular enough for an escort service to write on my blog...It quickly got banned, but I must say I am flattered they consider me popular enough to spam...

Expect more of those. Not so clever to post their spam on the users who can ban them, but apparently that's their tactic.

Also:

@fesak: oh fun!