In the last episode after an encounter with Ms. Marvel, Kidpool tracked down the
Punisher, and was ready to make his move. Kidpool teleports inside of the punisher’s
hideout, while waiting for the Punisher to eat his food Thirsty the Punisher,
decides to go to the refrigerator for a beverage, before he eats. (A light bulb
appears above Kidpools head) Kidpool grabs a laxative out of his bag to make
sure the Punisher end up in the bathroom. He puts the laxative in the Punishers
food swiftly and teleports to the bathroom. There he quietly rigs up the
Punisher's toilet with explosives. The explosives were remote controlled.
Meanwhile the Punisher was digging into his food, three minutes later the Punisher
felt a rumble in his stomach and was racing to get to the bathroom leaving his
weapons, on the table next to his food. The Punisher immediately jumped on the
toilet but was confused as to why his shower curtain was closed. While on the
toilet doing his duty, the Punisher reached over and pulled the curtain back.
There was a sign posted that said (Hi Frank) suddenly the bathroom door opened
up and Kidpool was standing there with a detonator. The Punisher was shocked,
Kidpool's eyes on his masked squinted, and (a picture of skunk appeared over
his head). Kidpool pulled out a sign that said (Boom!)With his free hand, and
then he pressed the detonator button. There was a well contained explosion at
the Punishers hideout, Kidpool teleported outside just in time. Kidpool decided
he wanted to gloat, so he went back inside to view what was left of the
Punisher's body, and then he pulls out his crayon and marks the Punisher off
his list. While looking at the remains, he decides to steal a Punisher shirt,
as he walks toward it, he slips and falls in some sh--! Angry he decides to
just leave instead, using the shirt to clean himself up. Kidpool decides to
head to a pawnshop downtown next; he'd heard that Daken had been there a few
times from a comicvine source. On the way there he decides to get off his
tricycle and walk, when he sees that commercial on a huge flat screen with the
M&M;'s dancing to the song (I'm Sexy and I Know it!). Kidpool starts
dancing like them in front of the pawn store window and (a light bulb appears
above head). Kidpool goes in the pawn store and steals a mini-trench coat and
puts it in his backpack, and then he goes to the owner to ask about Daken. The
owner is terrified of Daken, but a little guy in red pajamas had a huge gun
pointed at him. The owner tells him Daken pawned a part of a sword (maramusa)
for cash, Kidpool Holds his hand out, and the owner gives him the sword fragment
(maramusa).Leaving the store Kidpool grabs some yellow and pink paint. Kidpool
rides his tricycle to a machine shop where he threatens a workers life, and
then hands him a note telling him to, melt the fragmented sword into six metal
spikes. Afterwards, Kidpool paints them to look like short pencils. Kidpool
heads for the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning next, taking a detour
through a bad neighborhood; he decides to help some bad kids steal rims off a
car. Luke Cage suddenly appears, and asks him what he's doing? Kidpool looks
way up in the sky at Luke (and a ? appears above Kidpools head). Luke is
shocked at Kidpools appearance, and calls in assistance, Kidpool turns back
toward the car and proceeds to take the wheel off the car, the other kids have
ran off at this time. Iron fist, Spiderman, and Daredevil show up. Spiderman
starts laughing at Kidpool, and says Luke, do you need back up for a mini Dead
pool! This annoys Kidpool. Iron Fist states that Kidpool is very peculiar.
Daredevil says something isn't right here! Meanwhile instead of taking off a
rim, Kidpool is hooking up C-4 to the car with special adamantium spikes from
the Punishers hideout. Luke decides enough is enough, and tells Kidpool to
stop. Kidpool jumps up and kicks Luke below the belt and hurts his toe. The heroes
all laugh, as he reaches in his bag and hit everybody with pies except
Daredevil for laughing at him. The heroes have a WTF moment, mini deadpool just
hit us with pies and Daredevil starts laughing, Kidpool takes advantage of this
and teleports away as Spiderman's spider sense go on overload. They wipe the
pie out of their eyes and wonder how he got to the end of the alley and Kidpool
points; the Heroes all see a sign except Daredevil that say (Boom!). Kidpool
ignites the explosives, leaving the Heroes dead and tattered, even Cage due to
the adamantium spikes. Kidpool hops on his tricycle and heads to the Jean Grey
School for higher learning and sees Ms. Marvel again apprehending criminals,
and stops. Ms. Marvel spots him again (a question mark appears above her head)
she ask Kidpool who he is as she approaches him. Kidpool holds up his hand
giving her the stop motion. Ms, Marvel does. Kidpool gets off the tricycle and
throws down a smoke pellet, when the smoke clears he’s wearing a trench coat
and holding a huge radio. Ms. Marvel (has a huge question mark above her head),
Kidpool plays the (I'm Sexy and You Know It song) and flashes Ms.Marvel. Ms.
Marvel is shocked, and then she fall over with laughter! Kidpool see's this and
becomes angry, and is holding a grenade. He decides to let her slide because he
is mesmerized by her legs again, then he takes off using his looneytooon speed
leaving a dust storm trail behind him on foot. Later he returns to get his
tricycle and head for the Jean Grey School for higher learning, in which he got
there in about 20 minutes. Figuring that the school was full of mutants he
decided on wearing a costume over his costume to infiltrate the school. You'll
never believe what costume, Kidpool uses, and toon in if you want to know,
you'll never believe it! Kidpool Kills the Marvel Universe part 21/2 coming
shortly!
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