No, its literary and scientifically impossible. You have to hand in your Batman card. Batman PJ's and Batman Bobblehead. Those Batman boxers you have? Signed by Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale and George Clooney? You might as well burn it and then put it in the bin, and then burn the bin, and the burn the fire and then throw the fiery fire into the trash. That Batman mix CD you have? Eat it, you deserve the pain and stomach ulcers.
To concede ever is a sign of weakness, something a Spider-man or X-Men fan would do, in order to be "relatable", to be a true Batman fan you have to have unrealistic expectations but then met them anyway. Using determination, preparation, cunning, and will power. Ooh but watch the PC police attack me now.
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Nah but for real, I rarely think in terms of who "beats who for a majority". No fictional character beats another fictional character for a majority (in an objective factual sense, creating your own parameters, criteria, context can circumvent that naturally) because you can't get a majority on infinity, well, its debatable but complex, but basically since the characters don't actually exist, they don't have to follow ant sort of logic, rule and rhyme, apart from those set by creators and to a lesser extent in a different context fans ability to interpret intent and idea. So the things that fictional characters are bound to, well they often clash with what subjective criteria's writers and fans hold or prioritize. Let me refocus though where this is all going though to put it more simply, being a fan just means you like or admire something, show enthusiasm for it, no additional obligations are necessary. Some people may be fans of characters because they 'should' lose and because thats a part of their character, as far as depicted characteristics/traits. Or they have other admirable or likable qualities or traits, not influenced or affected by supposed win/loss rations in hypothetical physical confrontations.
Personally I like Batman the dedicated, intelligent, obsessive, detective. Spending his nights doing hard work solving ghastly crimes. More so than the superhero Batman who interacts with mega powered beings, but thats just me.
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