What are people's theories on Agent Coulson from Agents Of SHIELD? I'm going for Human Torch, but who knows... Only two weeks in and I'm hooked.
Decent typo in the title, but it would've been better if you'd done "hymen torch" instead. That'd have been much funnier.
I'm not sure that Coulson is synthetic. That'd be cool, don't get me wrong, but there are so many other ways they could go. He could be some sort of zombie. He could be a half-machine cyborg. He could be a clone. He could be some other person brainwashed into thinking he's Coulson. So many options.