#1 Posted by Captain Danny (2 posts) - - Show Bio

So suddenly, you wake up, you go get some cereal, and then, someone knocks on the door. You look through the window, a dozen freaking zombies outside. What would you do?

Hello, I'm new here. So I dont know if this topic has been spoken of but I'll do it anyways.

#2 Posted by Captain Danny (2 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh by the way, the zombies are Shaun of the Dead or Night of the Living Dead type

#3 Posted by Acer (14412 posts) - - Show Bio

I finish my cereal first :)

#4 Posted by warlock360 (28040 posts) - - Show Bio

Naturally speaking that those type of zombies are more instinctive and primal than anything else I'd simply outsmart them by throwing my fridge (wrapped in chains and all sorts of things) off of my roof so that they can play with that long enough for me to escape via roping down the other side hi-jacking the next best car and getting my ass out of the neighbourhood :>

#5 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio

1) get scared

2) open the door for the zombies and take the key

3) trow a chair and anything else i can get and trow on then for hold then off

4) let they enter a bit

5) open the back door and lock it

6) go to the front door,close and lock it

7) take the elevator

8) run like hell to my car

9) take the car and drive out the city

#6 Posted by Truex (460 posts) - - Show Bio

Get my chainsaw, put on a cape, steal a horse, ride around and chop off zombie heads

#7 Posted by kuzman (204 posts) - - Show Bio

i would grab my m4a1 and shot aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

#8 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

 Go out a window and walk around them, since they move about a half mile an hour :l

#9 Posted by Socks (1 posts) - - Show Bio

1. Wonder why a zombie would knock first

2. Get a Crow Bar and Hatchet

3. Fight my way through them  to my friends' and I's ''In case of Zombie Outbreak meeting spot'' spot

#10 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
Matezoide said:
7) take the elevator
You never use the elevator in an emergency situation.
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#11 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio
pixelized said:
"Matezoide said:
7) take the elevator
You never use the elevator in an emergency situation."
i am badass,i can do whatever i want
#12 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

it doesn't hold the same weight when you have to tell people.

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#13 Edited by Zoom (14668 posts) - - Show Bio

Going to the attic.
I've got a huge window right by my door so I'm not gonna have time to get food.
Hope these aren't roof climbing zombies and they don't have to nuke the city.

I've actually thought this out before. XD

#14 Posted by wolverine9981 (205 posts) - - Show Bio

I live in the hood,we get zombies knocking on our doors all the time,we call em crack heads.

#15 Posted by jloneblackheart (5496 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm totally prepared for this. Lots of heavy clothing with no skin showing, I have a katana, a machete and a sawed off shotgun.  Gas mask, without canister, trench coat, just pile it on. The real problem I imagine having is saving anyone I care about (like my girlfriend and mother) who are wussies and would freak out.

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#16 Posted by xerox_kitty (15761 posts) - - Show Bio

This reminds me of this old t-shirt...

In Case Of Zombies T-Shirt

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#17 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

Activate that robot army the governments have been building, and we all suffer a different apocalypse.  I still die, but at least it's in a nuclear inferno :).  Hooray for skynet.

#18 Posted by [fade] (102 posts) - - Show Bio

Get full body chainmail, leather jacket, leather chaps, leather gloves, full face motorcycle helmet, katana
i win, they cant bite me :P

#19 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

I wear full body plate mail, with chain mail underneath, and scale mail underneath that, and a great axe.  Bring it on zombies.

#20 Posted by Mantid (4418 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd run like hell

#21 Posted by bioghost (1245 posts) - - Show Bio

shark armor and crowbar.

enough said.

#22 Posted by PrimeDirective (451 posts) - - Show Bio

I live in a little town out in the middle of nowhere, but our post office down the street has an armored truck. That's the first place I'm going along with a map of the US and Canada, a few rifles, plenty of food, water, ammo, very warm clothes and some extra gas. From there I jack the truck and drive north. Once I reach Canada, sneaking across the border will be cake. Once I'm in the colder parts, I'm safe. Zombies are pretty well exposed, they don't really have bodily warmth, nor do their bodies regenerate. Because of this, as they cross the frozen tundra of Canada, their muscle tissue is breaking down and deep freezing at the same time. Give it some time and shattering frozen zombies will become a very popular sport! I win!