If you were in a Battle thread - what would your feats be?

If you wee included in a battle thread, eg. you vs Obama in h2h. What would your feats be?

I can run 40 yards in 4.54 seconds. And I've always been really good at dodge ball

Swordsmanship experience.

Threw a poop monster into the sun

Killed TheCerealKillz with eye lasers

Stalemated Walzo on several occasions

Able create a robot capable of destroying a universe

Teleported an entire bar to limbo with the help of Vortex

Defeated Justice

Stalemated an upgraded TCK.

Bench pressed a white dwarf star

Flew to the sun from London in 0.591 seconds

Crushed a Ferris wheel with my mind

Learned 100 martial arts in fifty minutes

Survived a small sun imploding

Amongst others...

i beat batman

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My prep feats > Doom's and John Constantine's prep feats.

I found Waldo. And Carmen Sandiego.

I was struck by lightning before I was born, didn't breathe for the first ten minutes of my life, and survived lion attack when I was just a young boy, all without any permanent damage whatsoever... So I guess I'm just incredibly lucky? XD

i cant be harmed physically at all bc i am immortal

Im awesome

as My wife puts it..... "able to bore you to death with movie knowledge", "able to bore you to death with beer knowledge"

The ability to not say 'awwww' in the presence of an adorable playful kitten

Im a really good cook.....or is that more of a skill?

I know how to play all 8 (including the original prerelease Xerox xopies and Next) versions of D&D (example: how to play 4th, edition.......get a good roaring bonfire...throw book in....roast marshmellows)

OHH pertaining to the previous...."I have Spring Attack"

I have this really big book.....does that count?

Speedforce.... /wallywest

--has never lost a battle

I didn't understand the topic originally. Ok, here goes.

Peak Human in every physical aspect. Strength, agility, speed.

World Class swordsman.

Olympic level Gymnest.

Hunter

Archer (Second to Oliver Queen)

Can turn anything into a weapon.

Hunted and captured Kraven the Hunter. And he had prepped a year.

Knocked out Ted Grant with one hit.

Survived a fight with Lady Shiva and Natas together.

Beat Black Knight in a sword fight. (Dane)

Stalemated Frank Castle in a knife fight.

SHIELD veteran. Ten Years.

I accidentally trip people with my big feet a lot.