If you were:
Or any other villain or hero you can think of that you wanna include.
Colossus: What was the point of making me the Juggernaut and annihilating my relationship with Kitty Pryde if you were not going to do anything with that?
Wolverine: Hey bub, I like the fact that I'm a celebrity here, but I only got one personality here, so stop making me a into a happy go-lucky headmaster or a guy with some serious anger issues!
Spider-Man: Seriously!? You're going to replace me with Doc Ock!? What's wrong with you!?
Storm: About my brief marriage to Black Panther and almost putting me into comic book limbo...NEVER AGAIN!!!
Cyclops: Hey! I may have been the golden boyscout hero for many years now, but I'M NOT THE BAD GUY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
Jean Grey: If you seriously want to use me for any kind of story line, stop killing me for every five seconds!!!
Deadpool: "I HAVE ACTUAL SKILLS! SERIOUSLY, I'M A F***ING BADASS OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE! I IMPRESS BULLSEYE WITH MY SKILLS! I DON'T HAVE TO RELY ON THIS RANDOM CRAP ALL THE TIME! REALLY!"
Spider-man: "AND THIS IS FOR UNCLE BEN! AND THIS IS FOR CAPTAIN STACY! AND THIS IS FOR GWEN! AND THIS IS FOR BEN REILLY! AND THESE ARE FOR ALL THE TIMES I THOUGHT AUNT MAY WAS GOING TO DIE! AND THIS IS FOR THAT TIME I THOUGHT MJ WAS DEAD! AND THIS IS FOR MY UNBORN CHILD! AND THIS IS FOR THAT CRAP WITH MEPHISTO! AND THIS IS FOR KILLING ME IN DOC OCK'S BODY, LEAVING ME A GHOST WHILE OCK STEALS MY LIFE YOU SORRY PIECE OF- Oh, you're dead..."
And as of five minutes ago...
Batman: "Touch Jason's face and you will vanish from your home in the middle of the night. A suicide note will be found on your pillow, your car at the bottom of a ravine with a corpse so badly burned it can't be identified. I have spent the vast majority of my life thinking of ways to slowly main and injure the Joker in return for all he's done. If you so much as TOUCH a HAIR on JASON TODD'S HEAD, I SWEAR I will enact all of these things upon you. Am I clear?"
Spider-Man: Wait, you idiots thought that having me throw away my marriage to a beautiful super-model by making a literal deal with the devil to save my 90 year old aunt that's inexplicably been on her death-bed for the last 50 years anyway would somehow make me more relate-able? What next? Gonna have me body swap with one of my enemies?
Use your keyboard!
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