@DC: Well...you're both dead, so....no. But, if you were a human who had relations with a vampire...then...I would say yes. Until you turn into one. Which you will.
EEW! PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT!?"
Dude you ever seen the movie, "Clerks". It happens, but she doesn't know he's dead
@DC: Well...you're both dead, so....no. But, if you were a human who had relations with a vampire...then...I would say yes. Until you turn into one. Which you will.
EEW! PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT!?"
well wouldnt that be a great way to turn porking the vampire then turning. lol sry
*backs away slowly* Creeee-pppyyy. @DC: Well...you're both dead, so....no. But, if you were a human who had relations with a vampire...then...I would say yes. Until you turn into one. Which you will. EEW! PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT!?"
well wouldnt that be a great way to turn porking the vampire then turning. lol sry"
That's an alternative way I'd like to become a werewolf ;P But only in their human form, of course. But, according to some of the books I've read, they release their beastial form involuntarily during it. But, in Cursed, the girl got turned into one by intercourse, o most likely, they don't. Too many sources to take into consideration.
@Chameleone: But...if he's dead...how does he get...you know
*backs away slowly* Creeee-pppyyy. @DC: Well...you're both dead, so....no. But, if you were a human who had relations with a vampire...then...I would say yes. Until you turn into one. Which you will. EEW! PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT!?"
well wouldnt that be a great way to turn porking the vampire then turning. lol sry"
That's an alternative way I'd like to become a werewolf ;P But only in their human form, of course. But, according to some of the books I've read, they release their beastial form involuntarily during it. But, in Cursed, the girl got turned into one by intercourse, o most likely, they don't. Too many sources to take into consideration.
@Chameleone: But...if he's dead...how does he get...you know"
okay, he gets a magazine and goes into the bathroom and starts...you know, and he dies of a heart attack, but he still has it. So when the girl goes into the bathroom they start having sex thinking it's her boyfriend
*backs away slowly* Creeee-pppyyy. @DC: Well...you're both dead, so....no. But, if you were a human who had relations with a vampire...then...I would say yes. Until you turn into one. Which you will. EEW! PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT!?"
well wouldnt that be a great way to turn porking the vampire then turning. lol sry"
That's an alternative way I'd like to become a werewolf ;P But only in their human form, of course. But, according to some of the books I've read, they release their beastial form involuntarily during it. But, in Cursed, the girl got turned into one by intercourse, o most likely, they don't. Too many sources to take into consideration. @Chameleone: But...if he's dead...how does he get...*you know*"
okay, he gets a magazine and goes into the bathroom and starts...you know, and he dies of a heart attack, but he still has it. So when the girl goes into the bathroom they start having sex thinking it's her boyfriend "
*backs away slowly* Creeee-pppyyy. @DC: Well...you're both dead, so....no. But, if you were a human who had relations with a vampire...then...I would say yes. Until you turn into one. Which you will. EEW! PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT!?"
well wouldnt that be a great way to turn porking the vampire then turning. lol sry"
That's an alternative way I'd like to become a werewolf ;P But only in their human form, of course. But, according to some of the books I've read, they release their beastial form involuntarily during it. But, in Cursed, the girl got turned into one by intercourse, o most likely, they don't. Too many sources to take into consideration. @Chameleone: But...if he's dead...how does he get...*you know*"
okay, he gets a magazine and goes into the bathroom and starts...you know, and he dies of a heart attack, but he still has it. So when the girl goes into the bathroom they start having sex thinking it's her boyfriend "
*backs away slowly* Creeee-pppyyy. @DC: Well...you're both dead, so....no. But, if you were a human who had relations with a vampire...then...I would say yes. Until you turn into one. Which you will. EEW! PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT!?"
well wouldnt that be a great way to turn porking the vampire then turning. lol sry"
That's an alternative way I'd like to become a werewolf ;P But only in their human form, of course. But, according to some of the books I've read, they release their beastial form involuntarily during it. But, in Cursed, the girl got turned into one by intercourse, o most likely, they don't. Too many sources to take into consideration. @Chameleone: But...if he's dead...how does he get...*you know*"
okay, he gets a magazine and goes into the bathroom and starts...you know, and he dies of a heart attack, but he still has it. So when the girl goes into the bathroom they start having sex thinking it's her boyfriend "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that girl raped a dead guy LMFAO "
my kind of woman lmao"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP IT YOUR KILLING ME, I CAN'T BREATHE
Clerks 2 was okay, but not as good as the original. What made clerks 1 so good was that it was such a great low budget film, with only like 10 actors, black and white, and 3 different sets
Dude, people are gonna shit themselves when I go. It's going to be like five minuts of wussy crying the first moment I'm gone, then something I set in motion earlier is gonna hit, and people won't be able to handle it, man...and I'll be looking up at it, laughing.
"Yep. How about you, Larry? Oh, wait that's not your name! Sorry, forgot.."
You'll never lose your hilariousness.......I wonder what kind of grand joke you'll make on your death bed.....I wanna hear that one. The greatest joke in the world.....
"Dude, people are gonna shit themselves when I go. It's going to be like five minuts of wussy crying the first moment I'm gone, then something I set in motion earlier is gonna hit, and people won't be able to handle it, man...and I'll be looking up at it, laughing."
Cause everyone knows you sure as h*ll aren't gonna be looking down.
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